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German Alcala


Biography

15 year old Boy Queen Poet. Crowned on May 17, 2010 (when I published my first eBook)

Website: http://GermanAlcala.Tk

"If... Liberace ate Lil Kim (circa 1996-2008) and then made a baby with Shakira after she had drunk Edgar Allan Poe's ashes you would pretty much get my clone... or the true story of my creation!!!"

Twitter: @GermanAlcala

And On The Eighth Day (The Free Digital Album)is now out at my website!
And On The Eighth Day & the Special Edition are out everywhere!

-German Alcala

Where to find German Alcala online

Website: http://germanalcala.tk/
Twitter: GermanAlcala
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Blog: http://germanalcala.weebly.com/blog.html

Books

Yes, I Am A Mermaid Queen    by German Alcala
Price: Free! 4990 words. Published by Alcala Publications  on April 18, 2012. Fiction.
Are you weary of your world? Do you want to leave the humans behind? Plunge into my ocean! Come to my kingdom of gold! Experience the destruction of your world as you know it, don a crown, and swim with a colorful tail. A world surrounds you which is so elusive that you can never hope to see it if you do not belong here. Swim with the fishes, dragons, and monsters under the Queen's reign!
Feed Me Your Virgins    by German Alcala
Price: Free! 2860 words. Published by Alcala Publications  on April 3, 2012. Fiction.
Sex & Death Poetry. Sequel to Feed Me Your Children.
Everybody's Gay! [Come With Us to Be Free] (Poetry & Photography)    by German Alcala
Price: Free! 3130 words. Published by Alcala Publications  on February 10, 2012. Fiction.
A stunning collection of poetry and photography. This collection speaks of homosexuality and youth. Fantasy fills this collection with magic. These pieces are an emotional stew of melancholic prose, frivolity, sexuality, and love. Intoxicating and hypnotic this will bring you courage even if you are not gay. Adults and Children are all welcome into my imaginary castle built of words.
Psychotic Poetry [Swing]    by German Alcala
Price: Free! 10720 words. Published by Alcala Publications  on February 1, 2012. Fiction.
A collection of 41 poems from the horror novel "Swing: A Psychopathy". These poems tell the stories of love, tragedy, crime, and death. This compilation takes you through an array of swinging emotions.
Techno-Fear (The Novel)    by German Alcala
Price: Free! 95370 words. Published by Alcala Publications  on January 11, 2012. Fiction.
In 1980 a terrorist attack hits the United States where it is most technologically advanced. A technology amusement park, Techno-Joy. The attack causes a collapse which creates massive explosions. These explosions cause cataclysmic rips in the time-space continuum. The rip spreads into a dragon world as well. Now groups of survivors and a Dragon Queen are stranded in a digital world, TECHNO-FEAR.
Poems From A World Named Techno-Fear    by German Alcala
Price: Free! 1940 words. Published by Alcala Publications  on January 11, 2012. Fiction.
A small collection of poems inspired by the thrilling science fiction novel by German Alcala. The poems dissect the more romantic parts of the novel. They also look into the desperation of the survivors stranded in Techno-Fear. Also, these poems give an even better look at the digital world itself. Poems From a World Named Techno-Fear is a wonderful read for Techno-Fear fans.
Smoking Some Crack With Whitney Houston    by German Alcala
Price: $0.99 USD. 1150 words. Published by Alcala Publications  on August 27, 2011. Fiction.
A flash fiction story of peer pressure, addictive worlds, Whitney Houston, and snows of cocaine!
And On The Eighth Day [Special Edition]    by German Alcala
Price: $1.99 USD. 18820 words. Published by Alcala Publications  on August 23, 2011. Fiction.
A collection of 50 poems which deal with the story of the author's naive youth and thinking that he knows everything of importance, learning of heartbreak and death, and rising once more a little more mature, ambitious, and broken in the way all good poets should be. Includes Poems: Hurtful Boy, Lunar Children, The Road To Hell, I Hope He Hates You, Prince Charming, God's One Mercy, and Hero
And On The Eighth Day    by German Alcala
Price: Free! 12490 words. Published by Alcala Publications  on August 23, 2011. Fiction.
A collection of 25 poems which deal with the story of the author's naive youth and thinking that he knows everything of importance, learning of heartbreak and death, and rising once more a little more mature, ambitious, and broken in the way all good poets should be. Includes Poems: Hurtful Boy, Lunar Children, Mental Asylum, I Hope He Hates You, Prince Charming, God's One Mercy, and Hero
Feed Me Your Children    by German Alcala
Price: Free! 2220 words. Published by Alcala Publications  on August 6, 2011. Nonfiction.
(5.00 from 1 review)
Feed Me Your Children is a nine poem collection on how youth can be so easily influenced by media. Gay pride, and the attempt that society has made to suppress homosexuals. The wrong images of beauty that young girls are influenced with, artistic trails, suicide, and the effects of age. (Sequel: "Feed Me Your Virgins" COMING APRIL 2012)
The Notorious G.A.G.A    by German Alcala
Price: Free! 5080 words. Published by Alcala Publications  on July 23, 2011. Fiction.
17 poems written through the eyes of The Beautiful, The Notorious, The Gangstress G.A.G.A. Poetry of heartbreak, of ambition, and sorrow. As well as pieces of youth and the story of my alter ego ... "Hailing from the dirty South Central. She’s named: The Notorious G.A.G.A". Includes the Poems: California Breeze, Upper-West Fair, FAGGOT, Where is Life?, and (Japan) Out Of The Ocean.
XXX (Ticket To Hell) [Special Edition]    by German Alcala
Price: $0.99 USD. 7590 words. Published by Alcala Publications  on July 17, 2011. Fiction.
24 poems of sex, lust, love, infidelity, homosexuality, studs, b****es, seduction, fetishes, fears, and sensuality. Mixed with flashes of satire, tenderness, and flames. Features poems written through both my alter egos The Notorious G.A.G.A and Hermana Alacran. Grab your Ticket to Hell! Includes Poems: "Bent Tova" "Slowly. You're All Mine", "Suck Youself" , and "Hugging Mother Nature".
Drag Queen (Fiercest Gay Poetry)    by German Alcala
Price: $0.99 USD. 5960 words. Published by Alcala Publications  on July 8, 2011. Fiction.
(3.00 from 1 review)
Poetry of rising from ashes, and being queen even after your kingdom falls apart. This diverse collection of 16 poems focuses on seeing a better future, rebellion, homosexuality, ambitions and dreams. With moments of self-acceptance and sorrow at the thought of what used to be a miserable life. Drag Queen is the debut poetry collection written through the eyes of my alter-ego Hermana Alacran.
The Predator's Tits (The Tits Quadrilogy #4)    by German Alcala
Price: Free! 8160 words. Published by Alcala Publications  on June 30, 2011. Nonfiction.
A final addition to the Tits Collection. Sixteen poems to tell a story of heartbreak, betrayal, and loss. Telling the story of the fall and reduction of a proud ambitious predator to a sniveling lonely creature who is turned into the number one public enemy after a suicide tears his inner circle apart, and his determination to rise again.
It's Alright : The Rape Of Iuevnis Galvin    by German Alcala
Price: Free! 1160 words. Published by Alcala Publications  on June 27, 2011. Fiction.
Written partially through the eyes of abused Iuvenis Glavin, a twelve year old boy living in 1944 River's Ice, this short story tells the mental process in a youth's suicide. This short story tells of the rape and suicide of innocent Iuevnis Galvin.
XXX (Ticket To Hell)    by German Alcala
Price: Free! 4010 words. Published by Alcala Publications  on June 21, 2011. Fiction.
11 poems of sex, lust, love, infidelity, homosexuality, studs, bitches, and sensuality. Mixed with flashes of satire, tenderness, and flames. Features poems written through both my alter egos The Notorious G.A.G.A and Hermana Alacran. Grab your Ticket to Hell! Includes the poems: F*** Like P*rn stars, I'm The Other Woman, The Stud, and Slowly. You're All Mine. SPECIAL EDITION OUT NOW EVERYWHERE!
The Beautiful G.A.G.A    by German Alcala
Price: Free! 4540 words. Published by Alcala Publications  on May 27, 2011. Fiction.
(5.00 from 1 review)
8 poems of crime, depression, and love. Introducing The Beautiful G.A.G.A this collection sheds light onto split personalities, the troubles between son and mother, drinking, relationships, happiness, and sorrow. Includes the poems: The Manifesto of G.A.G.A, Earn Every Tear, Kiss Me Sky, Those Guns, One of Those Sweet Nights, Seems I Slip His Mind, and The Biggest Kiss.
Through The Veins: An Insanity    by German Alcala
Price: Free! 5240 words. Published by Alcala Publications  on May 23, 2011. Fiction.
The story of a nameless woman who slips into insanity one night after three years of living with an abusive drug lord as a husband. In her dementia she takes her husband's drugs, and what ensues is a the story of her high and her insanity.
Swing: A Psychopathy [Perfected & Extended]    by German Alcala
Price: $0.99 USD. 62420 words. Published by Alcala Publications  on April 26, 2011. Fiction.
(3.00 from 1 review)
A musical novel of love, crime, and death. In a small town two teenagers fall in love. Haunted by their own doubts they hide their feelings. A father with a twisted past abuses his son. A frightened boy commits suicide, and a psychopathy ensues which takes countless victims in a thrilling story of horrific rape, suicide, murder, homosexuality, drug abuse, barbaric incest, insanity, and matricide.
Gay Enough 2    by German Alcala
Price: $0.99 USD. 6370 words. Published by Alcala Publications  on April 22, 2011. Nonfiction.
(5.00 from 1 review)
15 poems make up this new book written as a follow up to the acclaimed poetry book Gay Enough it is about the struggles and sorrows of LGB youths depression, heartbreak, and fear. However, the collection is written to encourage youths of any sexual orientation to be wise, strong, and to fight in the face of doubt and intimidation. Witty comments by the writer give this book a wealth of satire too.
I'm A Faggot: Gay Enough 2 Extended Rhyme    by German Alcala
Price: Free! 2980 words. Published by Alcala Publications  on April 14, 2011. Fiction.
Seven inspiring poems of homosexuality and strength in support of my poetry collection Gay Enough 2 coming April 23, 2011. These 7 poems are an Extended Rhyme which is longer than a single poem, and shorter than a proper poetry collection. This Extended Rhyme includes three Gay Enough 2 poems, and three poems written just for this extended rhyme. Gay Enough 2 is coming April 23 2011.
The Tits Quadrilogy (The Witch's, Vampire's, Demon's, and Predator's Tits)    by German Alcala
Price: $0.99 USD. 26840 words. Published by Alcala Publications  on March 11, 2011. Fiction.
All three poetry books of The Tits Trilogy. The Witch's Tits, The Vampire's Tits, and The Demon's Tits including the new collection The Predator's Tits. These 68 poems that show how the human mind can snap focus on rage, depression, suicide, rape, murder, drug abuse, child abuse, death, loss, domestic abuse, satanic worship, heartbreak, and alcoholism. Written only for the stable minded.
The Demon's T.I.Ts (The Tits Trilogy #3)    by German Alcala
Price: Free! 7840 words. Published by Alcala Publications  on January 21, 2011. Fiction.
(5.00 from 1 review)
In the last installment of The Tits (Totally Inevitable Tragedies) Trilogy is a new collection of poems on subjects that disturb. With subject matter such as Drug Abuse, suicide, pedophilia, murder, death, loss, and ignorance these 16 poems show just how the human brain can snap, and are meant for adult readers and the stable minded.
The Vampire's T.I.Ts (The Tits Trilogy #2)    by German Alcala
Price: $0.99 USD. 5640 words. Published by Alcala Publications  on January 7, 2011. Fiction.
(4.00 from 3 reviews)
In this sequel to The Witch's Totally Inevitable Tragedies is a new small collection of poems on subjects that disturb. With subject matter such as Satanic Worship, murder, heartbreak, alcoholism, and rape these 16 poems show just how the human brain can snap, and are meant purely for adult readers and the stable minded.
Christmas Rhyming & Decently Trying    by German Alcala
Price: Free! 2880 words. Published by Alcala Publications  on December 18, 2010. Fiction.
0.25 star(4.33 from 3 reviews)
Childish poems, love poems, and festive poems celebrating Christmas! A small collection of 13 poems. Ranging from the suggestive to the childish. From the angry to the heartbroken. With humor and emotion the collection takes on a quick, but sweet ride to celebrate Christmas in rhyme.
The Witch's T.I.Ts (The Tits Trilogy #1)    by German Alcala
Price: $1.99 USD. 5810 words. Published by Alcala Publications  on December 3, 2010. Fiction.
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
A small collection of poems on subjects that disturb. With subject matter such as assassination of infants, domestic abuse, suicide, and rape these 16 poems are meant purely for adult readers and the stable minded.
Thank God For Turkeys (Thanksgiving Poetry)    by German Alcala
Price: Free! 3160 words. Published by Alcala Publications  on November 21, 2010. Fiction.
The story of the Native Americans trust and betrayal with European Americans is told throughout 8 poems. Accompanied by tales and poems on thanking God and spending the day with loved ones and enormous families. In this collection of 15 poems to look at the holiday in different angles, and also warmly accompany it.
Dream, Chase, Love    by German Alcala
Price: $0.99 USD. 8600 words. Published by Alcala Publications  on November 14, 2010. Fiction.
An emotional roller coaster of poetry. The emotions of an amazed, heartbroken, and Swept Away young gay teen. With expressions of hatred, worry, childish love, and sexual frivolity these 43 love poems are a window into the heart and soul of a young author intoxicated by another.
Witch    by German Alcala
Price: $1.99 USD. 6540 words. Published by Alcala Publications  on October 23, 2010. Fiction.
A collection of 41 Halloween Poems which detail a night of All Hallow's Eve. Recounting the anticipation felt by all for Halloween, the unspeakable acts of monsters, and war. In exciting tales of murder and magic. Witch is the poetic story of Halloween.
Gay Enough    by German Alcala
Price: $1.99 USD. 2270 words. Published by Alcala Publications  on September 12, 2010. Nonfiction.
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Fourteen poems written by a fourteen year old boy all about coming to terms with his own homosexuality and most importantly: coming out to the rest of his family and those who know him. All fourteen poems were written both before and a few days after coming out. A few of the poems even have verses that were written on the very same day that he came out. Note: Gay Enough 2 Out Now.
All The Motherfu***ng Sh*t That's Wrong With It (Allegedly)    by German Alcala
Price: $0.99 USD. 28870 words. Published by Alcala Publications  on September 11, 2010. Nonfiction.
In this hilarious and sensitive book the topics range from Bill Clinton to the Pope! With life stories and opinions the book is a roller coaster of topics and crash lands into an array of subjects until finally exposing the Truth of Americans in the end which will surely offend or infuriate some. Those who don't have a sense of humor for an insult to the American People shouldn't read this.
One On One Time With Wendy Williams In Jelly Land    by German Alcala
Price: $0.99 USD. 1010 words. Published by Alcala Publications  on August 27, 2010. Fiction.
(3.00 from 2 reviews)
A flash fiction story of quickly lost youth, care bears, Wendy Williams, and loads of junk food!!!
(The Deleted) Poems Galore The Fourwell Tour    by German Alcala
Price: Free! 1770 words. Published by Alcala Publications  on August 24, 2010. Fiction.
Whilst writing the lavish collection of Farewell Poems the young poet lost his sense of space and time. These are 10 of those poems that he simply couldn't cram into the final official cut, but what good would they do rotting away in some corner? So, enjoy.
Poems Galore The Fourwell Tour    by German Alcala
Price: Free! 7520 words. Published by Alcala Publications  on August 24, 2010. Fiction.
24 Farewell Poems! The final Poems Galore anthology is a roller coaster of poems for the final time around the track! The finale is here! With exciting endings to the stories of the Poems Galore Assassin, Porcelain Doll, and the new story of Harp! The final installments of the Labor Poems and Lost Youth oriented poems. So, enjoy the lavish final time around the block of Alcala's Poems Galore.
Just Crank Up That Cher 'Fore I Die    by German Alcala
Price: Free! 6970 words. Published by Alcala Publications  on August 20, 2010. Fiction.
The third and final Poems Galore *Celebrity Edition* the celebrity obsessed poet takes a look at celebrities in a view from one thousand years in the future, but twists somehow to what their current lives are like, and his opinions of them. Bringing back some names from past *celebrity editions*. In this grand tribute of fiction, fact, and praise to twenty celebrities with almost angelic talents!
Poems Galore Threeller    by German Alcala
Price: Free! 3700 words. Published by Alcala Publications  on August 13, 2010. Fiction.
The child poet is back in this collection of 23 poems I take you around the track once more before we hit the finish line! The third poems galore is longer, harder, smarter, and a better roller coaster! Poems Galore Threeller is here with anorexia, assassins, fears, whores, pimps, johns, freed porcelain dolls, and much more childish fun! With the celebrity obsession cranked down ever so slightly!
I Know Why The Jackson Sings    by German Alcala
Price: Free! 3060 words. Published by Alcala Publications  on August 6, 2010. Fiction.
A collection of 23 poems written by the commercially addle minded author German Alcala! Poetry of those who the world was saddened to lose, celebrities who we all saw fall to ruin, and the childish, sad, and *almost* gothic view that the author holds for Death itself! Written as a sequel to A Letter To Justin Bieber's Hair! Perfected Final Edit Released: April, 1, 2011.
Poems Galore 2.0    by German Alcala
Price: Free! 2790 words. Published by Alcala Publications  on July 2, 2010. Fiction.
(4.00 from 1 review)
In the sequel to Poems Poems Poems Galore German Alcala is back with a sequin covered heart filled with vengeance! In this collection of 22 poems German delves deeper into serious poetry (Angelou style). German is back smarter, better, and even more obsessive over becoming a celebrity author!
A Letter To Justin Bieber's Hair    by German Alcala
Price: $5.99 USD. 2490 words. Published by Alcala Publications  on June 25, 2010. Fiction.
0.25 star(3.20 from 5 reviews)
A collection of poetic messages for 22 very lucky celebrities! Examining both the entrepreneurs and the youth of Hollywood. Justin Bieber's amazing success is the longest poem that the book has to boast. So sit back relax and get ready to read the stuff that there's to say 'bout these peeps! Justin Bieber nor anybody associated with him had anything to do with the writing and release of this book
No Purer Passion    by German Alcala
Price: Free! 990 words. Published by Alcala Publications  on June 18, 2010. Fiction.
A collection of 7 cheesy love poems. German visits the purity of first love and reaches an almost sinful state of mind! Mostly suggestive stuff, but with a burning passion that is sure to have you cranking up the A/C at one point!
Random Rhyming & Christmas Crying A Story of Christmas Origins    by German Alcala
Price: $0.99 USD. 1090 words. Published by Alcala Publications  on June 7, 2010. Fiction.
Is Santa a Slave driver? Exactly for how long has he been around? Are the elves under him willingly? In this childish yet terribly vulgar tale of twisted Christmas Origins German Alcala rhymes out a short epic of epic proportions. Santa Claus is probably a slave owner. He must have been on the North Pole since it was tropical. And the reindeer are probably gangsters... Hope you like it.
Poems Poems Poems Galore    by German Alcala
Price: $1.99 USD. 2850 words. Published by Alcala Publications  on May 29, 2010. Fiction.
This is a childish outlook on historical events and wild a imagination talks about topics that are both silly and deeply emotional like not being a teen celebrity to not being able to lose weight. Even visiting an affair with name calling and Drag Queens! Note: Drag Queen (The Poetry Collection) OUT NOW by German Alcala wherever eBooks are available!
The Journey For Peace in Windilia    by German Alcala
Price: $1.99 USD. 10840 words. Published by Alcala Publications  on May 17, 2010. Fiction.
(5.00 from 1 review)
A war is ruining Earth and the Americans are in danger of being killed at any moment,so in response everybody moves into underwater cities But, what if there is a fish kingdom ruled but a human Queen who doesn't want you in her Ocean? A book of understanding one another and the human nature to acquire more than one needs or even truly wants out of desire.

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