L-J lives in New Zealand with her wonderful spouse, Fran. They have one dog, three cats, some cattle, and lots of chickens. Together they make cheese, brew beer, grow their own veggies, and laugh a lot. This is L-J’s fourth published fantasy book, and her first attempt at a humorous one. L-J can be found online at the Lesbian Fiction Forum (http://www.lesbianfiction.org): new members most welcome.
Sandy Blunt, witch, has big dreams but C-average magic skills. Her only noteworthy talent is for paying extravagant compliments to women. Trouble is, when she uses that gift, she unwittingly foretells the future for a pretty princess. The punishment for prophesying about one of royal blood is death.