Janno Jones

Biography

Janno Jones has a healthy imagination and likes to write funny, naughty books. These stories are about adults and for adults. They are not intended for minors. If you're an adult, though, and you like your erotica with some humor mixed in, enjoy! By the way, I'm on YouTube here: https://www.youtube.com/user/jannojones and I'm on Google Plus here: https://plus.google.com/u/0/111486734673758856611/about

Smashwords Interview

What is your writing process?
I like to think up ideas in bed. I'm very relaxed then, and the ideas flow naturally. Once I get an idea, I store in it my memory bank for later. The next time I get to my computer I take that idea as a starting point and I write fast and furiously. I just try to get as many words down as possible. Then I go back later and revise it. Revisions are a lot of fun when you're writing erotica -- you keep coming up with new ways to make the story more exciting!
Do you remember the first story you ever read, and the impact it had on you?
I read anything I could get my hands on as a kid. I had strict parents, so there was no erotica in the house. There was a small forest near my neighborhood, and I used to find discarded Playboy magazines there when I was young; the pictures were amazing, of course, but I really did read the interviews and stories too!
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Where to find Janno Jones online


Books

MILF Soup
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,840. Language: English. Published: July 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
Joe's Aunt Beulah mixes up a magical soup that turns his girlfriend Toni into a chubby, sexy MILF who likes wearing skintight, tacky clothes and talking with a Russian accent. She has sex on her mind all the time, and Joe is worried she'll embarrass him at the college where he teaches. Instead, Toni makes all the professors very happy with her oral skills!
The Hunger Bakery, Book 2
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,140. Language: English. Published: June 12, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Occult
Something is very wrong at Arnie's bakery. The donuts he makes with some bewitched flour have horrific effects. They give women a ravenous appetite that makes them gain weight. Lots of weight, fast. Meanwhile, Arnie is losing weight and energy, but he has a constant raging erection. An erotic horror story with an ending that will make your heart race and chill your bones.
Bimbo Maker 10
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Series: Bimbo Maker, Book 10. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,040. Language: English. Published: May 3, 2014. Category: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
In this installment of the Bimbo Maker series, the world is being attacked by aliens in the form of bimbos. The only thing that can save the planet is the Bimbo Maker formula, which will turn the aliens back into their disgusting green shapes and explode them. But that means turning every woman in Los Angeles into a blonde bimbo! Will LA turn into Bimbo City? Read this ebook and find out!
The Hunger Bakery, Book 1
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,860. Language: English. Published: March 31, 2014. Category: Fiction » Erotica » General
The Hunger Bakery" is a series with female weight gain, sex, and good, old-fashioned horror. If you like big women who love to eat, you'll enjoy "The Hunger Bakery". Arnie's bakery is losing business to a competitor. One day he gets a visit from a strange woman who sells him a bag of sweet-smelling flour. Arnie uses it to mix up a batch of donuts, and he finds that women can't stop eating them!
Sexy Giant 5
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Series: Sexy Giant, Book 5. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,770. Language: English. Published: January 31, 2014. Category: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
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In the fifth book of the Sexy Giant series our hero Jack Scoggins is now king, but he finds that his giant female subjects are sexually frustrated, and they want more "little" humans to climb up the penis plant and satisfy them. Jack agrees to their demands, but this time it's a woman who climbs up the plant, not a man. She has no intention of being a sex toy; but does she have a choice?
Touch Me!
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,350. Language: English. Published: December 20, 2013. Category: Fiction » Erotica » Romance
(4.00)
Lani has a fetish for fabrics; the feel of fabric on her skin gives her erotic sensations. She works in the fashion industry, which keeps her in a state of heightened excitement. One day a co-worker named Paul asks her out for drinks. This is a tale of raw passion, of an encounter that opens Lani up to new vistas of sexual fulfillment. She has met a man who understands the power of touch
Bimbo Bundle 2
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 18,850. Language: English. Published: December 14, 2013. Category: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
Here's the second bundle of Bimbo fun! It's a collection of the second four Bimbo Maker books, with the further adventures of Philbert and Tim, the guys who invented the Bimbo Maker formula that turns women into sex-mad bimbos with massive breasts and an insatiable desire to suck on male members! It's a sexy good time with a new twist: Bimbo Panties!
Bimbo Maker 9
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Series: Bimbo Maker, Book 9. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,150. Language: English. Published: December 5, 2013. Category: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
(5.00)
The 9th installment of the popular Bimbo Maker series finds our heroes Philbert and Tim opening a lingerie store in Castrato City, the most sexually repressed city in America. Their secret weapon is that they're selling Bimbo Panties, and there's a packet of Bimbo Maker formula in each pair. Whenever one of the man-hating citizens of Castrato City puts a pair on she turns into a sex-crazed bimbo!
Sexy Giant 4
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Series: Sexy Giant, Book 4. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,360. Language: English. Published: November 3, 2013. Category: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
In Book 4 of the Sexy Giant series our hero Jack Scoggins decides he's through being the sex toy of the giantess Mistress Sylvie. Sylvie retaliates by putting him in a chastity device, then driving him mad with sexual desire for her and her giantess girlfriends. It's a sexy, funny tale that involves girdles, drunken giantesses, and lots of horny fun!
Warming The Ice Queen
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,090. Language: English. Published: October 26, 2013. Category: Fiction » Erotica » BDSM
(5.00)
One Saturday night at the gym Harry Jones meets a beautiful blonde who has an icy, haughty attitude, but a secret submissive streak. Harry finds out he can dominate her, and she'll obey his orders. He has a wild sex session with her, then finds out she's a local TV weather person, Kelly Frost. Some BDSM, humilation, clothed man/naked woman. This is Book One of the series.
Sexy Giant Bundle
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 25,230. Language: English. Published: September 14, 2013. Category: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
(5.00)
It's a big beautiful bundle of Sexy Giant stories! Here are four of the popular Sexy Giant stories, all bundled together. Sexy Giant is a retelling of the Jack And The Beanstalk story, only this time the giant Jack meets is a hot number named Mistress Sylvie. She's 70 feet of curves, and more woman than Jack can handle! It's a lusty adventure with plenty of laughs and hot giant love!
Bimbo Maker 8
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Series: Bimbo Maker, Book 8. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,640. Language: English. Published: April 13, 2013. Category: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
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The eighth installment of the popular Bimbo Maker series finds our heroes Philbert and Tim hawking their Enviro Panties at a national Public Radio convention. The crowd of politically correct folks has no idea that those panties are filled with Bimbo Maker formula, and all hell breaks loose when the skinny, sexless women try the panties on -- and turn into sex-mad Bimbos!
Bimbo Bundle 1
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 17,370. Language: English. Published: March 25, 2013. Category: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
Here it is, the first four Bimbo Maker books rolled into one! It's a sexy, rollicking good time as Philbert Morrison, science nerd, creates a formula that turns women into big breasted blonde bimbos who care only about one thing -- getting into the pants of the nearest man!
Sexy Giant 3
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Series: Sexy Giant, Book 3. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,270. Language: English. Published: January 11, 2013. Category: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
(5.00)
The third installment of the Sexy Giant series finds our hero Jack being made into a sex toy for the amusement of Mistress Sylvie and her giantess girlfriends. Jack is dressed in a scuba diving suit and he dives deep inside Sylvie and her friends, giving them one orgasm after another. It's sex party time in the giantess castle, and Jack is the guest of honor!
Sexy Giant 2
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Series: Sexy Giant, Book 2. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,180. Language: English. Published: December 8, 2012. Category: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
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The further adventures of Jack Scoggins, who climbed a very erect plant in his backyard and found himself in the castle of Mistress Sylvie, a giantess who has randy designs on Jack. Mistress Sylvie is big and beautiful, and she has skin like cream and breasts like mountains. She puts Jack to work pleasuring her, and then her girlfriends arrive for more fun!
Bimbo Maker 7
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Series: Bimbo Maker, Book 7. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,500. Language: English. Published: October 26, 2012. Category: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
(4.00)
Philbert and Tim are on the run from the ladies of WANK (Women Against Naughty Kinkiness), who want to shut down production of the Bimbo Maker formula. The boys flee to a remote island, but the man-hating WANKers find them and attack. Philbert manages to turn them all into sex-crazed bimbos, but it's only a temporary solution. What will he do? Hint: It involves a new invention called Bimbo Panties
Bimbo Maker 6
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Series: Bimbo Maker, Book 6. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,770. Language: English. Published: July 17, 2012. Category: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
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In this installment Philbert and Tim start a business selling the Bimbo Maker product as a sex aid. It's a huge success, and men everywhere are turning their wives into bimbos. Women's groups protest, and the boys are called to testify at a Senate hearing. Is this the end for Bimbo Maker? Things look bad until somebody spikes the water supply with Bimbo Maker. That's when the fun starts!
Ashley's Awakening
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,810. Language: English. Published: July 6, 2012. Category: Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica
(5.00)
Ashley is a newlywed who is frustrated because her husband Bill seems uninterested in sex. They're in a strange town, Bill is away on business a lot, and Ashley is sex-starved. She goes to a party at her neighbor's house and meets Brad, a handsome construction worker. Ashley gets tipsy and starts kissing Brad, and his kisses enflame her passion. She feels sexy and alive: now the fun starts.
Bimbo Maker 5
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Series: Bimbo Maker, Book 5. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,320. Language: English. Published: June 9, 2012. Category: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
(4.00)
Philbert the nerd has invented a formula that turns women into big-breasted bimbos. In this episode of the Bimbo Maker series Philbert and his friend Tim test the formula on Tim's mother and her friends -- with hilarious results! The women turn into big-breasted, big-assed bimbos, and they're obsessed with sex. It's an orgy of fun as the bimbos attack every man in sight and bring them to climax.
Sexy Giant
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Series: Sexy Giant, Book 1. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,940. Language: English. Published: May 22, 2012. Category: Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica
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In this sexy retelling of the Jack And The Beanstalk story, young Jack climbs the beanstalk and finds a castle with a giantess in it, and she's one sexy mama! She proceeds to drop our hero down her blouse so he can play with her enormous boobies, and much fun ensues. Jack has wild adventures hidden in the clothes of the giantess and her maid Mimi.
Bimbo Maker 4
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Series: Bimbo Maker, Book 4. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,710. Language: English. Published: May 4, 2012. Category: Fiction » Erotica » General
(4.00)
Philbert Morrison puts his Bimbo Maker formula into the water supply at a fashion show, turning the ultra-skinny models into big-breasted goddesses whose growing bodies burst out of their clothes right on the catwalk. There's another twist, also: the girls now have super sensitive butts, and they get uncontrollable orgasms from merely having their asses touched. It's an orgy of bimboes backstage!
Bimbo Maker 3
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Series: Bimbo Maker, Book 3. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,990. Language: English. Published: April 20, 2012. Category: Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica
(4.00)
Somebody spiked the punch at the marching band banquet, and it turns every woman in the room into a big-breasted, big-assed bimbo, who has shuddering, squealing orgasms whenever her ass is touched. Book Three of the Bimbo Maker series finds our hero Philbert Morrison making changes in his secret formula, and this time it gives women a powerful new erotic zone -- their butt!
Bimbo Maker 2
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Series: Bimbo Maker, Book 2. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,340. Language: English. Published: January 13, 2012. Category: Fiction » Erotica » General
(3.50)
The second installment of the Bimbo Maker series, this book follows the adventures of Philbert Morrison, science nerd, as he experiments with his Bimbo Maker formula. Bimbo Maker is a special formula that tinkers with atoms on the quantum level and turns ordinary girls into squealing, big-breasted bimbos who LOVE oral sex.
Mistress Sally, Book Four
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 4,050. Language: English. Published: December 2, 2011. Category: Fiction » Erotica » General
(4.00)
The fourth book in the Mistress Sally series, and this is the one where Sally starts recruiting and training women to be dominant goddesses who feminize their husbands in preparation for taking over the world. She turns thousands of women into steely, muscular dominas who transform their hubbies into panty-wearing sissies who will be parading down New York's Fifth Avenue soon.
Bimbo Maker
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Series: Bimbo Maker, Book 1. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,040. Language: English. Published: November 23, 2011. Category: Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica
(3.50)
Philbert is 18 but he's never been kissed. He's a science nerd who decides to create a nanotech device that will work on the quantum level to change women into squealing, big-breasted bimbos. He puts his device in his teacher's water bottle, and the results are astonishing! Before long his prim, fussy English teacher is transformed into a blonde bimbo -- and so are the rest of the girls!
Mistress Sally, Book Three
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Series: Mistress Sally, Book 3. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 4,300. Language: English. Published: November 8, 2011. Category: Fiction » Erotica » Gay Erotica
(4.00)
Book Three in the series about Mistress Sally, who turns her husband Henry Fitzwinkle into a panty-wearing sissy, who minces around in frilly dresses and ruffly panties all day long and wants nothing more than to play with other sissies. In this book, Sally shows other women how to turn their husbands into sissies, and she puts on a fashion show where all the sissies get to prance around.
Mistress Sally, Book Two
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Series: Mistress Sally, Book 2. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 2,860. Language: English. Published: October 10, 2011. Category: Fiction » Erotica » Gay Erotica
(4.00)
This is Book Two of the popular series about Sally Blunt, who turns her husband Henry Fitzwinkle into a panty-wearing sissy boy. In this book, darlings, Sally crushes Henry's will and makes him mince about in a maid's uniform. Henry fills out his panties nicely, like a good little sissy. Sally gets more dominant all the time, and Henry becomes more of a sissy slave in each book.
Mistress Sally
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Series: Mistress Sally, Book 1. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 2,870. Language: English. Published: September 17, 2011. Category: Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica
(4.00)
This is the story of how Henry Fitzwinkle became a panty-wearing sissy boy and his wife Sally Blunt became Mistress Sally, who stripped men’s masculinity from them faster than a sissy boy can put on a pair of ruffled panties.
Mandy's Seduction
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 2,740. Language: English. Published: March 8, 2011. Category: Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
(4.00)
Mandy is a spoiled rich girl who gets spanked by Madam Duchamp, the sexy and mysterious owner of the boutique where Mandy works. Mandy gets an education across Madam's knee, and learns there's more in store from a sexy construction worker named Brad.

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Smashwords book reviews by Janno Jones

  • Inappropriate Behaviour and Other Stories on Aug. 15, 2012

    I really enjoyed this book. I like my erotica spiced with humor, and there are plenty of laughs in these stories. It's hard to pick a favorite, but the perverted prince who plays with Sleeping Beauty while she's out cold is a classic. Imagine his surprise when she wakes up to find him having his way with her, and instead of being mad, she has some horny suggestions of her own! These are all sexy reads, but they're also very creative twists on the age old theme of getting your rocks off.
  • Inappropriate Behaviour and Other Stories on Aug. 15, 2012
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    This book was a joy to read. I like sexy stories that have a sense of humor, and there are plenty of laughs in this book. It's hard to pick a favorite, but the perverted prince who has his way with Sleeping Beauty is especially funny (and sexy). Imagine the prince's surprise when Sleeping Beauty wakes up to find him having his way with her, and instead of getting mad she has a few randy suggestions of her own! The stories are well-written and very creative, and lots of fun to read. Highly recommended.
  • Improper Improvisations 1 on Sep. 18, 2012

    This is another collection of highly imaginative erotic tales from Aussiescribbler. I am amazed at the highways and byways of this author's imagination. There is humor and eroticism here, but also some horror elements. I was genuinely afraid reading the story about the spelunkers trapped in the cavern. The word "Precious" will forever after put fear in my heart, after reading that one. Other stories are funny, especially the porno remake of the classic Blue Angel film. This book is an entertaining read, and I highly recommend it.
  • Tit for Tat on Nov. 04, 2013

    A funny, sexy story about a young man and his friendly neighbor who, it turns out, enjoys two things as much as he does: collecting and sex. It's a playful look at what could happen if a voluptuous female with a free and easy attitude towards sex moves in next door to a very horny guy. I like the sex, but also the playful banter between these two. The characters are very accessible and fun to get to know.