Real Men Don't Do Desitin
by Lenny Rudow
Price: $2.99 USD. 36740 words.
Published on October 5, 2011. Nonfiction.
Think of this book as a survival guide for the modern male who will soon be having children. In it, you'll learn all about baby care task-avoidance techniques; why you should never talk to a woman who's breast-feeding; pottie-training for dummies; why you should quit pretending to wash your hands after you pee; and much, much more. Caution: women should NOT read this book - please!