UC Poika

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My youth is greater than my age. I live in a small apartment with my cat Tiger in Northern Minnesota. She thinks I'm a god but I am not, not really. I am an avid writer. I don't quite know what an "avid" is but I am sure I can write one, if I haven't already.
I love to write but can't believe I will ever write a 2-400,000 word novel. I love shorter novels and my hope is that you will too. I live in a city in the middle of the northwoods of Minnesota with my cat in a fun little apartment that suits our needs, Tigerless and mine. She is a fourteen year old oarnge tiger cat with a lovable nature who sometimes watches me write, not as often now as she used to but she does. I think she thinks I am God and I can't help myself, I approve. After 14 novels and counting as well as several if not many shorter eBooks though many of my full lengthed books are also available as eBooks. My life is writing. I can't stop! Sometimes I wish I could but I am a hopeless addict who was once turned down from Writers Annonymous. I am a very private individual and I am surprised I wrote so much about myself. I hope then this helps us get acquainted. And, I also hope you enjoy any or all of my books. Send me a message at my email address and I will be glad to help you find any or all books I have written.

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A Poetic Odyssey
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Price: Free! Words: 17,790. Language: English. Published: March 20, 2012 and represented by UC Poika. Category: Fiction » Poetry » Contemporary Poetry
Great poems to entertain and enjoy. If you like songs,rhyming couplets, ballads, and even what the author calls story poems, enjoy them here.

Books

Facade the Ultimate Affair
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Price: Free! Words: 61,370. Language: English. Published: February 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias
In this science fiction book UC Poika in his well established format takes the reader into the life of psychic Jaden Carter and the writing of his own book about the futuristic Oil Wars wherein the world's leaders fight to the last drop of oil and ruining any credibility they ever had to justify their legitimacy as rulers in a breakdown of political confidence.
Delete This and Other Stories
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Price: Free! Words: 61,020. Language: English. Published: February 24, 2013. Category: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
A dozen of my most popular stories like the Delete series and Sticlebacks and Zombie President on many subjects from Christ to the Devil, and from metafiction to the alien zombies. I know you will enjoy.
Dumpster Child
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Price: Free! Words: 50,220. Language: English. Published: February 5, 2013. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller
Christie Ann Francis goes to an abortion clinic and after her abortion discovers a baby in their dumpster, falls in love with the little girl that looks exactly like her, and decides to raise it as her own. With a dreamlike quality the story progresses to an unexpected ending. Much tragedy and turmoil later the story ends on a positive note as the spirit prevails in the end.
Sticklebacks
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Price: Free! Words: 1,250. Language: English. Published: December 27, 2012. Category: Fiction » Christian » Short stories
Salvation: Even sticklebacks need it. A story about a young boy who sets out to save minnows out of pond being reclaimed for farming sunflowers, but winds up saving a lot more than anyone expected. Now who'll save the sticklebacks?
A Time in the Future
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Price: Free! Words: 27,430. Language: American English. Published: December 18, 2012. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Family
A man sets out to tell stories to his family that they may learn things from them, and winds up sounding like a prophet. He later finds out he is going to die of a rare disease, and asks his wife's life long friend to care for his family after he is gone, and even sanctions his spouse's marriage to the life long friend of his wife. then everything falls apart with a surprise ending
The Wayward Stranger
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Price: Free! Words: 49,990. Language: American English. Published: December 18, 2012. Category: Fiction » Romance » Western
A stranger rides into a new town with no name yet in Dakota and all of the women fall for him immediately. His "gift" is that he is addicted to women and they are more than happy to oblige. The problem is that he doesn't seem to care whether a woman is attached or married, or not, which leads the men of the town to want to lynch him. Sheriff Owen Lee is one, and goes after the stranger himself.
Zodash
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Price: Free! Words: 79,250. Language: American English. Published: September 5, 2012. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » High tech
From a young genius afraid of his shadow and driven to science to solve its mysteries opposing the powerful aliens from the realm of shadows, and on to a scientific marvel, a man built in the laboratories of the world who is a Christlike figure, this story is incredibly set after Satan has been bound in the pit for a thousand years as prophesied in the Bible or thereabouts bringing the final war.
Places in the Mind
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Price: Free! Words: 31,980. Language: American English. Published: September 2, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
A couple of characters from Jeanne Autley's fairytale books becomes real after several people give their lives, some in ways you would not expect, to the cause. Johto and Meko who started of as just a tree toad from Minnesota and a vole from Nebraska, wind their way to success through much tragedy and a lot of joy as well as heartbreak.
My Name is Norah
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Price: Free! Words: 8,180. Language: American English. Published: August 8, 2012. Category: Fiction » Christian » Fantasy
In this writing reality and fantasy, fiction and nonfiction are no longer divided so that anything fiction, the good and the bad, monsters and angels, and demons, can become as real as anything else with or without God's permission,so the author has to humble himself and enter his own story to affect an ending.
Dana and the Brunette
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Price: Free! Words: 50,700. Language: American English. Published: July 28, 2012. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Action & suspense
In this thriller Dana Hoiser, lived in the city all his special life but now he is fed up and buys the next ticket out but winds up in Northern MN where all hell breaks loose for there he is hunted down like a wild animal, and held under siege by an old enemy turned psychotic tormenter and killer.
Zombie President
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Price: Free! Words: 650. Language: English. Published: March 18, 2012. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
(1.00 from 1 review)
During the final stages of the zombies' success on earth the quality of life for the undead takes a downward turn. This is a brief look at the sad state of that situation as seen from inside the president of the United State's family; President Acloch being somewhat less than eminently involved.
Poems of the Spirit
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Price: Free! Words: 9,310. Language: English. Published: February 29, 2012. Category: Fiction » Poetry » Spiritual
These are over 70 poems from the spirit which does not always mean from God's Spirit but sometimes from my own. With that said I invite you to get to know this very personal part of my life, and hope you may find it a part of your life as well.
Two Loving
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Price: Free! Words: 8,150. Language: English. Published: February 28, 2012. Category: Fiction » Poetry » Biography
Love Poems mostly, with the occasional romantic poem tastefully done all the way from the heart of the poet. From the heart's cry LET ME LOVE ONLY YOU to Why Do I Love You? You will enjoy the journey.
The Whole Pie of Life
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Price: Free! Words: 12,230. Language: English. Published: February 28, 2012. Category: Fiction » Poetry » Biography
96 poems from my life that explain what my world is, and was. It keeps changing as I change, and like me it doesn't want to become any certain thing, ever.
Knowing Nature
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Price: Free! Words: 7,990. Language: English. Published: February 27, 2012. Category: Fiction » Poetry » Canadian Poetry
(4.00 from 1 review)
There is a lot to be gained from knowing Nature in its many ways. This is just 64 nature poems to help me share what I have learned from Nature.
Reclaiming This Madness
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Price: Free! Words: 4,290. Language: English. Published: February 27, 2012. Category: Fiction » Poetry » Biography
A book of 36 poems written mostly during my recovery from mental health problems that map if I have succeeded in picking the proper flowers a bouquet even the florists of your sanity can enjoy. But what is a proper bouquet to me may have bugs on it. Forget the metaphor then but read if you enjoy feeling. I am certain you will enjoy this. No fiction here just the category.
No Name Corpse
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Price: Free! Words: 7,940. Language: English. Published: February 8, 2012. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
A man jumps in front of James R. Tuisins' car in a tourist's town. What's the scoop when it turns out his identity is a fraud. Jimmy gets popular with Misa the most beautiful girl in the neighborhood because of what happens in this rich psychological thriller where you meet the characters and get to know the area's character too.
Where Hell Began
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Price: Free! Words: 60,060. Language: English. Published: February 7, 2012. Category: Fiction » Historical » USA
(4.00 from 1 review)
Tobin Walker begins his "adult life" at thirteen, walking away from his parents farm in Nebraska in the early 1900's and the journey begins up to and including his travel due to the Great Depression, through hardships of many kinds but none like the one in the end of the book, a shocking finish! No it is not about the man on the cover that is a drawing of another man not fictionalized in here.
This Is the End
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Price: Free! Words: 53,830. Language: English. Published: February 3, 2012. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
Writer Chase L. Aughter attempts to put an end to alien advances in taking over the earth by getting his life long rival Cap Churd to blow himself up and the future of the alien advances with him. A romantic triangle evolves with surprising results and the resulting child becomes the prize for the aliens or three different types right here in Northern Minnesota where absolutely nada happens.

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Smashwords book reviews by UC Poika

  • Undead Dining on March 18, 2012

    Interesting little story with different twist on zombies.