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Location: United Kingdom
Member Since: May 26, 2011

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Kimberly Pauley

Biography

Kimberly Pauley is a YA author. Her first book was Sucks to Be Me, a comedic tale for teens (or the young at heart) about a girl with vampire parents who must decide whether or not she wants to be a bloodsucker as well. It was released in 2008 from Mirrorstone. That was followed by Still Sucks to Be Me, a continuation of Mina's story, in 2010. The books have also been released in other languages, including Spanish, Croatian and Czech with French on the way.

Her next book, Cat Girl's Day Off, will be coming out in Spring 2012 from Tu Books, an imprint of Lee and Low.

You can find her books at bookstores everywhere (especially if you ask) and also on Amazon, though she'd really like it if you bought one from an Independent bookstore to keep them in business. They are, however, also available in audio format and eBook form. You can read an excerpt of each book at her website.

The short stories posted here may or may not be for teenage readers, so please read any descriptions first. Some have been published previously (though rights have now reverted back to the author) and others are stories that never had a home (often since Kimberly's short stories tend toward the quirky and/or are not easily pigeon-holed).

Be sure to visit her website for giveaways and the latest news!

Where to find Kimberly Pauley online

Website: http://www.kimberlypauley.com
Twitter: KimberlyRPauley

Facebook: Facebook profile
Blog: http://www.kimberlypauley.com/blog

Where to buy in print

http://www.amazon.com

Books

Sucks to Be Moi (Prelude) by Kimberly Pauley
Price: Free! 3660 words. Published on August 24, 2011. Fiction.

(5.00 from 12 reviews)
A Sucks to Be Me short story featuring Mina, snarky teen vampire, when she encounters a new friend...and big trouble while on her way to Paris. This story is a continuation of the Sucks to Be Me series and a prelude to the third book, Sucks to Be Moi.

One of the Boys by Kimberly Pauley
Price: Free! 2440 words. Published on June 9, 2011. Fiction.

(4.60 from 5 reviews)
Riley fancies himself a gangster even though he only works in the "back office" for a local mobster. When a chance comes to prove himself, will he become one of the boys?

All of Me by Kimberly Pauley
Price: Free! 2630 words. Published on May 28, 2011. Fiction.

(4.56 from 9 reviews)
A science fiction young adult (YA) short story -- what if you discovered your parents had been experimenting on you and your sisters your entire life?

Killing Harry by Kimberly Pauley
Price: $0.99 USD. 3060 words. Published on May 26, 2011. Fiction.

(5.00 from 4 reviews)
A crime fiction noir-ish short story featuring a gutsy (and busty) female hit woman named Hildie, an unlucky would-be robber, and the purse he wished he hadn't tried to steal.

Uncle Mo's Gastrointestinal Tract by Kimberly Pauley
Price: Free! 3910 words. Published on May 26, 2011. Fiction.
An old-fashioned feeling comedic short story featuring an uncle in gastric distress and an intrepid young heroine by Kimberly Pauley, YA author of Sucks to Be Me. This short story is the result of a bet with three other YA authors and is free for your enjoyment. Or not.

Kimberly Pauley’s tag cloud

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Smashwords book reviews by Kimberly Pauley

The Penitent Assassin on Oct. 11, 2011

If you read one dark fantasy this year, let it be this one. The main character is engaging, defiant and oh-so flawed, but you love him regardless. There's murder, mayhem, gods & goddesses, love & hate...but most of all, I really liked the humorous touches that help to keep the story grounded (it's not a total gore fest or anything). The author has done an excellent job with his worldbuilding, including a complicated mythology surrounding the gods. Definitely worth a read.
The Penitent Assassin on Oct. 11, 2011

If you read one dark fantasy this year, let it be this one. The main character is engaging, defiant and oh-so flawed, but you love him regardless. There's murder, mayhem, gods & goddesses, love & hate...but most of all, I really liked the humorous touches that help to keep the story grounded (it's not a total gore fest or anything). The author has done an excellent job with his worldbuilding, including a complicated mythology surrounding the gods. Definitely worth a read.
Eye Candy on Oct. 11, 2011

A fun book from a great author! You should check out her other books as well. This was a light, fast-paced read that will leave you smiling (and craving candy).