The Phallus From Smoon by Gnobo Calypso
Approx. 39,920 words.
Published on September 21, 2012.
Prepared to be dazzled.
Spirit- aliens crash on planet earth. They only have a few moments to transform into a material form from earth. Beauregard's mate, Joy, flies out first and takes form. Beauregard takes on the form of a five foot phallus wearing red rubber boots and red ballcap. He has a fishing reel on his back that must be wound by humans to find his "Joy."