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Location: United States
Member Since: Jan. 05, 2011

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Irene Watts

Biography

One could write a linear piece in which a person wakes, has breakfast and starts a day the likes of which is entirely founded in reality. Sure, the plot that unfolds in this story could evoke some little hint to the mystery of being… I prefer surrealistic metaphor, and I like it funny.

Absurdist, collagist, animator, wanderer. Works have been published and displayed in various small venues virtual and not.

ameliac.com productions
Brooklyn Historical Museum
Oregon Literary Review
Profane Scrod
White Sun Press
GoldFeder and Kahan Group
BlackBird Wine and Gallery
Amazon
youtube

Where to find Irene Watts online

Website: http://ameliac.com
Facebook: Facebook profile

Books

To Inhabit by Irene Watts
Price: $0.99 USD. 870 words. Published on January 8, 2011. Fiction.

(5.00 from 1 review)
Existential romp with chairs. Something essential is lost and subsequently sought for in the strangest places.

The Sun Shone by Irene Watts
Price: $0.99 USD. 3570 words. Published on January 8, 2011. Fiction.

(5.00 from 1 review)
An epic tale of release from the binds of blissful delusion, addiction and a very messy home filled with grand and unusual houseguests.

The Bizarre Tongue by Irene Watts
Price: $0.99 USD. 3570 words. Published on January 8, 2011. Fiction.

(5.00 from 1 review)
The hallowed birth, life and transcendence of a divine entity. The Bizarre Tongue is resplendent, omniscient and birds like Her too. She exists only a moment in linear time, often. It sells.

Crow's Nest by Irene Watts
Price: $0.99 USD. 2210 words. Published on January 8, 2011. Fiction.

(5.00 from 1 review)
A dark yet humorous tale of existential despair. A lost swimmer climbs aboard a black boat and becomes a source of entertainment for seasoned crew members grown pathologically bored with the infinite.

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Smashwords book reviews by Irene Watts

Rook: Allie's War, Book One on Jan. 12, 2011

Action-packed apocalyptic Alice Through the Looking Glass. Rook moves through an alien and militaristic chess match at an exciting clip without glossing the depth and pathos of its players. Andrijeski has brought us a timely and epic vision of the battle between good and evil. ~Irene Watts, Author
Shield: Allie's War, Book Two on Jan. 30, 2011

Remarkable story... not a book to set aside easily.