Edgar Million


Edgar Millions books are mostly sci-fi, with a dash of fantasy, horror and contemporary fiction thrown in.

I have numerous stories available on Smashwords all free of charge and one short novel, A Button To Save the World (available for a miniscule fee - or for free to anyone who follows me on Twitter and asks for it).

I grew up in London and studied Art and Animation at Central St Martins and Surrey Institute of Art and Design, and thanks to Smashwords have finally found something to do with all the short stories I write to distract me from the novel I'm now attempting to edit.

The novel, my first full length book, is going to be called “Ordinary” and would have published already if I didn't keep being interrupted by regularly having to attend a day job to earn money.

Smashwords Interview

What are you working on next?
Always writing stories, fragments in many cases, and re-writing and re-writing my novel, Ordinary about a man who travels to other realities and discovers in each that the versions of himself as the same boring berks as he in every world he visits.
Who are your favorite authors?
Ian McKewan, Neil Gaiman, Isaac Asimov, Julian Barnes, Bill Bryson.
Read more of this interview.

Where to find Edgar Million online


Not Enough Hours in the Day
Price: Free! Words: 4,940. Language: English. Published: July 31, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Women's fiction » General
Catherine Porter is drowning in life. Kids. Husband. Job. Not enough hours in the day. Then she finds a way to pause time. A way to become Mrs Perfect. The yummy mummy who has it all. Can anyone 'have it all' though?
Touching distance: 0.1mm
Price: Free! Words: 5,460. Language: English. Published: August 12, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Themes & motifs » Spiritual & metaphysical
Two lives. Two deaths. In one universe June lives. In the other Jim survives his wife. Both live on without the other. Desperately sad, but still sharing the same space. So very far apart.
Possibility - A SUM Inspired Story
Price: Free! Words: 740. Language: English. Published: August 24, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
What happens after you die? Instead of nothing, or heaven, you discover a world where every possible you who ever lived exists in a world made entirely of you.
The Photography Contest
Price: Free! Words: 4,450. Language: English. Published: September 12, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Action & suspense, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Psychological thriller
A corrupt Government official discovers his intimate personal life is being chronicled online in a public photographic journal. The photographer though, plans to end more than his career.
The Secret Frequency
Price: Free! Words: 2,890. Language: English. Published: October 14, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Jack Ellis had aged well. Although that was nothing new; not now. Everyone aged well these days. Looking from his perch down at burning city below he mused that aging well was no longer the problem, no need for moisturisers or multi-vitamins. Living well was the challenge nowadays. And it was all his fault.
Group Hugs
Price: Free! Words: 2,720. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
God is in a bad way. A little too free and easy with his fists and his wife has had enough, so he's started attending a support group for abusive partners. The problem is, God isn't so sure he wants to change.
Price: Free! Words: 5,660. Language: English. Published: October 28, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
The entire network of Superloo’s* in London joined up for a single night to become a series of interchangeable pathways, crisscrossing the city, teleporting users of the service to random unexpected locations across the city, Martin tells his friends, but they don't believe it happened. But where did he go? * Pod-like spacy looking toilet facility. Possibly doubles up as teleporter cubicle.
Price: Free! Words: 6,710. Language: English. Published: November 6, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Literature » Literary
A man alone. Staring out across the city of Freewill. Longing. Empty. Tonight on his birthday he will not be alone. He will pay if he has to, but tonight he must not be alone. A Woman stands in his way. A Woman who intends to save his soul. He must stand up to her, or he will fall.
In Bloom
Price: Free! Words: 5,270. Language: English. Published: November 22, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Fantasy
The old man next door, Old Man Rab, has disappeared and been replaced by the sinister Mrs Hitchcock and now no-one remembers him, except nine year old Kim Cutbush. His Mum and Dad think he's mad but It’s not just Rab who has gone. All over the village, people’s loved ones are disappearing and being stitched, or ripped out of time, and no-one can remember them except Kim.
A Concise Re-telling of the Life of God
Price: Free! Words: 6,320. Language: English. Published: February 7, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Themes & motifs » Spiritual & metaphysical
Before the beginning, God was lonely. Finally the true tale of the life of God is told. From before the Big Bang through vaguely intelligent design to the present day and onto a rather bleak future The Concise Re-Telling of the Life of God documents the lonely misunderstood life of our all-seeing Lord and how She overcome her inauspicious beginnings and journeyed towards a happy-ish ending.
Would Like To Meet
Price: Free! Words: 2,870. Language: English. Published: May 25, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » General
Jan likes to read the personals. They make her feel both sad and superior. Terry's not so keen. Is she falling out of love with him? But then a plan is hatched. Terry sees money and power. They are going to find a nice rich man and take him for a ride.

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