Alexander Jürgen Klemm

Biography

Greetings random profile stalker,

I go by many names, but you can call me Klemm. Amateur philosopher and writer, you will find most of my work regarding politics, history, philosophy, humor, drama and satirical. Most of my books are short because I believe in the quality, not the quality (and it is for that reason that the price is relatively low). I seek not a fortune writing, but providing an average reader with swell text. That is all for now. And this is why cat videos are awesome.

Stay Frosty

-Der Klemm

Smashwords Interview

How do you approach cover design?
People say to never judge a book by its cover, however, that is simply not true. Wether we like it or not, people will always judge a book by its cover; therefore making it crucial to design a good one. I myself don't care much of a fancy and expensive book cover, but I stick by the same template that I created; with my a different picture in the middle of course; this lets the reader know that this is my book.
What are your five favorite books?
I have tons of favorite books but I cant tell you their importance in order, but here would be the five most influencial books that I took a great liking to:
-Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand
-Frankenstein by Marry Shelly
-The Art of War by Sun Tzu
-Faust by Johann Wolfgang von Göthe
and
-The Taming of the Shrew by William Shakespeare
Read more of this interview.

Books

Mandatory Military Service: Good or Bad?
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Price: Free! Words: 930. Language: English. Published: February 6, 2014. Category: Essay » Political
(5.00)
Should military service be mandatory? In this short 1000 word paper, I'll be covering the likes and dislikes and possible effects of enforcing a forced military service. If you liked it, make sure to leave a friendly review. Cheers. -Stay frosty, DerKlemm
A College Liberal Meets the Conservative Side: A Funny Short Story
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Price: Free! Words: 800. Language: English. Published: January 22, 2014. Category: Essay » Political
(5.00)
A short entertaining story about a young college liberal woman who has a discussion with her conservative father. If you liked it please leave a friendly review. Thanks for the support mates. -A.J.K
Essay: On the State of Public School Education in America
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Price: Free! Words: 1,750. Language: English. Published: January 16, 2014. Category: Essay » Political
(4.00)
This is a short 2 page paper on the problems and possible solutions of the American Public School System. If you liked it, please leave a friendly review.
Die Nixx Familie: The Sunday Cleanup
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Price: Free! Words: 1,500. Language: English. Published: December 30, 2013. Category: Plays » European / German
This is a one act play, the secoun of a new series, called "Die Nixx Familie". The setting is in a post WWII Germany following the lives of the Nixx Family. Written in English. Genre= Dramatic Script, Sardonic, One Act Play, Humorous, Short Read. In "the Sunday Cleanup", the family cleans the house while Radnick is an a "business trip". If you liked it, please leave a friendly review
Die Nixx Familie: The Price of Burial
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Price: Free! Words: 660. Language: English. Published: December 8, 2013. Category: Plays » European / German
This is a one act play, the first of a new series, called "Die Nixx Familie". The setting is in a post WWII Germany following the lives of the Nixx Family. Written in English. Genre= Dramatic Script, Sardonic, One Act Play, Humorous, Short Read. In "the Price of Burial", the family must deal with the death of an in-law and handle the burial. If you liked it, please leave a friendly review.

Alexander Jürgen Klemm’s tag cloud

1960s    america    army    college    conservative    education    federal    funny    german    germany    germany fiction    goverment    legal    liberal    military    political    politics    public    radnick    sardonic    sardonic humour    school    short    stage play    thinking    usa