Hermit Muse Publishing

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Hermit Muse Publishing is a small press owned and operated by D. Anthony Brown. I write and publish the type of fantasy and speculative fiction books I enjoy reading.

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The Ballad of Pigeon Lewd & Other Short Stories
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 36,610. Language: English. Published: February 25, 2021 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author, Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
Pigeon Lewd, mad scientist and inventor of robots, never cared for small talk. He only cared for his precious time creating monsters of metal. His latest creation should take care of all the thieves and solicitors. Permanently. The Ballad of Pigeon Lewd & Other Short Stories contains 25 tales ranging from dark humor to horror, collected from earlier editions into one volume.
The Peanut Thieves & Other Short Stories
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 39,950. Language: English. Published: February 25, 2021 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author, Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
A group of mice explorers set up base camp under a Christmas tree. And then spend the night terrorized by a fat, lazy cat. But the cat holds nothing on the frightening clunky heeled boots. The Peanut Thieves & Other Short Stories contains 37 tales of fantasy, horror, and humor all in one volume.
Free Delivery at the End of the World
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 2,640. Language: English. Published: February 19, 2021 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Thank God the internet survived the Apocalypse. Things still need delivering, like a five pound block of sharp cheddar cheese. If only Stefon could find the drop off location for the cheese. Somewhere in the bluffs on the Minnesota side of the scenic Mississippi River. A humorous dystopian short story, be sure to read Free Delivery at the End of the World.
Lost in Translation
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,680. Language: English. Published: February 19, 2021 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Jessica Wyatt needs a vacation. From office politics. From long hours. From communicating with the Board—inter-dimensional beings of unknown origin. All part of the job. Even a hot bath with her super intelligent—and for now secret—boyfriend would do wonders. But the latest communication from the Board nixes any plans for relaxation. A riveting inter-dimensional science fiction adventure story.
The Powers That Be
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,790. Language: English. Published: February 19, 2021 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Jessica Wyatt imagines many weird things. Her last day job as a game designer required it. The current day job? No so much. Just another day in the cubicle farm with an upside down name-tag and a headset digging into her scalp. Until Jess receives a call from the other side of reality. And then her new day job became weird. A riveting inter-dimensional science fiction adventure story.
Vox Banjo
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 45,910. Language: English. Published: February 5, 2021 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Urban, Fiction » Fantasy » Dark
Psychic private detective Vicki Meyers investigates the most difficult, twisted cases. She sees the past with perfect clarity. Though not necessarily her own past. So when a college professor's own ghost haunts him, Vicki rushes to the scene. Certainly not her strangest client. That would be the banjo with the spirit trapped inside.
The Long Red Tunnel of Confusion: A Time Traveling Guinea Pigs Short Story
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,010. Language: English. Published: January 29, 2021 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Fantasy » General
Small adventures? Check. Heroic guinea pigs? Check. Quirky and fun time travel fantasy from the cavy perspective. If you want stories about what guinea pigs do when their owner isn't around, be sure to read the short stories from the Time Traveling Guinea Pigs series.
The Toy Thief: A Time Traveling Guinea Pigs Short Story
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 2,740. Language: English. Published: January 29, 2021 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Fantasy » General
Small adventures? Check. Heroic guinea pigs? Check. Quirky and fun time travel fantasy from the cavy perspective. If you want stories about what guinea pigs do when their owner isn't around, be sure to read the short stories from the Time Traveling Guinea Pigs series.
In Search of the Perfect Grape: A Time Traveling Guinea Pigs Short Story
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,260. Language: English. Published: January 29, 2021 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Fantasy » General
Small adventures? Check. Heroic guinea pigs? Check. Quirky and fun time travel fantasy from the cavy perspective. If you want stories about what guinea pigs do when their owner isn't around, be sure to read the short stories from the Time Traveling Guinea Pigs series.
Enchantment
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 23,280. Language: English. Published: January 22, 2021 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Historical
When Ashilda finally returns home to Uppsala, Idona gets to hold her once lover in her arms again. At last, after years of separation, Idona brings Ashilda back to the secret grove where it all began. But years apart means life moved on for both of them. Not even a love potion or a fight to the death can keep Idona away from her one true love.
Queen of the Trolls
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 52,640. Language: English. Published: January 15, 2021 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Historical
Ashilda the witch looks forward to only one thing at night. The one thing that gives her happiness and joy… Idona, her best friend and secret lover. But for Idona, her children always come first before true love. Soon, both women must face their fears when entangled in the lair of the Queen of the Trolls.
The Ghost in the Mirror: A Kate Madison Short Story
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,260. Language: English. Published: October 13, 2020 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
For a vampire, nothing beats staying inside on a sunny day. For Katelyn Madison in her penthouse apartment, just add the smell of fresh brewed coffee to her lazy day. Or the company of her latest boy-toy sleeping in her bed. Count the lazy day ruined when Kate discovers a mysterious face in the mirror. And definitely not her face.
Kate Madison, Late Sleeper: A Kate Madison Short Story
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,480. Language: English. Published: October 13, 2020 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
One-hundred years too late. Not bad for a creature who lives thousands of years. At least, Wayne Reese keeps telling himself that while driving through a blizzard to wake up a vampire. On the spring equinox, Wayne gets more than he bargained for. If you enjoy non-traditional female vampires, be sure to read Kate Madison, Late Sleeper—the first short story in the Kate Madison series.
Only a Little Practice
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,360. Language: English. Published: October 6, 2020 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
The best of times, the worst of times. Mostly, Stephanie just wants more company than an English literature classic and French silk pie. Instead, she waits for her blind date to show up. In a choice between pie and getting laid, she holds out hope for the latter. If you enjoy blind date erotica, be sure to read the short story Only a Little Practice.
A Little Death in a Haunted House
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,010. Language: English. Published: September 30, 2020 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal, Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
The most overdone horror movie cliche—blond woman in high heels walks into a creepy house for no damn reason at all. Kira, the blond in requisite high heels. And the two-story colonial in need of a paint job that she needs to sell. Maybe… If she can figure out who haunts the house. Featuring sexy ghost on ghost action, be sure to read A Little Death in a Haunted House.
The Best Non-Date Ever
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,580. Language: English. Published: September 30, 2020 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary, Fiction » Erotica » Romance
The charity auction dinner—glitzy, lavish, and full of rich creepy people. Marissa enjoys the nude artwork and the fine food. She just wants to be rid of her date. And finds the perfect opportunity when she meets a gentleman with an easy-going smile. Sometimes in erotica, the woman falls for someone other than the billionaire.
Five Years Without Dessert
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,270. Language: English. Published: April 13, 2020 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary, Fiction » Erotica » General
Late evening. Quiet restaurant. The best cherry pie in town. Caleb places his hand on top of Michelle's. If only he planned this perfect date. Perfection meaning, only coffee and dessert. Maybe more later… Sometimes, perfection happens when not planned.
The Temptress Ghost of Retail Past
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 9,540. Language: English. Published: April 6, 2020 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal, Fiction » Erotica » General
Not everybody sees Heidi. Then again, not everybody shares their coffee and the latest gossip with Herschdale's resident ghost. A flirty coworker, no problem. But a flirty ghost from the 1980s, another problem entirely. And after two Christmas seasons, Chad knows how to solve this problem. Bonus story included: The Sexy Umbrella of Doom.
Date Night: Six Erotic Short Stories
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 26,970. Language: English. Published: February 29, 2020 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Romance
First date? First date in too long to count? Who cares… Mistress of erotica, Miriam F. Martin, brings you the smuttiest date nights ever. All without leaving home. Unless you read erotica in public. So cuddle up with your favorite significant other, or your favorite sex toy, and enjoy the hottest date night stories today.
Sexy Unusual: Five Ghostly Erotic Stories
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 22,130. Language: English. Published: February 21, 2020 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal, Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
Ghosts in bars. Ghosts in department stores. And of course, in haunted houses. Mistress of erotica, Miriam F. Martin brings you the horniest of lovable spirits. Do sexy times end at death? Oh heck no… Five short erotic stories about sex beyond the grave. If you desire quirky, sexy tales about ghosts and their mortal lovers, be sure to read Sexy Unusual.
Sandra and the Ghost
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,850. Language: English. Published: June 6, 2019 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal, Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica
Room 507. Almost unchanged after ten years. The same wallpaper, the same paintings, though maybe a smaller TV. For Sandra, a reminder of a penniless and happier time. Once, Sandra ghosted him. Now, the missed opportunity pained her terribly. She missed Ben’s funeral, but she made it back to room 507. A haunting ghost erotica about reliving the past and reclaiming missed joy.
Saving The Billionaire Dinosaur
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 11,870. Language: English. Published: May 30, 2019 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor, Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal
In a world where billionaire dinosaurs roam the Earth, two women can change the fate of their boss. But first, Cindy must sit through the worst business meeting ever. Bad enough when she only dealt with Rex Monahan, the shapeshifting dinosaur boss with an unending sexual appetite. Now, another dinosaur shapeshifter forces Rex to question his sexuality.
The Billionaire Dinosaur in the Office
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 27,890. Language: English. Published: May 30, 2019 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor, Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal
A billionaire shapeshifting dinosaur in a glass office. A cubicle farm of gorgeous women willing to do anything for him. And only one human resources lady to keep them all in line. Looking for erotica that pokes fun at tropes? Look no further. Five short stories about a hunky billionaire with a secret dark side and the women who work for him.
Hunting the Billionaire Dinosaur: A Billionaire Dinosaur Erotic Short Story
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 11,050. Language: English. Published: January 9, 2019 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor, Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal
A warm bowl of minestrone soup and a cool glass of lemonade. Everything Millie Samson needs to get away from the weirdness of working for a billionaire dinosaur shapeshifter. Really, she welcomes anything to keep her headache under control. Because finally the boss allowed Millie to hire a new assistant. Rhianna interviewed well. Living up to her full potential might be another thing.
Death of a Retail Associate
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 9,120. Language: English. Published: January 4, 2019 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor, Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal
Adam knew exactly what hit him. A cardboard box full of metal hardware—wall brackets, t-stand arms, and pegs for hurdle fixtures. The dumb box weighed a hundred pounds. And it fell on top of his head. One thing to die at work, another to die in an elevator while listening to Christmas music. A sexy encounter from beyond the grave at a department store.
Hop on Over to the North Pole
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 9,900. Language: English. Published: January 2, 2019 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
Every elf knows what happens in the North Pole, stays in the North Pole. Except for the toys of course. After only three days on the job, newbie toy maker Rayna must deliver a very important red envelope. But doing so in a place that caters to the two elven weaknesses—food and sex? One thing to satisfy the first weakness. The second demands more attention.
For Friends and Money
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,620. Language: English. Published: July 25, 2018 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » BDSM, Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
Her heart fluttered to the bottom of her throat, and Abby swallowed it back down. Losing her paycheck money didn't bother her too much. The fantasy playing out in her head, and the thought of finally making it real, made her sweat. For a friend at first. For money the second time.
A Speedster in High Heels
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,850. Language: English. Published: July 17, 2018 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Menage/Multiple Partners, Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
Summer classes done and her panties tucked safely away in her purse, Dr. Jennifer Rice seeks adventure. Something to loosen her up. Shake her to the core. All she needs—her red convertible, the tightest blue dress she owns, and a sexy pair of heels. A cute cop to pull her over for speeding helps too. But on the open road, adventure takes some twists and turns Jennifer never anticipated.
Goodbye, Martina
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 9,540. Language: English. Published: March 9, 2018 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal, Fiction » Erotica » Romance
Valentine’s Day night. Two double martinis with extra olives. An empty bar. And ghostly saxophone music playing from an empty stage. If you wish for an erotic story about lost love and the need to say goodbye, be sure to read Goodbye, Martina.
A Fitting Room Squeeze
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,940. Language: English. Published: March 3, 2018 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary, Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
Seven in the evening, right before closing time, and Tyler badly wants to get some tacos and flake out in front of the TV. If he could, he’d quit his retail job at Humdinger’s at the drop of a hat. And tonight, every hat in the men’s department fell over, for no reason at all. As if straightening the hats weren’t enough, the most obnoxious customer ever demands Tyler’s attention.
Something Wicked This Way Comes: A Billionaire Dinosaur Erotic Short Story
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,210. Language: English. Published: February 24, 2018 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal, Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
Not Monday. Not quarterly reviews time. And certainly not the worst job Millie Samson ever had. But Tuesday might as well be all three of those rolled into one. But when the elevator doors ding open at the wrong floor and Rex Monahan steps in, Millie knows this Tuesday is anything but normal. If you enjoy quirky dinosaur shapeshifter erotica, be sure to read Something Wicked This Way Comes.
Whipped Cream Surprise
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,740. Language: English. Published: February 17, 2018 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary, Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica
Once he was fully awake, the fun began. They'd share a pancake breakfast with coffee and whipped cream. Then watch the Vikings and the Bears, drink beer later, have a late dinner, have sex. Sometimes, have sex multiple times, and preferably in a different room each time. If you enjoy steaming erotica with quirky couples, be sure to read Whipped Cream Surprise.
Shadow of a Doubt
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,860. Language: English. Published: February 5, 2018 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » MILF, Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica
Not everyone rekindles a romance with their high school sweetheart. For Nate O’Brian, his young hearted belonged to his high school art teacher, Darla Johnson. But being with her never was an option. Nate still remembers her sweet smile, and the tight mini-skirts with black pantyhose she used to wear. Fast forward seventeen years…
The Sexy Umbrella of Doom
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 11,850. Language: English. Published: January 28, 2018 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary, Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
Rain marks the beginning of Charley Vaughn’s vacation. The kind of rain fit for an epic nap interrupted by coffee breaks. But no matter, Miami offers Charley endless fascination. But one look upwards into the transparent blue plastic, and Charley finds herself walking on the clouds with a strange and alluring man. Soon enough, they do a lot more than just walking.
Speed Dating Night
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 9,850. Language: English. Published: January 21, 2018 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor, Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica
At speed dating night, Bryan Bachelor must learn to navigate the three types of dates: too crazy, not crazy enough, and just right. Not that he wants to play this game of Goldilocks. Nobody does. At least he has choices—blond, brunette, and ginger.
 If you enjoy quirky humorous erotica, be sure to read Speed Dating Night.
After All These Years
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,360. Language: English. Published: January 15, 2018 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Romance, Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
Marissa owes the Wenakaga Sun a news story on Heath. But fifteen years after she first met him, the heartache still stings. Perhaps she owes herself something as well. If you enjoy sexy student-teacher erotica with a holiday twist, be sure to read After All These Years. Bonus story included: Creatures of Habit.
Dawn at the Sunset Corral
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,750. Language: English. Published: January 7, 2018 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Westerns/Cowboys, Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
Dawn Copperpot comes out to the creek by the Sunset Corral for only one reason. Well, two—to be by herself, and to masturbate. After a long morning of mucking out stables, Dawn needs the me-time. Armed with a shotgun, a couple of sex toys, and her imagination; she waits for the sunrise to have the perfect orgasm. But her imagination leads her to the memory of Nate Ramsey, the one who got away.
The Life of Candy
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,440. Language: English. Published: January 1, 2018 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor, Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
Candice just wants a fun night out with Brad. He holds doors open for her, touches her gently on the elbow, and pays for the dates. But at Abby’s Restaurant, where the tilapia tastes oddly like cod and wine is served in plastic cups, Candy longs for more with Brad. Much more? What will it take? A little candy, some condoms, and the age old question: “Your place or mine?”
The Northern Blow
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 24,490. Language: English. Published: October 28, 2017 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal, Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
Boy meets succubus, and they lived happily ever after. For the most part… Even with the car radiator at full blast, the snowless chill still takes a bite out of exposed skin. At the top of the bluffs, the wind blows extra strong, rocking the car back and forth. Darren Henley wonders why a strange blond woman sits in the passenger seat. He still loves Josie Chaplin. Doesn’t he?
Femme Phobia: A Dr. Jane Erotic Short Story
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,830. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2017 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary, Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica
The dark, clowns, and women—three things Jeremy Price fears. When he seeks out Dr. Jane Bernstein’s help, little choice remains but to face those fears one by one. But even in the safety of Dr. Jane’s office, that last fear can be paralyzing. Friendly, supportive, but certainly no sexual object, Dr. Jane treats Jeremy as an equal. As a person. Quirky cougar erotica.
Siren’s Garter: Issue Six
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 49,900. Language: English. Published: October 21, 2017 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal, Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
Every two months, Miriam F. Martin presents sizzling hot stories of romance and lust. Prepare to be tantalized and aroused with these erotic tales of adults who love sex. Warning: For consenting adults who like to laugh. Included in this volume: The Northern Blow (featured novella) Femme Phobia Speed Dating Night Shadow of a Doubt Something Wicked This Way Comes
Sapphic Phobia: A Dr. Jane Erotic Short Story
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,160. Language: English. Published: October 14, 2017 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Lesbian Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
Lana Bennett kept her expectations of the new sex therapist low, but she didn’t expect Dr. Jane Bernstein. A mousey little woman in a conservative brown suit and mauve mock-turtleneck sweater, hardly the sex goddess Lana thought she’d be seeing. If you enjoy quirky lesbian erotica about a older woman with a younger woman, be sure to read Sapphic Phobia.
So Much For Warrior Women
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,860. Language: English. Published: October 10, 2017 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Lesbian Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
One night. That’s all Susan asked for. And thankfully, she got it on Tuesday night. One night of ordering Chinese and binge watching Xena. With her favorite blanket, a quiet apartment without a stupid ex-girlfriend, and a bottle of whiskey for later, Susan can’t ask for more. If you enjoy quirky lesbian erotica, be sure to read So Much for Warrior Women.
Rainmaker: A Femme Elemental Erotic Novella
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 26,930. Language: English. Published: October 7, 2017 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Lesbian Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Action/Adventure
Once, in the Temple of Luna, the charcoal colored marble walls echoed with the sounds of laughter, mandolins, and ribald poetry. No more. Not since the drought devastated everything. Not since the Guardian, the tree in the center of the temple, became sick. If you enjoy erotic lesbian sword and sorcery, set in the tradition of Xena: Warrior Princess, be sure to read Rainmaker.
Siren's Garter: Issue Five
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 48,760. Language: English. Published: October 5, 2017 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Lesbian Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Action/Adventure
Every two months, Miriam F. Martin presents sizzling hot stories of romance and lust. Prepare to be tantalized and aroused with these erotic tales of adults who love sex. Warning: For consenting adults who like to laugh.
Stranded at the Witch’s House
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,930. Language: English. Published: September 30, 2017 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Lesbian Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
Late for Aunt Mirtle’s Thanksgiving dinner, Cassie can’t drive fast enough in the downpour. But when the roads turn icy, even ten miles per hour feels too fast. White knuckle grip on the steering wheel, soda spilled all over the front seat, Cassie just wants to change clothes and relax in front of a fire. A mysterious black cat completely derails her plans. Lesbian erotica with a holiday theme.
What Happens In the Copy Room: A Billionaire Dinosaur Erotic Short Story
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 9,090. Language: English. Published: September 21, 2017 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal, Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
Millie Samson comes to work with a half-eaten blueberry muffin in one hand and a hot coffee stain on her opposite boob. A perfect way to start Monday, the first day back from vacation. First order of business: empty the inbox. Then do the quarterly reviews. Until Rex Monahan, the dinosaur shapeshifter bossman, knocks on the door. If you enjoy MFF and dinosaurs, be sure to read this one.
Charging Her by the Hour
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,800. Language: English. Published: September 19, 2017 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
Allan came prepared to give Bethany what she needs. He’d do anything for her, his best friend, two steps short of being his girlfriend. But now, sitting in her living room, her breasts practically falling out of her tank top, the moment of truth arrives. Anything. But for writing Bethany’s college term paper, Allan won’t work for free.
Late Night at the Office
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 11,140. Language: English. Published: September 12, 2017 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor, Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
Quarter to midnight, and Stan wakes up at his office desk, computer paper stuck to his cheek, glued in place by drool and a sweaty five o’clock shadow. Tough life as an accountant during tax season. No time to nap on the job. Back to the grind for Stan. Until a woman in a black trenchcoat and red high heels steps into his office. If you enjoy quirky workplace erotica, be sure to read this one.
The Case of the Redheaded Mail Lady
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,670. Language: English. Published: September 5, 2017 by Hermit Muse Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Lesbian Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica
The perks of working at home: walking about in leopard print lingerie, drinking coffee, and waiting for a new sex toy to arrive. A marathon masturbation session tops the cake after the work and the waiting. What begins as an invitation to come out of the rain and share coffee, turns into so much more. If you enjoy humorous lesbian erotica, be sure to read The Case of the Redheaded Mail Lady.
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