Location: United States
Member Since:
Dec. 11, 2014
Jason Offutt
Books
How to Kill Monsters Using Common Household Items
by Jason Offutt
Price:
$5.99 USD.
Words: 39,240.
Language:
English.
Published: January 13, 2015
by
Permuted.
Categories:
Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Horror » General
The greatest threat facing the human race is monsters. Vampires, werewolves, space aliens, gnomes; we can't open the front door without facing our doom. "How to Kill Monsters Using Common Household Items" is a must-have homeowner defense manual for eliminating monsters easily, effectively, and sometimes with a No. 2 pencil. Or maybe a chainsaw. Whichever’s closer.