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Location: United States
Member Since: July 25, 2009

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J.A. Kazimer

Biography

In the dark spaces of j.a.kazimer's bookcase, hidden behind literary classic and the occasional book of poetry (unread, of course), is a well-loved collection of crime fiction, mystery, urban fantasies, suspense, thrillers, romance and humorous novels.

When j.a. isn't reading, she spend her time writing with a dark comic twist.

Originally from Cleveland, Ohio, she escaped at a young age, and now lives in Denver, Colorado, where she received a master's degree in forensic psychology, and has worked as a PI, bartender, and most recently at the Jack Kerouac School of Disembodied Poetics.

Where to find J.A. Kazimer online

Website: http://www.juliekazimer.com
Twitter: jakazimer

Facebook: Facebook profile
Blog: http://jakazimer.blogspot.com/

Where to buy in print

http://www.juliekazimer.com

Books

F***ed Up Fairy Tale News by J.A. Kazimer
Price: Free! 4970 words. Published on April 4, 2012. Fiction.

(4.00 from 1 review)
News stories from the #1 source in celebrity fairy tale news. Learn about Little Bo Peeps arrest for indecent exposure. Read the obituary for This Little Piggy. Follow the antics of Prince Charming. All stories are based on the award winning novel, CURSES! A F***ed Up Fairy Tale.

Sex with a Shooting Star by J.A. Kazimer
Price: Free! 2230 words. Published on October 3, 2011. Fiction.
From The Junkie Tales collection comes a short story about sex, love, and the secrets we keep. Benjamin Coleman is in love. Jodie Dean has a secret. Will either survive sex with a shooting star?

Stolen Kidneys, Dead Hookers & Other Nursery Crimes by J.A. Kazimer
Price: $0.99 USD. 13840 words. Published on December 5, 2010. Fiction.
Stolen Kidneys, Dead Hookers & Other Nursery Crimes is a funny short story collection by author j.a. kazimer featuring tales published in a wide variety of magazines and journals. Some tales are the retelling of urban legends, while others focus on twisting nursery rhymes for the reader’s perverse pleasure.

The Junkie Tales by J.A. Kazimer
Price: $2.99 USD. 18670 words. Published on October 11, 2010. Fiction.

(1.00 from 1 review)
Love, lies and Methadone. From suburbia to the back alleys of New York City comes a collection of previous published short stories by j.a.kazimer. The Junkie Tales offers a voyeuristic glimpse into the world of a heroin user. The tales are gritty, urban, sometimes humorous and always twisted.

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