Joan Reeves
Biography
Hello! I'm Joan Reeves!
I write funny, sexy, romances because I think the world needs more love and laughter. And passion! And committed relationships! If you want to read about two people who, against all odds, discover that they are made for each other, then I'm your girl!
TOP 10 REASONS TO BUY A BOOK BY JOAN REEVES
10. Joan Reeves writes funny! Duh! *g*
9. Joan Reeves writes sexy! Another Duh! *g*
8. Joan Reeves is an overnight success, and it only took her 25 years to be proclaimed as one!
7. Joan Reeves writes books that are like a "little vacation between the covers of a book."
6. Joan Reeves has a daughter getting married next spring. She can use the bucks. Seriously, do you know how much weddings cost?
5. Joan Reeves believes in the Weed Whacker Theory of Success. "Life is a big field of weeds. In the center of this giant patch of weeds is something we want--something called success. We're all on paths that resemble the spokes of a wheel, trying to get to the hub. Some of us have machetes, some have riding lawn mowers." Me? I'm armed with a rusty pocket knife. Or so it seems. I need all the help I can get. Buy my book! Pretty please?
4. Joan Reeves is basically lazy. If you don't buy her books, she'll stop writing and while away the hours reading her competitors' books, watching WHAT NOT TO WEAR (she could be a poster girl), cheesy sci fi movies, BUFFY reruns, and THE CLOSER--just to name a few of her TV addictions. Then she'll gain 50 pounds from eating Ding Dongs (required snack of The Closer), mope around the house complaining that she's fat, spend all her remaining book sale money on a new wardrobe, refuse to wear the new clothes because they're ugly, join a nudist colony, and get expelled because she'll do nothing but gripe and moan all day and who wants to see a naked fat woman complaining about how she could have been a contender?
3. Joan Reeves writes stories that will make you feel good.
2. Joan Reeves needs a new pair of shoes. Some of those really cute round-toe Mary Jane's at DSW and maybe a pair of gold evening shoes because they're so darn sexy. But, she can't support her shoe addiction without book sales.
1. Joan Reeves writes stories that will leave you with a smile on your face.
What makes me different as a writer? Though we are all different on the outside, on the inside, we all share the same human desires and emotions. My job as a writer is to appeal to those human emotions. I sometimes think professional writers do this well because, as F. Scott Fitzgerald pointed out, "A writer isn't just one person. He (she) is a whole lot of people trying to be one person."
Have a question or comment? Email: Joan at JoanReeves dot com (put REAL LIVE PERSON) in the Subject Box. I invite you to visit my websites: http://SlingWords.blogspot.com and http://www.JoanReeves.com.
Thank you for your consideration! In closing, I leave you with my Vision Statement, wise words by which I live.
"It's never too late to live happily ever after."
Thank you for your consideration! Happy Reading and Best Wishes!
Joan Reeves
Where to find Joan Reeves online
Where to buy in print
Books
Nobody's Cinderella
by Joan Reeves
Price: $2.99 USD. 68480 words.
Published on December 14, 2011. Fiction.
Darcy Benton is the oldest cliche in the world--a woman in love with her boss Chase Whitaker, and she isn't even on his radar.
But Darcy's meddling, matchmaking BFF has a plan to transform Darcy into a hottie designed to make Chase sit up and take notice. All it takes? A couple of lies and a wish on a star.
Darcy should have heeded the old advice: be careful what you wish for!
Old Enough To Know Better
by Joan Reeves
Price: $3.99 USD. 66090 words.
Published on November 30, 2011. Fiction.
A funny, sexy romance to warm your heart.
Stormy Clarkson is crushing on totally gorgeous, sexy Sean Butler, owner of Sierra Verde Winery.
Sean's been after her for six months, but she's resisted every advance. She can't risk another mistake. Sean scares her because of the way he makes her feel. Then, one night he kisses her.
That kiss changes everything!
Romeo and Judy Anne
by Joan Reeves
Price: $2.99 USD. 99930 words.
Published on July 27, 2011. Fiction.
Judy Anne Palmer is desperate to get a life! She was always a good girl who never did anything bad. Ever. And look where it got her! One night she decides to indulge in a liberating night of passion--liberating her from the stigma of being the oldest living virgin north of the Rio Grande.
Heartwarming truths and small town charm are the backdrop for Book 2 of Texas One Night Stands.
Written Wisdom: Quotation-Inspired Essays (A Best of SlingWords Collection)
by Joan Reeves
Price: $2.99 USD. 23280 words.
Published on June 23, 2011. Nonfiction.
Do you love a good quotation? Wise or witty words uttered by famous people? When writers use an insightful quotation in a blog post or article, it's like "kicking it up another notch."
Written Wisdom, compiled from the best of the quotation-inspired essays, 2005-2010, on SlingWords, a blog by best-selling ebook author Joan Reeves, offers encouragement, wisdom and wit.
Jane (I'm Still Single) Jones
by Joan Reeves
Price: $2.99 USD. 56760 words.
Published on May 31, 2011. Fiction.
What could be worse for Jane Louise Jones, a former high school beauty queen who never landed the only man she ever loved than attending a 10-year high school reunion in a small town just south of nowhere.
With her high school secret love wooing her, a Hollywood starlet chasing him, and an old boyfriend's plotting, Jane and Morgan Sherwood must fight the desire that smolders between them.
Still The One
by Joan Reeves
Price: $2.99 USD. 53800 words.
Published on May 11, 2011. Fiction.
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join love & laughter in a sexy romance with a chick lit attitude!
Special low price on a previously print-published book. Bonus Features and Linked Table of Contents.
This funny romance shows that when there's love, passion never dies, it just smolders away until you throw gasoline on it!
Don't miss Burke and Ally's marriage of inconvenience!
Just One Look
by Joan Reeves
Price: $2.99 USD. 52940 words.
Published on April 5, 2011. Fiction.
A sexy romp of a romantic comedy where payback is smoking hot and funny! Special low price for limited time! Bonus Features!
What would you do if the gynecologist subbing for your regular doctor turned out to be your old high school crush? Dr. Jennifer Monroe does what any normal, well-adjusted woman would do. She makes an excuse, dives into her clothes, and flees! And the fun and games begin.
Joan Reeves’s tag cloud
Joan Reeves's favorite authors on Smashwords