Jay-Mat Hornetoad

Biography

Jay-Mat Hornetoad has been a lover of laughter since the day of his birth when the joke would be on his mother, he was two weeks late, and has remained a pain in the ass ever since! Each work of literature he creates is based on the same principle a dear friend of his revealed to him as a young man, if you can just learn to laugh at it, it has no power over you. Born in Jackson, Mississippi on the 1st day of December during 1980, he surprisingly found his way out of the womb, and has been soaking up all the laughter he can handle.

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Books

A Relic of Remedies
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 2,750. Language: English. Published: September 30, 2011 by Jay M Horne. Category: Nonfiction » New Age » Magic
Remedies are one thing that everyone hears throughout their lives but never writes down. When the time comes that you need one, you can never seem to re-call what exactly it was. I was lucky enough to keep a notebook with me as I grew up, carefully recording each odd brew or concoction that I came across.
The Mind Is A Funny Thing
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 6,240. Language: English. Published: March 5, 2011 by Jay M Horne. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
A hilarious collection of sarcastic remarks and modern one-liners. A quick reference guide to getting the upper-hand in conversation. Laugh your ass off.