Michael Patrick Lewis


I am a normal person. There is absolutely nothing abnormal about me.

Smashwords Interview

What inspires you to get out of bed each day?
My baby girl, who is one year old. Although, 'inspires' isn't really the word I would use. More like 'forces.' If it were up to me, I would stay in bed pretty much all day. Sleep is good, don't you think?
What is your writing process?
I vomit onto the page, and then clean up the ugly bits.
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Price: Free! Words: 2,450. Language: English. Published: May 28, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Literature » Literary criticism
Will the writer be able to make word count and still make every word count? Or will the bad guy do something bad? Find out in this action-packed thrill-ride! (The writer assumes no liability on the contents of this crap. Read at your own risk, and if you wipe your butt with it, may you get a paper cut. That’s all I have to say about that.)
Preferred Rewards
Price: Free! Words: 52,800. Language: English. Published: April 24, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica
Troy has just moved off to college, where he falls head over heels for the hottest girl in town. Unreciprocated, he ends up finding something even more beautiful in her roommate. Soon, a relationship flourishes, but their love grows turbulent after a while, and he has to make a choice between what's in front of him, or what lies down the road.
Shines Before You - Episode 1 - Not the Bad Guys
Price: Free! Words: 51,630. Language: English. Published: March 29, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
In a rivalry between two of the greediest, wealthiest, and most powerful corporations, a quest for dominance descends into a global war. For those caught in the middle, every choice is a matter of survival.

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Smashwords book reviews by Michael Patrick Lewis

  • Ziora's Surprise on April 30, 2015

    This is a really cute little story, very creative. I like her style and language use
  • Cosmic Tales 13: Field Trip on May 02, 2015

    Cute story, not long. I DLed it because I was looking for a good laugh. I didn’t find it very funny, but it was alright. The writing style is good, and the pacing is well done, I might look at the rest of the series
  • Dane Curse on Aug. 25, 2015

    This book had me on the edge of my seat. Matt gave me a free copy in exchange for an honest review. After reading the first 20% give or take, I knew I liked it enough to give a proper five stars, and so I did on Amazon, thinking I could put it down and move on to the next one in my queue. Two days later, at about 3:00 in the morning, I finished reading the rest of it (so much for my queue). The Good: All of it. The dialog, the suspense, the world, the cheesy detective talk that makes you feel like you're in some old dick tracy flick, and I love, love, LOVE the action sequences. The main man is just so freaking scrappy, it's just wonderful The Bad: It IS a bit graphic, in the violence department. So this is definitely not for the faint of heart. If you’re not afraid of a little blood and guts, read on. If you are, then you might want to pass. The Ugly: none. It was beautiful.