Location: United States
Member Since: Feb. 03, 2012
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UCPoika


Biography

My youth is greater than my age. I live in a small apartment with my cat Tiger in Northern Minnesota. She thinks I'm a god but I am not, not really. I am an avid writer. I don't quite know what an "avid" is but I am sure I can write one, if I haven't already.

Where to find UCPoika online

Website: http://sites.google.com/site/johnfcarver
Facebook: Facebook profile
Blog: http://northwoodsabider.blogspot.com/

Books

Zombie President    by UCPoika 
Price: Free! 650 words. Published on March 18, 2012. Fiction.
(1.00 from 1 review)
During the final stages of the zombies' success on earth the quality of life for the undead takes a downward turn. This is a brief look at the sad state of that situation as seen from inside the president of the United State's family; President Acloch being somewhat less than eminently involved.
Poems of the Spirit    by UCPoika 
Price: $2.99 USD. 9310 words. Published on February 29, 2012. Fiction.
These are over 70 poems from the spirit which does not always mean from God's Spirit but sometimes from my own. With that said I invite you to get to know this very personal part of my life, and hope you may find it a part of your life as well.
Two Loving    by UCPoika 
Price: $2.99 USD. 8150 words. Published on February 28, 2012. Fiction.
Love Poems mostly, with the occasional romantic poem tastefully done all the way from the heart of the poet. From the heart's cry LET ME LOVE ONLY YOU to Why Do I Love You? You will enjoy the journey.
The Whole Pie of Life    by UCPoika 
Price: $2.99 USD. 12230 words. Published on February 28, 2012. Fiction.
96 poems from my life that explain what my world is, and was. It keeps changing as I change, and like me it doesn't want to become any certain thing, ever.
Knowing Nature    by UCPoika 
Price: $2.99 USD. 7990 words. Published on February 27, 2012. Fiction.
(4.00 from 1 review)
There is a lot to be gained from knowing Nature in its many ways. This is just 64 nature poems to help me share what I have learned from Nature.
Mostly Just Thinking    by UCPoika 
Price: $2.99 USD. 3860 words. Published on February 27, 2012. Fiction.
Thought provoking poetry about things from muses to thoughts themselves considering the nature of the world and the world of rhyme on the way.
The Towns End    by UCPoika 
Price: $2.99 USD. 23600 words. Published on February 21, 2012. Fiction.
Zombies have taken over the world but one man, Windslow Beoba stands in opposition to Lucifer Townsend's covert takeover plans because he also has special powers having been born the night Halley's Comet came so close to earth in the early 20th century. Entire Book.
More than Meets the Eye    by UCPoika 
Price: $4.99 USD. 11030 words. Published on February 9, 2012. Fiction.
In this cryptic tale a blind woman's nephew learns to look at things with more than just his eyes, and instead with his heart and mind also, using his eyes as tools rather than a gift while the pair act as agents looking for a man who has died, and yet appears to have been born anew. Nearly every word may be a clue it is so much fun.
Massacre in the State Hospital    by UCPoika 
Price: $12.99 USD. 75560 words. Published on February 8, 2012. Fiction.
Willie, a psychically gifted member of a group of mental patients at Brainerd State Hospital chronicles the lives of patients in his ward, interacts with the others, reveals a murderous psychotic who is bent on slaughtering people at the hospital, following Walter Recusant's activities as events unfold toward a remarkable finish where the truth about Willie becomes known. 2 very different cases.
No Name Corpse    by UCPoika 
Price: $3.99 USD. 7960 words. Published on February 8, 2012. Fiction.
A man jumps in front of James R. Tuisins' car in a tourist's town. What's the scoop when it turns out his identity is a fraud. Jimmy gets popular with Misa the most beautiful girl in the neighborhood because of what happens in this rich psychological thriller where you meet the characters and get to know the area's character too.
Where Hell Began    by UCPoika 
Price: $9.99 USD. 60060 words. Published on February 7, 2012. Fiction.
(4.00 from 1 review)
Tobin Walker begins his "adult life" at thirteen, walking away from his parents farm in Nebraska in the early 1900's and the journey begins up to and including his travel due to the Great Depression, through hardships of many kinds but none like the one in the end of the book, a shocking finish! No it is not about the man on the cover that is a drawing of another man not fictionalized in here.
This Is the End    by UCPoika 
Price: $9.99 USD. 53850 words. Published on February 3, 2012. Fiction.
Writer Chase L. Aughter attempts to put an end to alien advances in taking over the earth by getting his life long rival Cap Churd to blow himself up and the future of the alien advances with him. A romantic triangle evolves with surprising results and the resulting child becomes the prize for the aliens or three different types right here in Northern Minnesota where absolutely nada happens.

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Smashwords book reviews by UCPoika

  • Undead Dining on March 18, 2012
    star star star
    Interesting little story with different twist on zombies.