Lee Edward McIlmoyle


Biography

I've written so many of these in the last couple of years, I feel like I should be an old pro at it, but alas, words elude me.

Who am I? A storyteller. Aren't we all? I also draw, design and make music. I don't have a preferred genre or medium. I'm hoping to make one from the tools coming available now.

I live in Canada. It's not as great as it used to be, but I'm still proud. Life here was a lot better before the less intelligent of us started voting in people who want to be Ronald Reagan.

I'm married to a woman from NYC, who dabbles quite heavily in the occult and writes many, many book reviews. Someone should start paying her for this. She's quite good.

We live with two savage felines. The less said about them, the better.

I'm a Capricorn (born on Boxing Day), I'm Bipolar, INFP, LGBT-friendly, my favourite colour is blue, and my favourite number is four.

My dream is to sell lots books and comics and music and art and games, buy up lots of property and start a commune for all of my immediate family and loved ones. And then continue to write and whatever until they have to send me to the glue factory.

Oh, and I want to get in at least one real rock & roll tour before I die. I may need to start a new band for that.

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Books

Terminal Monday, a Dream of New York City    by Lee Edward McIlmoyle
Price: $4.99 USD. 260480 words. Published on December 17, 2011. Fiction.

Richard Burley is a writer and aspiring musician who is having a mid-life crisis. Set during the Writer's Strike of 2007, his copy writing job is unsatisfying, his marriage is dissolving, and a job he's taken under the table is getting him in hot water with everyone, including the author of the novel being adapted to film. And it only gets weirder from there.
The Bride of War    by Lee Edward McIlmoyle
Price: $3.99 USD. 85940 words. Published on December 17, 2011. Fiction.

Martin Gorman is Steward of Aachen, a mountain village locked in the past by a malevolent dragon who oversees everything they do, and demands a new Bride of the Winter Roses every few years. Martin's sense of duty and love for the current girl selected to 'wed' the dragon comes to a head, when the girl's father hires mercenaries to kill the dragon... and Martin with it.
ASHES: Infinite Redress    by Lee Edward McIlmoyle
Price: $2.99 USD. 44800 words. Published on December 17, 2011. Fiction.

Djoran is a space biologist in charge of a project to study a fantastic form of interdimensional space travel called Foldspace. When one of her space probes infects her with an alien spore, she wakes up in a military hospital for political prisoners and has to find help breaking out before she winds up the subject of her next research assignment.
LinkTales volume 1: Unfinished Novels and Unplayable Games    by Lee Edward McIlmoyle
Price: $2.99 USD. 46830 words. Published on November 18, 2011. Fiction.

A collection of stories and resource material from the LinkWorlds™ series of (mostly unpublished) RPG games. The main piece is a novella entitled 'The Dark Guild' consisting of a series of interconnected vignettes, told in world with a terrible secret: the Darkness, a corrupting organism that passes from victim to victim, slowly rendering them incapable of anything but feeding and corruption.
Terminal Monday: Under Observation    by Lee Edward McIlmoyle
Price: $2.99 USD. 39240 words. Published on October 14, 2011. Fiction.

Richard Burley finds himself detained under observation in a psych ward, paranoid and suffering from delusions.

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