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Alcala Publications


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15 year old Boy Queen Poet. Crowned on May 17, 2010 (when I published my first eBook). Since my first publication I have published 500+ poems of all sizes and topics.

Website: http://GermanAlcala.Tk

"If... Liberace ate Lil Kim (circa 1996-2008) and then made a baby with Shakira after she had drunk Edgar Allan Poe's ashes you would pretty much get my clone... or the true story of my creation!!!"

Twitter: @GermanAlcala

My full novel "Techno-Fear" is now out!!! Free for a limited time! A 2012 revision of "Swing: A Psychopathy" will be out February!

If you like my writing then spread the word to people who might also like it!

-German Alcala

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XXX (Ticket To Hell) [Special Edition]    by German Alcala
Price: $0.99 USD. 7590 words. Published by Alcala Publications  on July 17, 2011. .
24 poems of sex, lust, love, infidelity, homosexuality, studs, b****es, seduction, fetishes, fears, and sensuality. Mixed with flashes of satire, tenderness, and flames. Features poems written through both my alter egos The Notorious G.A.G.A and Hermana Alacran. Grab your Ticket to Hell! Includes Poems: "Bent Tova" "Slowly. You're All Mine", "Suck Youself" , and "Hugging Mother Nature".
Witch    by German Alcala
Price: $1.99 USD. 6540 words. Published by Alcala Publications  on October 23, 2010. .
A collection of 41 Halloween Poems which detail a night of All Hallow's Eve. Recounting the anticipation felt by all for Halloween, the unspeakable acts of monsters, and war. In exciting tales of murder and magic. Witch is the poetic story of Halloween.
All The Motherfu***ng Sh*t That's Wrong With It (Allegedly)    by German Alcala
Price: $0.99 USD. 28870 words. Published by Alcala Publications  on September 11, 2010. .
In this hilarious and sensitive book the topics range from Bill Clinton to the Pope! With life stories and opinions the book is a roller coaster of topics and crash lands into an array of subjects until finally exposing the Truth of Americans in the end which will surely offend or infuriate some. Those who don't have a sense of humor for an insult to the American People shouldn't read this.
The Tits Quadrilogy (The Witch's, Vampire's, Demon's, and Predator's Tits)    by German Alcala
Price: $0.99 USD. 26840 words. Published by Alcala Publications  on March 11, 2011. .
All three poetry books of The Tits Trilogy. The Witch's Tits, The Vampire's Tits, and The Demon's Tits including the new collection The Predator's Tits. These 68 poems that show how the human mind can snap focus on rage, depression, suicide, rape, murder, drug abuse, child abuse, death, loss, domestic abuse, satanic worship, heartbreak, and alcoholism. Written only for the stable minded.
A Letter To Justin Bieber's Hair    by German Alcala
Price: $5.99 USD. 2490 words. Published by Alcala Publications  on June 25, 2010. .
0.25 star(3.20)
A collection of poetic messages for 22 very lucky celebrities! Examining both the entrepreneurs and the youth of Hollywood. Justin Bieber's amazing success is the longest poem that the book has to boast. So sit back relax and get ready to read the stuff that there's to say 'bout these peeps! Justin Bieber nor anybody associated with him had anything to do with the writing and release of this book
I Know Why The Jackson Sings    by German Alcala
Price: Free! 3060 words. Published by Alcala Publications  on August 6, 2010. .
A collection of 23 poems written by the commercially addle minded author German Alcala! Poetry of those who the world was saddened to lose, celebrities who we all saw fall to ruin, and the childish, sad, and *almost* gothic view that the author holds for Death itself! Written as a sequel to A Letter To Justin Bieber's Hair! Perfected Final Edit Released: April, 1, 2011.
Gay Enough    by German Alcala
Price: $1.99 USD. 2270 words. Published by Alcala Publications  on September 12, 2010. .
(5.00)
Fourteen poems written by a fourteen year old boy all about coming to terms with his own homosexuality and most importantly: coming out to the rest of his family and those who know him. All fourteen poems were written both before and a few days after coming out. A few of the poems even have verses that were written on the very same day that he came out. Note: Gay Enough 2 Out Now.
One On One Time With Wendy Williams In Jelly Land    by German Alcala
Price: $0.99 USD. 1010 words. Published by Alcala Publications  on August 27, 2010. .
(3.00)
A flash fiction story of quickly lost youth, care bears, Wendy Williams, and loads of junk food!!!
The Witch's T.I.Ts (The Tits Trilogy #1)    by German Alcala
Price: $1.99 USD. 5810 words. Published by Alcala Publications  on December 3, 2010. .
(5.00)
A small collection of poems on subjects that disturb. With subject matter such as assassination of infants, domestic abuse, suicide, and rape these 16 poems are meant purely for adult readers and the stable minded.
Random Rhyming & Christmas Crying A Story of Christmas Origins    by German Alcala
Price: $0.99 USD. 1090 words. Published by Alcala Publications  on June 7, 2010. .
Is Santa a Slave driver? Exactly for how long has he been around? Are the elves under him willingly? In this childish yet terribly vulgar tale of twisted Christmas Origins German Alcala rhymes out a short epic of epic proportions. Santa Claus is probably a slave owner. He must have been on the North Pole since it was tropical. And the reindeer are probably gangsters... Hope you like it.
Gay Enough 2    by German Alcala
Price: $0.99 USD. 6370 words. Published by Alcala Publications  on April 22, 2011. .
(5.00)
15 poems make up this new book written as a follow up to the acclaimed poetry book Gay Enough it is about the struggles and sorrows of LGB youths depression, heartbreak, and fear. However, the collection is written to encourage youths of any sexual orientation to be wise, strong, and to fight in the face of doubt and intimidation. Witty comments by the writer give this book a wealth of satire too.
Dream, Chase, Love    by German Alcala
Price: $0.99 USD. 8600 words. Published by Alcala Publications  on November 14, 2010. .
An emotional roller coaster of poetry. The emotions of an amazed, heartbroken, and Swept Away young gay teen. With expressions of hatred, worry, childish love, and sexual frivolity these 43 love poems are a window into the heart and soul of a young author intoxicated by another.
Swing: A Psychopathy [Perfected & Extended]    by German Alcala
Price: $0.99 USD. 62420 words. Published by Alcala Publications  on April 26, 2011. .
(3.00)
A musical novel of love, crime, and death. In a small town two teenagers fall in love. Haunted by their own doubts they hide their feelings. A father with a twisted past abuses his son. A frightened boy commits suicide, and a psychopathy ensues which takes countless victims in a thrilling story of horrific rape, suicide, murder, homosexuality, drug abuse, barbaric incest, insanity, and matricide.
And On The Eighth Day [Special Edition]    by German Alcala
Price: $1.99 USD. 18820 words. Published by Alcala Publications  on August 23, 2011. .
A collection of 50 poems which deal with the story of the author's naive youth and thinking that he knows everything of importance, learning of heartbreak and death, and rising once more a little more mature, ambitious, and broken in the way all good poets should be. Includes Poems: Hurtful Boy, Lunar Children, The Road To Hell, I Hope He Hates You, Prince Charming, God's One Mercy, and Hero


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Smashwords book reviews by Alcala Publications

  • Inside the Worm on June 07, 2010
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    Perfect!!! I read it all in one sitting because I simply could NOT stop. I am SO reading the rest of Bonnie's anthologys!
  • Unheard on June 12, 2010
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    Excellent poetry! Can't wait to see your next work!
  • SERIAL by Blake Crouch & Jack Kilborn on June 12, 2010
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    One of the most exciting stories I've read and I got the uncut version after this!
  • The Hands of the Buddha on June 12, 2010
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    Great collection and great job with rewriting it! So many more people can enjoy it (myself included!)
  • Giuliana and the Giant (Snippets) on June 12, 2010
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    Hilarious tale! Simply perfect to read on a car ride or even in bed just like almost all the other stories David Elvar has!
  • Zombie Nights on July 04, 2010
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    It's not that bad: I like it. The story line was shaky at some points for me, and really thought these reviews were going to all be true, but in fact I found this story a nice piece with zombies! I would have loved it to be longer though (just ten or so pages, but I would have liked to keep going).
  • Hero Wanted on July 07, 2010
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    One of the best books on this site!!! Couldn't stop reading!
  • I Hate You - 10 Poems on July 17, 2010
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    I want to say that these are dark, but these are so much more than just poetry! This is a deep bitch with a dark muse, and I LOVE IT!!!
  • Vampire Tanning on Aug. 08, 2010
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    Wasn't too happy about reading a BJ scene after Cher stripped and became a cougar (ugh), but very quick, hot, funny, and deep with back story! Loved it!
  • Is This Heaven? on Aug. 11, 2010
    star star star star star
    FANTASTIC!!! Loved the idea of heaven, and just a peach of a story!
  • The V-8 on Aug. 27, 2010
    (no rating)
    Well, I completely missed the connection with V8 juice, but looking back it makes sense. Wendy is real! Look up Wendy Williams on Google, watch her show, love it, and thanks for all the reviews.
  • Not Myself: Poetry From the Other Side of Me on Sep. 20, 2010
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    Inviting and brilliant! Deep and entertaining! Excited to see if there will be more from this very talented poet!
  • My Operation: Part 2 on Oct. 15, 2010
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    Happy to hear you so nicely made it through the operation, man. I was so worried after I read the first part last month. Hope the wound heals up nicely. German
  • The Do-Nothing Day on Oct. 25, 2010
    star star star star star
    Ahh, so cute. I know that at fourteen I shouldn't be reading this stuff, but the illustrations were adorable and the story short and sweet. I loved every letter.
  • Clowns in my closet on Dec. 05, 2010
    star star
    Very abrupt and lacking. It just conveys a sense of fear, but it doesn't scare you, some clowns, and for some reason there was a cat... over all not really saying much. Just a short story giving little to interpret with.
  • Fresh on Dec. 12, 2010
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    Short and Shocking. "This story contains truly twisted imagery"... I've seen "twisteder", no, that's actually a lie. The imagery in this story is in fact pretty twisted. I myself love being messed with mentally, and this story really took me into the cold and the dark. Beautifully written, creatively told, and pretty freaking disturbing.
  • Running on Dec. 20, 2010
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    AWWWWE, but he got late because he was helping the kid out :( Shouldn't have gotten grounded. I loved this, but there were moments when the writing made me take a second look at to understand, and points where the writing straight out needed some proof-reading. However, I really did love the story which ran really quickly just as the character. Well, more of an anecdote than a story. 3 star writing, but 4 star story telling. Try editing a little heavier next time.
  • It Waits on Dec. 26, 2010
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    Pretty writing =D but... more of a poem than a story I would say, but whatever I still liked it. It feels like a Prologue to a really good book, so... I'll see if that's actually the case and there is something following up to this. If not... as I said: Great poetry.
  • It Waits on Dec. 26, 2010
    (no rating)
    ur always so frank, Ernest o.o
  • Howdy, Winnie, & the Bombshell on Dec. 30, 2010
    star star
    o.o... o.O...O.o. Well, that made a lot of sense. It was just... a recording...and, uhm... yeah, that was pretty bad, writing itself was a good try, but fell very short, and to be honest the best part was the book cover. Really, I read it twice, I wanted to like it, but this really wasn't likeable.
  • Happy New FEAR on Jan. 11, 2011
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    Thrilling!!! Kinda glad I hadn't read this on New Years or else I would have been jumping every time somebody got near me! Loved it... actually very reminiscent of Jackie Collins at the beginning, or maybe that's just my idea. Either way it was awesomeness!
  • RJ on Jan. 11, 2011
    star star
    Too fast :( If you're gonna make a character who's accused of steroids make somebody above the age of fifteen. Most people don't like reading about a thirteen year old who uses drugs (or accused), but I like you setting the age at thirteen. You went too quickly, on something I felt could have gone way better! Let's find out how his parents reacted to the accusation. He didn't show lots of emotion either :( I just feel you were rushing yourself to create a story, which I have to call cute, but you should have hung onto it for maybe a week while you tweaked at it here, and changed it around to make it a grand story that let's the reader grasp onto the character and then gasp when their hero is accused of such a travesty! When you write, keep yourself patient, hang onto the story for a while, and think of your character, and the characters around him, and then you'll get a "snap" moment when you go "I want this to happen too", and like that you'll give it a great plot, and character definition. Good luck, can't wait to see your next work.
  • 2012 on Jan. 19, 2011
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    It was ok, kinda fell apart at the ending in both the narrating and spelling :P might wanna go through the last paragraph. And yeah, Ernest, until December or maybe November of 2012 this whole Apocalypse thing is a very nice market. Most people won't bother to research 2012, and realize that the world isn't ending. Doubt and Fear are great markets you know.
  • Seattle's Hymn on Jan. 20, 2011
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    A great collection! Brilliant illustrations of what is one the road to Oz (aka Seattle).
  • Lasting Impressions of Terror on Jan. 21, 2011
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    Amazing! Shocking! Terrifying! A worthy first story collection. Love it long time!
  • Them on March 14, 2011
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    ...I don't know whether to put 1 star or 5... I'll put 5 just to be safe. This little piece was psychologically thrilling. Is the kid crazy and did it? I wouldn't be surprised. If there's no sequel this thing will haunt me forever. But if They exist then this has to be the start of a great series.
  • Write Good or Die on June 11, 2011
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    @BobDown And why on Earth would it not talk down to the reader? These are the masters speaking to the little folk who know nothing... well presumably. I read this book last year and all I can say is that it is amazing. First off: Absolutely Inspiring. Second Off: Very helpful, I'm actually using the example of a query letter to try and get a literary agent (I've tried before to little avail). All around it's a must read for any writer who aims high and any amature who doesn't plan on giving up. Thank you for publishing this body of work, I re-read certain pages of it like once a week, my favorite source of advice in the world.
  • Fergyville Episode 1: The New Plan (Novella) on June 21, 2011
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    A fantastic read with very realistic characters. The story is very well written and what is presented is a novellete that has been polished into a smooth glossy pearl. The characters are very real, but also have a lot to them that is still being held back I feel, and I am waiting on pins and needles for Episode 2 of Fergyville So far this is nothing less than a grand piece of writing! Keep it going, Katina.