Psychotic Poetry [Swing]
by German Alcala
Price: Free! 10720 words.
Published by Alcala Publications on February 1, 2012. .
A collection of 41 poems from the horror novel "Swing: A Psychopathy". These poems tell the stories of love, tragedy, crime, and death. This compilation takes you through an array of swinging emotions.
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15 year old Boy Queen Poet. Crowned on May 17, 2010 (when I published my first eBook). Since my first publication I have published 500+ poems of all sizes and topics.
Website: http://GermanAlcala.Tk
"If... Liberace ate Lil Kim (circa 1996-2008) and then made a baby with Shakira after she had drunk Edgar Allan Poe's ashes you would pretty much get my clone... or the true story of my creation!!!"
Twitter: @GermanAlcala
My full novel "Techno-Fear" is now out!!! Free for a limited time! A 2012 revision of "Swing: A Psychopathy" will be out February!
If you like my writing then spread the word to people who might also like it!
-German Alcala
Website: http://GermanAlcala.Tk
"If... Liberace ate Lil Kim (circa 1996-2008) and then made a baby with Shakira after she had drunk Edgar Allan Poe's ashes you would pretty much get my clone... or the true story of my creation!!!"
Twitter: @GermanAlcala
My full novel "Techno-Fear" is now out!!! Free for a limited time! A 2012 revision of "Swing: A Psychopathy" will be out February!
If you like my writing then spread the word to people who might also like it!
-German Alcala
Where to find Alcala Publications online
Website: http://germanalcala.tk/
Twitter: GermanAlcala
Blog: http://germanalcala.weebly.com/blog.html
Twitter: GermanAlcala
- GermanAlcala: At this point making a list of all my projects... would be a project unto itself. Won't bother.
- GermanAlcala: Tonight I began 2 projects! Cool addition to website & Rewriting of "On The 8th Day"
- GermanAlcala: O, and of course the rhinoceros was right! I'm just in on this whole thing for the Madonna and Barbecue.
- GermanAlcala: With five days left for the release of EVERYBODY'S GAY! I present the rundown and poem listing for the collection http://t.co/wN31hEqh
- GermanAlcala: Senemut, Steward of the Estates of Amen, Queen's Favourite, and Hatchepsut's Gay Best Friend :P Gotta love historical fiction!
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Techno-Fear (The Novel)
by German Alcala
Price: Free! 95370 words. Published by Alcala Publications on January 11, 2012. .
In 1980 a terrorist attack hits the United States where it is most technologically advanced. A technology amusement park, Techno-Joy. The attack causes a collapse which creates massive explosions. These explosions cause cataclysmic rips in the time-space continuum. The rip spreads into a dragon world as well. Now groups of survivors and a Dragon Queen are stranded in a digital world, TECHNO-FEAR.
Price: Free! 95370 words. Published by Alcala Publications on January 11, 2012. .
In 1980 a terrorist attack hits the United States where it is most technologically advanced. A technology amusement park, Techno-Joy. The attack causes a collapse which creates massive explosions. These explosions cause cataclysmic rips in the time-space continuum. The rip spreads into a dragon world as well. Now groups of survivors and a Dragon Queen are stranded in a digital world, TECHNO-FEAR.
Poems From A World Named Techno-Fear
by German Alcala
Price: Free! 1940 words. Published by Alcala Publications on January 11, 2012. .
A small collection of poems inspired by the thrilling science fiction novel by German Alcala. The poems dissect the more romantic parts of the novel. They also look into the desperation of the survivors stranded in Techno-Fear. Also, these poems give an even better look at the digital world itself. Poems From a World Named Techno-Fear is a wonderful read for Techno-Fear fans.
Price: Free! 1940 words. Published by Alcala Publications on January 11, 2012. .
A small collection of poems inspired by the thrilling science fiction novel by German Alcala. The poems dissect the more romantic parts of the novel. They also look into the desperation of the survivors stranded in Techno-Fear. Also, these poems give an even better look at the digital world itself. Poems From a World Named Techno-Fear is a wonderful read for Techno-Fear fans.
Techno-Fear [Episode Three: Survive]
by German Alcala
Price: Free! 5820 words. Published by Alcala Publications on November 4, 2011. .
The fight to SURVIVE continues for our heroes trapped in the digital universe of Techno-Fear. They happen upon the Golden Mountain of Safety in their flee from the Silver Monkey. Hearts become tense at the sight of Jean's two admirers. What will they find on the Golden Mountain? Will they perish in the digital world named Techno-Fear? The third of five exhilarating installments!
Price: Free! 5820 words. Published by Alcala Publications on November 4, 2011. .
The fight to SURVIVE continues for our heroes trapped in the digital universe of Techno-Fear. They happen upon the Golden Mountain of Safety in their flee from the Silver Monkey. Hearts become tense at the sight of Jean's two admirers. What will they find on the Golden Mountain? Will they perish in the digital world named Techno-Fear? The third of five exhilarating installments!
Techno-Fear [Episode Two: Attack]
by German Alcala
Price: Free! 5250 words. Published by Alcala Publications on October 24, 2011. .
The quest continues for the survivors to find an escape from the digital world, Techno-Fear. Two new royal characters come into play to threaten their livelihoods. Will the survivors endure an attack to live another day on which they could be back in their own world? Or will they perish in the digital world named Techno-Fear? The second of five exhilarating installments!
Price: Free! 5250 words. Published by Alcala Publications on October 24, 2011. .
The quest continues for the survivors to find an escape from the digital world, Techno-Fear. Two new royal characters come into play to threaten their livelihoods. Will the survivors endure an attack to live another day on which they could be back in their own world? Or will they perish in the digital world named Techno-Fear? The second of five exhilarating installments!
Techno-Fear [Episode One: Collapse]
by German Alcala
Price: Free! 12150 words. Published by Alcala Publications on October 4, 2011. .
It's the futuristic amusement park, Techno-Joy, where this thrilling fiction starts. An explosion in Techno-Joy causes lives to be lost, and people are thrown into another dimension. They awake in a digital world, Techno-Fear. It silently leads them to love each other, lie to each other, and harm each other in the quest to escape the strange world. The first in five exhilarating installments!
Price: Free! 12150 words. Published by Alcala Publications on October 4, 2011. .
It's the futuristic amusement park, Techno-Joy, where this thrilling fiction starts. An explosion in Techno-Joy causes lives to be lost, and people are thrown into another dimension. They awake in a digital world, Techno-Fear. It silently leads them to love each other, lie to each other, and harm each other in the quest to escape the strange world. The first in five exhilarating installments!
My Only Regret
by Demetri O. Sahagun
Price: Free! 1620 words. Published by Alcala Publications on September 14, 2011. .
Demetri Oliver Sahagun's debut poetry collection. Exploring the emotions in loyalty, love, heartbreak and sorrow through poetry. These ten poems are short and thick with emotions, philosophies, and stories told by my heart speaking through the point of a pen.
Price: Free! 1620 words. Published by Alcala Publications on September 14, 2011. .
Demetri Oliver Sahagun's debut poetry collection. Exploring the emotions in loyalty, love, heartbreak and sorrow through poetry. These ten poems are short and thick with emotions, philosophies, and stories told by my heart speaking through the point of a pen.
Smoking Some Crack With Whitney Houston
by German Alcala
Price: Free! 1150 words. Published by Alcala Publications on August 27, 2011. .
A flash fiction story of peer pressure, addictive worlds, Whitney Houston, and snows of cocaine!
Price: Free! 1150 words. Published by Alcala Publications on August 27, 2011. .
A flash fiction story of peer pressure, addictive worlds, Whitney Houston, and snows of cocaine!
And On The Eighth Day [Special Edition]
by German Alcala
Price: $1.99 USD. 18820 words. Published by Alcala Publications on August 23, 2011. .
A collection of 50 poems which deal with the story of the author's naive youth and thinking that he knows everything of importance, learning of heartbreak and death, and rising once more a little more mature, ambitious, and broken in the way all good poets should be. Includes Poems: Hurtful Boy, Lunar Children, The Road To Hell, I Hope He Hates You, Prince Charming, God's One Mercy, and Hero
Price: $1.99 USD. 18820 words. Published by Alcala Publications on August 23, 2011. .
A collection of 50 poems which deal with the story of the author's naive youth and thinking that he knows everything of importance, learning of heartbreak and death, and rising once more a little more mature, ambitious, and broken in the way all good poets should be. Includes Poems: Hurtful Boy, Lunar Children, The Road To Hell, I Hope He Hates You, Prince Charming, God's One Mercy, and Hero
And On The Eighth Day
by German Alcala
Price: Free! 12490 words. Published by Alcala Publications on August 23, 2011. .
A collection of 25 poems which deal with the story of the author's naive youth and thinking that he knows everything of importance, learning of heartbreak and death, and rising once more a little more mature, ambitious, and broken in the way all good poets should be. Includes Poems: Hurtful Boy, Lunar Children, Mental Asylum, I Hope He Hates You, Prince Charming, God's One Mercy, and Hero
Price: Free! 12490 words. Published by Alcala Publications on August 23, 2011. .
A collection of 25 poems which deal with the story of the author's naive youth and thinking that he knows everything of importance, learning of heartbreak and death, and rising once more a little more mature, ambitious, and broken in the way all good poets should be. Includes Poems: Hurtful Boy, Lunar Children, Mental Asylum, I Hope He Hates You, Prince Charming, God's One Mercy, and Hero
Feed Me Your Children
by German Alcala
Price: Free! 2220 words. Published by Alcala Publications on August 6, 2011. .
(5.00)
Feed Me Your Children is a nine poem collection on how youth can be so easily influenced by media. Gay pride, and the attempt that society has made to suppress homosexuals. The wrong images of beauty that young girls are influenced with, artistic trails, suicide, and the effects of age.
Price: Free! 2220 words. Published by Alcala Publications on August 6, 2011. .
(5.00) Feed Me Your Children is a nine poem collection on how youth can be so easily influenced by media. Gay pride, and the attempt that society has made to suppress homosexuals. The wrong images of beauty that young girls are influenced with, artistic trails, suicide, and the effects of age.
The Notorious G.A.G.A
by German Alcala
Price: Free! 5080 words. Published by Alcala Publications on July 23, 2011. .
17 poems written through the eyes of The Beautiful, The Notorious, The Gangstress G.A.G.A. Poetry of heartbreak, of ambition, and sorrow. As well as pieces of youth and the story of my alter ego ... "Hailing from the dirty South Central. She’s named: The Notorious G.A.G.A". Includes the Poems: California Breeze, Upper-West Fair, FAGGOT, Where is Life?, and (Japan) Out Of The Ocean.
Price: Free! 5080 words. Published by Alcala Publications on July 23, 2011. .
17 poems written through the eyes of The Beautiful, The Notorious, The Gangstress G.A.G.A. Poetry of heartbreak, of ambition, and sorrow. As well as pieces of youth and the story of my alter ego ... "Hailing from the dirty South Central. She’s named: The Notorious G.A.G.A". Includes the Poems: California Breeze, Upper-West Fair, FAGGOT, Where is Life?, and (Japan) Out Of The Ocean.
XXX (Ticket To Hell) [Special Edition]
by German Alcala
Price: $0.99 USD. 7590 words. Published by Alcala Publications on July 17, 2011. .
24 poems of sex, lust, love, infidelity, homosexuality, studs, b****es, seduction, fetishes, fears, and sensuality. Mixed with flashes of satire, tenderness, and flames. Features poems written through both my alter egos The Notorious G.A.G.A and Hermana Alacran. Grab your Ticket to Hell! Includes Poems: "Bent Tova" "Slowly. You're All Mine", "Suck Youself" , and "Hugging Mother Nature".
Price: $0.99 USD. 7590 words. Published by Alcala Publications on July 17, 2011. .
24 poems of sex, lust, love, infidelity, homosexuality, studs, b****es, seduction, fetishes, fears, and sensuality. Mixed with flashes of satire, tenderness, and flames. Features poems written through both my alter egos The Notorious G.A.G.A and Hermana Alacran. Grab your Ticket to Hell! Includes Poems: "Bent Tova" "Slowly. You're All Mine", "Suck Youself" , and "Hugging Mother Nature".
Drag Queen (Fiercest Gay Poetry)
by German Alcala
Price: Free! 5960 words. Published by Alcala Publications on July 8, 2011. .
(3.00)
Poetry of rising from ashes, and being queen even after your kingdom falls apart. This diverse collection of 16 poems focuses on seeing a better future, rebellion, homosexuality, ambitions and dreams. With moments of self-acceptance and sorrow at the thought of what used to be a miserable life. Drag Queen is the debut poetry collection written through the eyes of my alter-ego Hermana Alacran.
Price: Free! 5960 words. Published by Alcala Publications on July 8, 2011. .
(3.00) Poetry of rising from ashes, and being queen even after your kingdom falls apart. This diverse collection of 16 poems focuses on seeing a better future, rebellion, homosexuality, ambitions and dreams. With moments of self-acceptance and sorrow at the thought of what used to be a miserable life. Drag Queen is the debut poetry collection written through the eyes of my alter-ego Hermana Alacran.
The Predator's Tits (The Tits Quadrilogy #4)
by German Alcala
Price: Free! 8160 words. Published by Alcala Publications on June 30, 2011. .
A final addition to the Tits Collection. Sixteen poems to tell a story of heartbreak, betrayal, and loss. Telling the story of the fall and reduction of a proud ambitious predator to a sniveling lonely creature who is turned into the number one public enemy after a suicide tears his inner circle apart, and his determination to rise again.
Price: Free! 8160 words. Published by Alcala Publications on June 30, 2011. .
A final addition to the Tits Collection. Sixteen poems to tell a story of heartbreak, betrayal, and loss. Telling the story of the fall and reduction of a proud ambitious predator to a sniveling lonely creature who is turned into the number one public enemy after a suicide tears his inner circle apart, and his determination to rise again.
It's Alright : The Rape Of Iuevnis Galvin
by German Alcala
Price: Free! 1160 words. Published by Alcala Publications on June 27, 2011. .
Written partially through the eyes of abused Iuvenis Glavin, a twelve year old boy living in 1944 River's Ice, this short story tells the mental process in a youth's suicide. This short story tells of the rape and suicide of innocent Iuevnis Galvin.
Price: Free! 1160 words. Published by Alcala Publications on June 27, 2011. .
Written partially through the eyes of abused Iuvenis Glavin, a twelve year old boy living in 1944 River's Ice, this short story tells the mental process in a youth's suicide. This short story tells of the rape and suicide of innocent Iuevnis Galvin.
XXX (Ticket To Hell)
by German Alcala
Price: Free! 4010 words. Published by Alcala Publications on June 21, 2011. .
11 poems of sex, lust, love, infidelity, homosexuality, studs, bitches, and sensuality. Mixed with flashes of satire, tenderness, and flames. Features poems written through both my alter egos The Notorious G.A.G.A and Hermana Alacran. Grab your Ticket to Hell! Includes the poems: F*** Like P*rn stars, I'm The Other Woman, The Stud, and Slowly. You're All Mine. SPECIAL EDITION OUT NOW EVERYWHERE!
Price: Free! 4010 words. Published by Alcala Publications on June 21, 2011. .
11 poems of sex, lust, love, infidelity, homosexuality, studs, bitches, and sensuality. Mixed with flashes of satire, tenderness, and flames. Features poems written through both my alter egos The Notorious G.A.G.A and Hermana Alacran. Grab your Ticket to Hell! Includes the poems: F*** Like P*rn stars, I'm The Other Woman, The Stud, and Slowly. You're All Mine. SPECIAL EDITION OUT NOW EVERYWHERE!
The Beautiful G.A.G.A
by German Alcala
Price: Free! 4540 words. Published by Alcala Publications on May 27, 2011. .
(5.00)
8 poems of crime, depression, and love. Introducing The Beautiful G.A.G.A this collection sheds light onto split personalities, the troubles between son and mother, drinking, relationships, happiness, and sorrow. Includes the poems: The Manifesto of G.A.G.A, Earn Every Tear, Kiss Me Sky, Those Guns, One of Those Sweet Nights, Seems I Slip His Mind, and The Biggest Kiss.
Price: Free! 4540 words. Published by Alcala Publications on May 27, 2011. .
(5.00) 8 poems of crime, depression, and love. Introducing The Beautiful G.A.G.A this collection sheds light onto split personalities, the troubles between son and mother, drinking, relationships, happiness, and sorrow. Includes the poems: The Manifesto of G.A.G.A, Earn Every Tear, Kiss Me Sky, Those Guns, One of Those Sweet Nights, Seems I Slip His Mind, and The Biggest Kiss.
Through The Veins: An Insanity
by German Alcala
Price: Free! 5240 words. Published by Alcala Publications on May 23, 2011. .
The story of a nameless woman who slips into insanity one night after three years of living with an abusive drug lord as a husband. In her dementia she takes her husband's drugs, and what ensues is a the story of her high and her insanity.
Price: Free! 5240 words. Published by Alcala Publications on May 23, 2011. .
The story of a nameless woman who slips into insanity one night after three years of living with an abusive drug lord as a husband. In her dementia she takes her husband's drugs, and what ensues is a the story of her high and her insanity.
Swing: A Psychopathy [Perfected & Extended]
by German Alcala
Price: Free! 62420 words. Published by Alcala Publications on April 26, 2011. .
(3.00)
A musical novel of love, crime, and death. In a small town two teenagers fall in love. Haunted by their own doubts they hide their feelings. A father with a twisted past abuses his son. A frightened boy commits suicide, and a psychopathy ensues which takes countless victims in a thrilling story of horrific rape, suicide, murder, homosexuality, drug abuse, barbaric incest, insanity, and matricide.
Price: Free! 62420 words. Published by Alcala Publications on April 26, 2011. .
(3.00) A musical novel of love, crime, and death. In a small town two teenagers fall in love. Haunted by their own doubts they hide their feelings. A father with a twisted past abuses his son. A frightened boy commits suicide, and a psychopathy ensues which takes countless victims in a thrilling story of horrific rape, suicide, murder, homosexuality, drug abuse, barbaric incest, insanity, and matricide.
Gay Enough 2
by German Alcala
Price: $0.99 USD. 6370 words. Published by Alcala Publications on April 22, 2011. .
(5.00)
15 poems make up this new book written as a follow up to the acclaimed poetry book Gay Enough it is about the struggles and sorrows of LGB youths depression, heartbreak, and fear. However, the collection is written to encourage youths of any sexual orientation to be wise, strong, and to fight in the face of doubt and intimidation. Witty comments by the writer give this book a wealth of satire too.
Price: $0.99 USD. 6370 words. Published by Alcala Publications on April 22, 2011. .
(5.00) 15 poems make up this new book written as a follow up to the acclaimed poetry book Gay Enough it is about the struggles and sorrows of LGB youths depression, heartbreak, and fear. However, the collection is written to encourage youths of any sexual orientation to be wise, strong, and to fight in the face of doubt and intimidation. Witty comments by the writer give this book a wealth of satire too.
I'm A Faggot: Gay Enough 2 Extended Rhyme
by German Alcala
Price: Free! 2980 words. Published by Alcala Publications on April 14, 2011. .
Seven inspiring poems of homosexuality and strength in support of my poetry collection Gay Enough 2 coming April 23, 2011. These 7 poems are an Extended Rhyme which is longer than a single poem, and shorter than a proper poetry collection. This Extended Rhyme includes three Gay Enough 2 poems, and three poems written just for this extended rhyme. Gay Enough 2 is coming April 23 2011.
Price: Free! 2980 words. Published by Alcala Publications on April 14, 2011. .
Seven inspiring poems of homosexuality and strength in support of my poetry collection Gay Enough 2 coming April 23, 2011. These 7 poems are an Extended Rhyme which is longer than a single poem, and shorter than a proper poetry collection. This Extended Rhyme includes three Gay Enough 2 poems, and three poems written just for this extended rhyme. Gay Enough 2 is coming April 23 2011.
The Tits Quadrilogy (The Witch's, Vampire's, Demon's, and Predator's Tits)
by German Alcala
Price: $0.99 USD. 26840 words. Published by Alcala Publications on March 11, 2011. .
All three poetry books of The Tits Trilogy. The Witch's Tits, The Vampire's Tits, and The Demon's Tits including the new collection The Predator's Tits. These 68 poems that show how the human mind can snap focus on rage, depression, suicide, rape, murder, drug abuse, child abuse, death, loss, domestic abuse, satanic worship, heartbreak, and alcoholism. Written only for the stable minded.
Price: $0.99 USD. 26840 words. Published by Alcala Publications on March 11, 2011. .
All three poetry books of The Tits Trilogy. The Witch's Tits, The Vampire's Tits, and The Demon's Tits including the new collection The Predator's Tits. These 68 poems that show how the human mind can snap focus on rage, depression, suicide, rape, murder, drug abuse, child abuse, death, loss, domestic abuse, satanic worship, heartbreak, and alcoholism. Written only for the stable minded.
The Demon's T.I.Ts (The Tits Trilogy #3)
by German Alcala
Price: Free! 7840 words. Published by Alcala Publications on January 21, 2011. .
(5.00)
In the last installment of The Tits (Totally Inevitable Tragedies) Trilogy is a new collection of poems on subjects that disturb. With subject matter such as Drug Abuse, suicide, pedophilia, murder, death, loss, and ignorance these 16 poems show just how the human brain can snap, and are meant for adult readers and the stable minded.
Price: Free! 7840 words. Published by Alcala Publications on January 21, 2011. .
(5.00) In the last installment of The Tits (Totally Inevitable Tragedies) Trilogy is a new collection of poems on subjects that disturb. With subject matter such as Drug Abuse, suicide, pedophilia, murder, death, loss, and ignorance these 16 poems show just how the human brain can snap, and are meant for adult readers and the stable minded.
The Vampire's T.I.Ts (The Tits Trilogy #2)
by German Alcala
Price: Free! 5640 words. Published by Alcala Publications on January 7, 2011. .
(4.00)
In this sequel to The Witch's Totally Inevitable Tragedies is a new small collection of poems on subjects that disturb. With subject matter such as Satanic Worship, murder, heartbreak, alcoholism, and rape these 16 poems show just how the human brain can snap, and are meant purely for adult readers and the stable minded.
Price: Free! 5640 words. Published by Alcala Publications on January 7, 2011. .
(4.00) In this sequel to The Witch's Totally Inevitable Tragedies is a new small collection of poems on subjects that disturb. With subject matter such as Satanic Worship, murder, heartbreak, alcoholism, and rape these 16 poems show just how the human brain can snap, and are meant purely for adult readers and the stable minded.
Christmas Rhyming & Decently Trying
by German Alcala
Price: Free! 2880 words. Published by Alcala Publications on December 18, 2010. .
(4.33)
Childish poems, love poems, and festive poems celebrating Christmas! A small collection of 13 poems. Ranging from the suggestive to the childish. From the angry to the heartbroken. With humor and emotion the collection takes on a quick, but sweet ride to celebrate Christmas in rhyme.
Price: Free! 2880 words. Published by Alcala Publications on December 18, 2010. .
(4.33) Childish poems, love poems, and festive poems celebrating Christmas! A small collection of 13 poems. Ranging from the suggestive to the childish. From the angry to the heartbroken. With humor and emotion the collection takes on a quick, but sweet ride to celebrate Christmas in rhyme.
The Witch's T.I.Ts (The Tits Trilogy #1)
by German Alcala
Price: $0.99 USD. 5810 words. Published by Alcala Publications on December 3, 2010. .
(5.00)
A small collection of poems on subjects that disturb. With subject matter such as assassination of infants, domestic abuse, suicide, and rape these 16 poems are meant purely for adult readers and the stable minded.
Price: $0.99 USD. 5810 words. Published by Alcala Publications on December 3, 2010. .
(5.00) A small collection of poems on subjects that disturb. With subject matter such as assassination of infants, domestic abuse, suicide, and rape these 16 poems are meant purely for adult readers and the stable minded.
Thank God For Turkeys (Thanksgiving Poetry)
by German Alcala
Price: Free! 3160 words. Published by Alcala Publications on November 21, 2010. .
The story of the Native Americans trust and betrayal with European Americans is told throughout 8 poems. Accompanied by tales and poems on thanking God and spending the day with loved ones and enormous families. In this collection of 15 poems to look at the holiday in different angles, and also warmly accompany it.
Price: Free! 3160 words. Published by Alcala Publications on November 21, 2010. .
The story of the Native Americans trust and betrayal with European Americans is told throughout 8 poems. Accompanied by tales and poems on thanking God and spending the day with loved ones and enormous families. In this collection of 15 poems to look at the holiday in different angles, and also warmly accompany it.
Dream, Chase, Love
by German Alcala
Price: $0.99 USD. 8600 words. Published by Alcala Publications on November 14, 2010. .
An emotional roller coaster of poetry. The emotions of an amazed, heartbroken, and Swept Away young gay teen. With expressions of hatred, worry, childish love, and sexual frivolity these 43 love poems are a window into the heart and soul of a young author intoxicated by another.
Price: $0.99 USD. 8600 words. Published by Alcala Publications on November 14, 2010. .
An emotional roller coaster of poetry. The emotions of an amazed, heartbroken, and Swept Away young gay teen. With expressions of hatred, worry, childish love, and sexual frivolity these 43 love poems are a window into the heart and soul of a young author intoxicated by another.
Witch
by German Alcala
Price: $1.99 USD. 6540 words. Published by Alcala Publications on October 23, 2010. .
A collection of 41 Halloween Poems which detail a night of All Hallow's Eve. Recounting the anticipation felt by all for Halloween, the unspeakable acts of monsters, and war. In exciting tales of murder and magic. Witch is the poetic story of Halloween.
Price: $1.99 USD. 6540 words. Published by Alcala Publications on October 23, 2010. .
A collection of 41 Halloween Poems which detail a night of All Hallow's Eve. Recounting the anticipation felt by all for Halloween, the unspeakable acts of monsters, and war. In exciting tales of murder and magic. Witch is the poetic story of Halloween.
Gay Enough
by German Alcala
Price: $0.99 USD. 2270 words. Published by Alcala Publications on September 12, 2010. .
(5.00)
Fourteen poems written by a fourteen year old boy all about coming to terms with his own homosexuality and most importantly: coming out to the rest of his family and those who know him. All fourteen poems were written both before and a few days after coming out. A few of the poems even have verses that were written on the very same day that he came out. Note: Gay Enough 2 Out Now.
Price: $0.99 USD. 2270 words. Published by Alcala Publications on September 12, 2010. .
(5.00) Fourteen poems written by a fourteen year old boy all about coming to terms with his own homosexuality and most importantly: coming out to the rest of his family and those who know him. All fourteen poems were written both before and a few days after coming out. A few of the poems even have verses that were written on the very same day that he came out. Note: Gay Enough 2 Out Now.
All The Motherfu***ng Sh*t That's Wrong With It (Allegedly)
by German Alcala
Price: $0.99 USD. 28870 words. Published by Alcala Publications on September 11, 2010. .
In this hilarious and sensitive book the topics range from Bill Clinton to the Pope! With life stories and opinions the book is a roller coaster of topics and crash lands into an array of subjects until finally exposing the Truth of Americans in the end which will surely offend or infuriate some. Those who don't have a sense of humor for an insult to the American People shouldn't read this.
Price: $0.99 USD. 28870 words. Published by Alcala Publications on September 11, 2010. .
In this hilarious and sensitive book the topics range from Bill Clinton to the Pope! With life stories and opinions the book is a roller coaster of topics and crash lands into an array of subjects until finally exposing the Truth of Americans in the end which will surely offend or infuriate some. Those who don't have a sense of humor for an insult to the American People shouldn't read this.
One On One Time With Wendy Williams In Jelly Land
by German Alcala
Price: $0.99 USD. 1010 words. Published by Alcala Publications on August 27, 2010. .
(3.00)
A flash fiction story of quickly lost youth, care bears, Wendy Williams, and loads of junk food!!!
Price: $0.99 USD. 1010 words. Published by Alcala Publications on August 27, 2010. .
(3.00) A flash fiction story of quickly lost youth, care bears, Wendy Williams, and loads of junk food!!!
(The Deleted) Poems Galore The Fourwell Tour
by German Alcala
Price: Free! 1770 words. Published by Alcala Publications on August 24, 2010. .
Whilst writing the lavish collection of Farewell Poems the young poet lost his sense of space and time. These are 10 of those poems that he simply couldn't cram into the final official cut, but what good would they do rotting away in some corner? So, enjoy.
Price: Free! 1770 words. Published by Alcala Publications on August 24, 2010. .
Whilst writing the lavish collection of Farewell Poems the young poet lost his sense of space and time. These are 10 of those poems that he simply couldn't cram into the final official cut, but what good would they do rotting away in some corner? So, enjoy.
Poems Galore The Fourwell Tour
by German Alcala
Price: Free! 7520 words. Published by Alcala Publications on August 24, 2010. .
24 Farewell Poems! The final Poems Galore anthology is a roller coaster of poems for the final time around the track! The finale is here! With exciting endings to the stories of the Poems Galore Assassin, Porcelain Doll, and the new story of Harp! The final installments of the Labor Poems and Lost Youth oriented poems. So, enjoy the lavish final time around the block of Alcala's Poems Galore.
Price: Free! 7520 words. Published by Alcala Publications on August 24, 2010. .
24 Farewell Poems! The final Poems Galore anthology is a roller coaster of poems for the final time around the track! The finale is here! With exciting endings to the stories of the Poems Galore Assassin, Porcelain Doll, and the new story of Harp! The final installments of the Labor Poems and Lost Youth oriented poems. So, enjoy the lavish final time around the block of Alcala's Poems Galore.
Just Crank Up That Cher 'Fore I Die
by German Alcala
Price: Free! 6970 words. Published by Alcala Publications on August 20, 2010. .
The third and final Poems Galore *Celebrity Edition* the celebrity obsessed poet takes a look at celebrities in a view from one thousand years in the future, but twists somehow to what their current lives are like, and his opinions of them. Bringing back some names from past *celebrity editions*. In this grand tribute of fiction, fact, and praise to twenty celebrities with almost angelic talents!
Price: Free! 6970 words. Published by Alcala Publications on August 20, 2010. .
The third and final Poems Galore *Celebrity Edition* the celebrity obsessed poet takes a look at celebrities in a view from one thousand years in the future, but twists somehow to what their current lives are like, and his opinions of them. Bringing back some names from past *celebrity editions*. In this grand tribute of fiction, fact, and praise to twenty celebrities with almost angelic talents!
Poems Galore Threeller
by German Alcala
Price: Free! 3700 words. Published by Alcala Publications on August 13, 2010. .
The child poet is back in this collection of 23 poems I take you around the track once more before we hit the finish line! The third poems galore is longer, harder, smarter, and a better roller coaster! Poems Galore Threeller is here with anorexia, assassins, fears, whores, pimps, johns, freed porcelain dolls, and much more childish fun! With the celebrity obsession cranked down ever so slightly!
Price: Free! 3700 words. Published by Alcala Publications on August 13, 2010. .
The child poet is back in this collection of 23 poems I take you around the track once more before we hit the finish line! The third poems galore is longer, harder, smarter, and a better roller coaster! Poems Galore Threeller is here with anorexia, assassins, fears, whores, pimps, johns, freed porcelain dolls, and much more childish fun! With the celebrity obsession cranked down ever so slightly!
I Know Why The Jackson Sings
by German Alcala
Price: Free! 3060 words. Published by Alcala Publications on August 6, 2010. .
A collection of 23 poems written by the commercially addle minded author German Alcala! Poetry of those who the world was saddened to lose, celebrities who we all saw fall to ruin, and the childish, sad, and *almost* gothic view that the author holds for Death itself! Written as a sequel to A Letter To Justin Bieber's Hair! Perfected Final Edit Released: April, 1, 2011.
Price: Free! 3060 words. Published by Alcala Publications on August 6, 2010. .
A collection of 23 poems written by the commercially addle minded author German Alcala! Poetry of those who the world was saddened to lose, celebrities who we all saw fall to ruin, and the childish, sad, and *almost* gothic view that the author holds for Death itself! Written as a sequel to A Letter To Justin Bieber's Hair! Perfected Final Edit Released: April, 1, 2011.
Poems Galore 2.0
by German Alcala
Price: Free! 2790 words. Published by Alcala Publications on July 2, 2010. .
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In the sequel to Poems Poems Poems Galore German Alcala is back with a sequin covered heart filled with vengeance! In this collection of 22 poems German delves deeper into serious poetry (Angelou style). German is back smarter, better, and even more obsessive over becoming a celebrity author!
Price: Free! 2790 words. Published by Alcala Publications on July 2, 2010. .
(4.00) In the sequel to Poems Poems Poems Galore German Alcala is back with a sequin covered heart filled with vengeance! In this collection of 22 poems German delves deeper into serious poetry (Angelou style). German is back smarter, better, and even more obsessive over becoming a celebrity author!
A Letter To Justin Bieber's Hair
by German Alcala
Price: $4.99 USD. 2490 words. Published by Alcala Publications on June 25, 2010. .
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A collection of poetic messages for 22 very lucky celebrities! Examining both the entrepreneurs and the youth of Hollywood. Justin Bieber's amazing success is the longest poem that the book has to boast. So sit back relax and get ready to read the stuff that there's to say 'bout these peeps! Justin Bieber nor anybody associated with him had anything to do with the writing and release of this book
Price: $4.99 USD. 2490 words. Published by Alcala Publications on June 25, 2010. .
(3.20) A collection of poetic messages for 22 very lucky celebrities! Examining both the entrepreneurs and the youth of Hollywood. Justin Bieber's amazing success is the longest poem that the book has to boast. So sit back relax and get ready to read the stuff that there's to say 'bout these peeps! Justin Bieber nor anybody associated with him had anything to do with the writing and release of this book
No Purer Passion
by German Alcala
Price: Free! 990 words. Published by Alcala Publications on June 18, 2010. .
A collection of 7 cheesy love poems. German visits the purity of first love and reaches an almost sinful state of mind! Mostly suggestive stuff, but with a burning passion that is sure to have you cranking up the A/C at one point!
Price: Free! 990 words. Published by Alcala Publications on June 18, 2010. .
A collection of 7 cheesy love poems. German visits the purity of first love and reaches an almost sinful state of mind! Mostly suggestive stuff, but with a burning passion that is sure to have you cranking up the A/C at one point!
Random Rhyming & Christmas Crying A Story of Christmas Origins
by German Alcala
Price: $0.99 USD. 1090 words. Published by Alcala Publications on June 7, 2010. .
Is Santa a Slave driver? Exactly for how long has he been around? Are the elves under him willingly? In this childish yet terribly vulgar tale of twisted Christmas Origins German Alcala rhymes out a short epic of epic proportions. Santa Claus is probably a slave owner. He must have been on the North Pole since it was tropical. And the reindeer are probably gangsters... Hope you like it.
Price: $0.99 USD. 1090 words. Published by Alcala Publications on June 7, 2010. .
Is Santa a Slave driver? Exactly for how long has he been around? Are the elves under him willingly? In this childish yet terribly vulgar tale of twisted Christmas Origins German Alcala rhymes out a short epic of epic proportions. Santa Claus is probably a slave owner. He must have been on the North Pole since it was tropical. And the reindeer are probably gangsters... Hope you like it.
Poems Poems Poems Galore
by German Alcala
Price: Free! 2850 words. Published by Alcala Publications on May 29, 2010. .
This is a childish outlook on historical events and wild a imagination talks about topics that are both silly and deeply emotional like not being a teen celebrity to not being able to lose weight. Even visiting an affair with name calling and Drag Queens! Note: Drag Queen (The Poetry Collection) OUT NOW by German Alcala wherever eBooks are available!
Price: Free! 2850 words. Published by Alcala Publications on May 29, 2010. .
This is a childish outlook on historical events and wild a imagination talks about topics that are both silly and deeply emotional like not being a teen celebrity to not being able to lose weight. Even visiting an affair with name calling and Drag Queens! Note: Drag Queen (The Poetry Collection) OUT NOW by German Alcala wherever eBooks are available!
The Journey For Peace in Windilia
by German Alcala
Price: Free! 10840 words. Published by Alcala Publications on May 17, 2010. .
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A war is ruining Earth and the Americans are in danger of being killed at any moment,so in response everybody moves into underwater cities But, what if there is a fish kingdom ruled but a human Queen who doesn't want you in her Ocean? A book of understanding one another and the human nature to acquire more than one needs or even truly wants out of desire.
Price: Free! 10840 words. Published by Alcala Publications on May 17, 2010. .
(5.00) A war is ruining Earth and the Americans are in danger of being killed at any moment,so in response everybody moves into underwater cities But, what if there is a fish kingdom ruled but a human Queen who doesn't want you in her Ocean? A book of understanding one another and the human nature to acquire more than one needs or even truly wants out of desire.
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- Inside the Worm
on June 07, 2010
Perfect!!! I read it all in one sitting because I simply could NOT stop. I am SO reading the rest of Bonnie's anthologys!
- Unheard
on June 12, 2010
Excellent poetry! Can't wait to see your next work!
- SERIAL by Blake Crouch & Jack Kilborn
on June 12, 2010
One of the most exciting stories I've read and I got the uncut version after this!
- The Hands of the Buddha
on June 12, 2010
Great collection and great job with rewriting it! So many more people can enjoy it (myself included!)
- Giuliana and the Giant (Snippets)
on June 12, 2010
Hilarious tale! Simply perfect to read on a car ride or even in bed just like almost all the other stories David Elvar has!
- Zombie Nights
on July 04, 2010
It's not that bad: I like it. The story line was shaky at some points for me, and really thought these reviews were going to all be true, but in fact I found this story a nice piece with zombies! I would have loved it to be longer though (just ten or so pages, but I would have liked to keep going).
- Hero Wanted
on July 07, 2010
One of the best books on this site!!! Couldn't stop reading!
- I Hate You - 10 Poems
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I want to say that these are dark, but these are so much more than just poetry! This is a deep bitch with a dark muse, and I LOVE IT!!!
- Vampire Tanning
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Wasn't too happy about reading a BJ scene after Cher stripped and became a cougar (ugh), but very quick, hot, funny, and deep with back story! Loved it!
- Is This Heaven?
on Aug. 11, 2010
FANTASTIC!!! Loved the idea of heaven, and just a peach of a story!
- Strawberry Hooker
on Aug. 25, 2010
Magnificently written and rather saddening. I would LOVE to find myself reading the entire Assorted Poems And Purple Prose. I just have to get myself some money... any tips Strawberry?
- The V-8
on Aug. 27, 2010
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Well, I completely missed the connection with V8 juice, but looking back it makes sense. Wendy is real! Look up Wendy Williams on Google, watch her show, love it, and thanks for all the reviews.
- Not Myself: Poetry From the Other Side of Me
on Sep. 20, 2010
Inviting and brilliant! Deep and entertaining! Excited to see if there will be more from this very talented poet!
- My Operation: Part 2
on Oct. 15, 2010
Happy to hear you so nicely made it through the operation, man. I was so worried after I read the first part last month. Hope the wound heals up nicely. German
- The Do-Nothing Day
on Oct. 25, 2010
Ahh, so cute. I know that at fourteen I shouldn't be reading this stuff, but the illustrations were adorable and the story short and sweet. I loved every letter.
- Clowns in my closet
on Dec. 05, 2010
Very abrupt and lacking. It just conveys a sense of fear, but it doesn't scare you, some clowns, and for some reason there was a cat... over all not really saying much. Just a short story giving little to interpret with.
- Fresh
on Dec. 12, 2010
Short and Shocking. "This story contains truly twisted imagery"... I've seen "twisteder", no, that's actually a lie. The imagery in this story is in fact pretty twisted. I myself love being messed with mentally, and this story really took me into the cold and the dark. Beautifully written, creatively told, and pretty freaking disturbing.
- Running
on Dec. 20, 2010
AWWWWE, but he got late because he was helping the kid out :( Shouldn't have gotten grounded. I loved this, but there were moments when the writing made me take a second look at to understand, and points where the writing straight out needed some proof-reading. However, I really did love the story which ran really quickly just as the character. Well, more of an anecdote than a story. 3 star writing, but 4 star story telling. Try editing a little heavier next time.
- It Waits
on Dec. 26, 2010
Pretty writing =D but... more of a poem than a story I would say, but whatever I still liked it. It feels like a Prologue to a really good book, so... I'll see if that's actually the case and there is something following up to this. If not... as I said: Great poetry.
- It Waits
on Dec. 26, 2010
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ur always so frank, Ernest o.o
- Howdy, Winnie, & the Bombshell
on Dec. 30, 2010
o.o... o.O...O.o. Well, that made a lot of sense. It was just... a recording...and, uhm... yeah, that was pretty bad, writing itself was a good try, but fell very short, and to be honest the best part was the book cover. Really, I read it twice, I wanted to like it, but this really wasn't likeable.
- Happy New FEAR
on Jan. 11, 2011
Thrilling!!! Kinda glad I hadn't read this on New Years or else I would have been jumping every time somebody got near me! Loved it... actually very reminiscent of Jackie Collins at the beginning, or maybe that's just my idea. Either way it was awesomeness!
- RJ
on Jan. 11, 2011
Too fast :( If you're gonna make a character who's accused of steroids make somebody above the age of fifteen. Most people don't like reading about a thirteen year old who uses drugs (or accused), but I like you setting the age at thirteen. You went too quickly, on something I felt could have gone way better! Let's find out how his parents reacted to the accusation. He didn't show lots of emotion either :( I just feel you were rushing yourself to create a story, which I have to call cute, but you should have hung onto it for maybe a week while you tweaked at it here, and changed it around to make it a grand story that let's the reader grasp onto the character and then gasp when their hero is accused of such a travesty! When you write, keep yourself patient, hang onto the story for a while, and think of your character, and the characters around him, and then you'll get a "snap" moment when you go "I want this to happen too", and like that you'll give it a great plot, and character definition. Good luck, can't wait to see your next work.
- 2012
on Jan. 19, 2011
It was ok, kinda fell apart at the ending in both the narrating and spelling :P might wanna go through the last paragraph. And yeah, Ernest, until December or maybe November of 2012 this whole Apocalypse thing is a very nice market. Most people won't bother to research 2012, and realize that the world isn't ending. Doubt and Fear are great markets you know.
- Seattle's Hymn
on Jan. 20, 2011
A great collection! Brilliant illustrations of what is one the road to Oz (aka Seattle).
- Lasting Impressions of Terror
on Jan. 21, 2011
Amazing! Shocking! Terrifying! A worthy first story collection. Love it long time!
- Them
on March 14, 2011
...I don't know whether to put 1 star or 5... I'll put 5 just to be safe. This little piece was psychologically thrilling. Is the kid crazy and did it? I wouldn't be surprised. If there's no sequel this thing will haunt me forever. But if They exist then this has to be the start of a great series.
- Write Good or Die
on June 11, 2011
@BobDown And why on Earth would it not talk down to the reader? These are the masters speaking to the little folk who know nothing... well presumably. I read this book last year and all I can say is that it is amazing. First off: Absolutely Inspiring. Second Off: Very helpful, I'm actually using the example of a query letter to try and get a literary agent (I've tried before to little avail). All around it's a must read for any writer who aims high and any amature who doesn't plan on giving up. Thank you for publishing this body of work, I re-read certain pages of it like once a week, my favorite source of advice in the world.
- Fergyville Episode 1: The New Plan (Novelette)
on June 21, 2011
A fantastic read with very realistic characters. The story is very well written and what is presented is a novellete that has been polished into a smooth glossy pearl. The characters are very real, but also have a lot to them that is still being held back I feel, and I am waiting on pins and needles for Episode 2 of Fergyville So far this is nothing less than a grand piece of writing! Keep it going, Katina.