'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE DUKE MANFIST SAVED CHRISTMAS by Phil Elmore
Approx. 25,540 words.
Published on December 11, 2012 by
Santa Claus is running low on ammunition... and running out of time. When Claus is seriously injured attempting to deliver the last present of the Christmas season, ownership of the holidays could fall to a series of lesser-known, culturally stereotypical, incongruously anthropomorphic characters.
It's up to Duke Manfist, the world's manliest action hero, to set things right.