Member Since:
April 02, 2015
El Cuchillo
Biography
El Cuchillo, the masked madman of the Pecos Andes. Or so he says. We aren’t even sure that’s a place… or a thing… “The Knife” cuts deep with his quick and dirty tales of bloodthirsty beasts on the range. His is also a pen name, obviously, but his real identity is just as vague and imperceptible. His history is as mysterious as his name. All I can tell you is that he delivers the groceries. The term “sloppy meat piñata”, and the story in which it appears, "Rosie's Chicken & Waffles" (in the Coffin Hop Press anthology TALL TALES OF THE WEIRD WEST, will haunt your cerebellum for the foreseeable future. He doesn’t have a website, or a place of residence. If you want to get in contact with El Cuchillo, just call up the Circle-K on the corner of 9th and Hennepin and ask for Nacho Laredo. He’ll give you the number of a payphone somewhere in the vicinity of Chinatown, then you… well, let’s just say that it goes on from there.