Ignore The Man In The Chair Typing
I lost my cell phone and had to get a new one. This was bad because, one: I hate cell phones. Two: I hate cell phones. And Three: I secretly had hoped that the Mayans were right and by today I would be holding onto a rope waiting for the atmosphere to come back, so why would I even have to have a cell phone? I'm still not over that..
Humorous stories and out takes, most aimed at those over 18.