Robert Lubrican


Biography

I grew up in the fifties and sixties, and that is reflected in my books quite often. I spent twenty years in law enforcement, and traveled the world, which also can be seen in my books and stories. While the genre I write in is technically called erotic romance, what I actually write are stories with a plot, which include sexual behavior on the part of the characters. That is because most people's lives include sex and erotic gratification. And, since most people wonder about lifestyles that are sometimes called taboo, or forbidden, I write about them, occasionally too. I believe that two consenting adults know more about their own happiness than anyone else, and that even if they are mistaken, they have the right to make their own choices. I also believe that love is the key to making choices that will not turn out to be mistakes.

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Books

The Hermit of Scarecrow Valley    by Robert Lubrican
Price: $2.99 USD. 119410 words. Published on June 5, 2013. Fiction.

Hermit: A man who wants nothing to do with other humans, and who sometimes shoots at trespassers. Jennifer: A girl who wanted to see what the hermit looked like. Chance: An unplanned event, such as being there unexpectedly to save the hermit's life. Serendipity: When the hermit whose life you saved, ends up saving yours too. Complication: When you fall in love with the hermit and so does your mom.
Lubrican's Short Stories - Volume Six    by Robert Lubrican
Price: $3.99 USD. 42850 words. Published on May 10, 2013. Fiction.

Four short stories on the darker side. The Two Day Erection stars a man who tries to take advantage of a doctor, but the tables are turned. Scamming The Wives is about four men trying to take advantage of their wives, but the tables are turned. Be Careful What You Wish For is a different take on a wimp husband story. And Night of the Pregnant Cheerleaders gets the whole team knocked up.
Tumblr MILF    by Robert Lubrican
Price: $2.99 USD. 29340 words. Published on April 13, 2013. Fiction.

(3.00 from 1 review)
If you're a guy, you've seen women on the street, or next door, who you'd love to see naked. And you've seen lots of pictures of naked women. But you've probably never seen any woman you actually know in a naked picture online. It's really kind of weird when you DO see the MILF next door in an online naked picture.
Tumblr Sister    by Robert Lubrican
Price: $2.99 USD. 91010 words. Published on April 13, 2013. Fiction.

(4.00 from 1 review)
Being a guy, and being normal, one of my hobbies was surfing the web, looking at all the pictures of naked women at Tumblr.com sites. You know the ones, where girls take pictures of each other at slumber parties, or of themselves in a mirror? And then, suddenly, there was a picture of my sister and her posse of cheerleaders. Naked. It changed my life forever.
The Breastfeeding Blues    by Robert Lubrican
Price: $2.99 USD. 23610 words. Published on April 11, 2013. Fiction.

Breastfeeding is a topic not much talked about outside of blogs and special interest groups. So it isn't odd when a new mother experiences some problems when she feeds her baby. My niece did. I heard her crying about it. When I found out she was having erotic feelings as she did so, I told her it was normal. She didn't believe me, so I proved it. We didn't plan on falling in love. But we did.
How I Bagged A Cougar    by Robert Lubrican
Price: $2.99 USD. 15240 words. Published on April 11, 2013. Fiction.

You're not supposed to fall in love with your mom's younger sister. Even if she is a hottie. Not even if she asks you to take some erotic pictures of her so she can enter them into a contest. But since when did a libido listen to the rules about who you're not supposed to get an erection for?
The Exchange Student    by Robert Lubrican
Price: $2.99 USD. 28360 words. Published on April 10, 2013. Fiction.

A young man with an odd name, can find himself in odd situations. Like, for instance, when the Russian exchange student his family signed up for turns out to be a girl. Bureaucracy isn't forgiving, though, especially in Russia. What if she got to stay? What if her education was enhanced by living with a boy? What if his was too? And what if it all resulted in a very dangerous romance?
The Party Favor    by Robert Lubrican
Price: $2.99 USD. 31820 words. Published on April 10, 2013. Fiction.

(4.00 from 1 review)
A lonely woman in a bad marriage finds herself at the kind of party she'd never been to before. Temptations abound, and she meets a man who represents everything she doesn't have in her life ... but wishes she did. She tries to be strong, but he's very hard to resist, especially since he's not really pushing for anything at all. Is he? Her life is turned upside down by her party favor.
Lubrican's Strange Stories    by Robert Lubrican
Price: $2.99 USD. 28550 words. Published on February 9, 2013. Fiction.

A Two book special in one volume: "Future Girl" A strange woman showed up on Bob's doorstep, saying she had met his great great grandfather one time, and she wants to find out if Bob is like him. He just had to let her in, of course. "Dr. Jekyll and Mrs. Hyde" Doc spills an aphrodisiac, and has to explain that to an unbelieving neighbor. A test proves he's telling the truth.
Millie Moves West (or Millie's Western Adventure)    by Robert Lubrican
Price: $2.99 USD. 76740 words. Published on January 10, 2013. Fiction.

A young woman of breeding, having fallen on hard times, was on her way to California to start a new life. She got off the train in Nebraska, to use the outhouse, and fate caused her new life to start right then and there. A prank caused her amnesia. Who was she? Who would come looking for her? And who would take care of her until they did? Doc Fisk and a rowdy girl named Boots would. That's who.
Lubrican's Holiday Anthology    by Robert Lubrican
Price: $2.25 USD. 21710 words. Published on November 13, 2011. Fiction.

"September's Children" is about a Santa who needs to be on his own naughty list. Next is "The Night Before Yuletide." If that sounds like a rip off of "The Night Before Christmas" then you could be right. Except it's the good kind of rip-off Last is "What Heroes, Santa and Great Sex Have In Common" It answers the question "Is Santa Claus real?" in a unique way.
A Letter to Parents About Sex and Your Kids    by Robert Lubrican
Price: Free! 4730 words. Published on November 12, 2011. Nonfiction.

0.75 star(4.67 from 3 reviews)
I'm an author of "porn" on the internet, and I have some advice for you about your kids ... and what I write ... and how you might want to take a more active role in the sex lives of your kids. And they have sex lives, folks. They all do. You know I'm right ... because you did too. It's not a long letter. Just read it. It can't hurt anything to read it.
Losing In Vegas    by Robert Lubrican
Price: $2.99 USD. 10510 words. Published on November 12, 2011. Fiction.

There are lots of cuckold stories out there. This isn't one of them. Except it is. Except it doesn't follow the traditional cuckold formula. And there are lots of stories out there where a guy loses a lot of money and his wife has to pay off the debt. But this isn't one of them. Except it is. Except it doesn't follow that traditional formula either. This is how it would REALLY happen.
The Masters Project - Book Eight (Sabrina)    by Robert Lubrican
Price: $1.99 USD. 34320 words. Published on November 12, 2011. Fiction.

Bob had one more interview to do before he could write up his project, get it published, graduate, and move on to ... well something. This last interview was a favor to another couple he'd interviewed. It wouldn't take long. It probably wouldn't even be in the paper because the woman wasn't married. It couldn't possibly affect him like some of the other interviews. Yeah ... right.
The Masters Project - Book Seven (Randy and Kathy)    by Robert Lubrican
Price: $1.99 USD. 16110 words. Published on November 12, 2011. Fiction.

Bob met Randy and Kathy by accident - literally. As happens sometimes, that led to a relationship that got closer. and closer. and closer, until it was absolutely incredible how close they got. The project had made an amazing difference in Bob's life, but he wasn't prepared for this.
The Good Deed Blues    by Robert Lubrican
Price: $2.99 USD. 48920 words. Published on November 8, 2011. Fiction.

As a Boy Scout, Bobby tried to do a good deed every day. It didn't work out until he finally got it right doing something nice for Gloria. But Gloria was shunned by the neighbors. She was divorced, and everyone assumed she had loose morals. If they'd known he was spending all that time over there, they'd have thought she was seducing him. But she wasn't. Or was she?
Saving Private Brian    by Robert Lubrican
Price: $2.99 USD. 23710 words. Published on November 8, 2011. Fiction.

What do you do when the last fertile male in the family tree is going off to war? You try to ensure that the line goes on, of course. Brilliant minds work alike, and in this family there are a LOT of brilliant minds.
The Masters Project - Book Six (Micky and Susan)    by Robert Lubrican
Price: $1.99 USD. 17840 words. Published on November 8, 2011. Fiction.

Bob has managed to get himself into some pretty weird situations during his interviews of married couples for the project. Now he finds out that sometimes, people who fall in love, and who stay together for years and years, and who look almost identical, just can't get married. Micky and Susan rock Bob's world, in more ways than one.
The Masters Project - Book Five (John and Jane)    by Robert Lubrican
Price: $1.99 USD. 23530 words. Published on November 8, 2011. Fiction.

Some people have the "good life", with money, and power and even fame. But that doesn't mean they're happy. Bob delves into the world of a couple on the fast track in politics. There's noting sexy about politics, though. Right?
The Masters Project - Book Four (Hiram and Mildred)    by Robert Lubrican
Price: $1.99 USD. 19300 words. Published on November 6, 2011. Fiction.

Hiram and Mildred were stuck in the 1920's, captives of a tradition that would make the Puritans proud. When they asked Bob to help save their marriage, they had no idea what they were going to get. Who'd have thought that you could introduce the concept of marital pleasure by watching Walt Disney movies?
The Masters Project - Book Three (Kent and Lisa)    by Robert Lubrican
Price: $1.99 USD. 9160 words. Published on November 6, 2011. Fiction.

Kent and Lisa looked as normal as apple pie, but when Bob interviewed them he found out why you can't judge a book by its cover. Not only was their lifestyle different than that of most people, what kept their marriage together was... cheating!
The Masters Project - Book Two (Todd and Lizette)    by Robert Lubrican
Price: $1.99 USD. 18020 words. Published on November 6, 2011. Fiction.

Todd didn't know he was a voyeur, and Lizzie didn't know she was an exhibitionist. Neither of them knew they might have affected the way their daughter thought about things. Then Bob interviewed them for his project and everything changed.
The Masters Project - Book one (Ralph and Tanya)    by Robert Lubrican
Price: $1.99 USD. 13200 words. Published on November 6, 2011. Fiction.

Bob had to do something for his Master's project, and interviewing married couples seemed to be the thing that would work. He asked some personal questions and sometimes things got very... personal. In Book one, Ralph and Tanya ask Bob for a very special favor.
Lubrican's Fractured Fairy Tales - Volume Three    by Robert Lubrican
Price: $3.99 USD. 27840 words. Published on November 4, 2011. Fiction.

Pinocchio's Growing Concern The Princess And The Prick The Queen's Protector Rumpelstiltskin Three adaptations for adults, of classic fairy tales, and one original naughty fairy tale, all designed to bring a smile to your face. You'll never think of the originals the same again. Warning: These are not for the kids!
Lubrican's Fractured Fairy Tales - Volume Two    by Robert Lubrican
Price: $3.99 USD. 21690 words. Published on November 4, 2011. Fiction.

Cindy Ella Goldie Lox and the Three Behrs Jack and Jill Little Red Riding Pants Four fairy tales adapted for adults, because they're just chock full of what everybody always left out of the originals - SEX! All for fun, but not for kids!
Lubrican's Fractured Fairy Tales - Volume One    by Robert Lubrican
Price: $3.99 USD. 43690 words. Published on November 4, 2011. Fiction.

Sleeping Booty Rapunzel Little Bo Peep The Old Woman Who Lived In A Shoe When you think fairy tales, you think back on the traditional stories you heard as a child. I heard them too. But as I grew older I reflected on how something seemed to be missing. Like sex. But none of the old tales have any sex in them! Of course that wasn't their purpose. I get that. But it is now.
Don't Ask, Don't Tell    by Robert Lubrican
Price: $2.99 USD. 50660 words. Published on November 4, 2011. Fiction.

Your step-sister is in a coma, and you've been assigned the task of reading to her. Some people believe she can hear, but you're not so sure. What if you read her naughty stories? What if you told her how hot you've always thought she was? What if you even had to ... take care of business because she got you going so much? What if she woke up after that and remembered everything?
Lubrican's Short Stories - Volume Four    by Robert Lubrican
Price: $3.99 USD. 29690 words. Published on October 27, 2011. Fiction.

Four more stroke stories from Lubrican: "The Kindergarden Blues": A young ruffian becomes a teacher's aide and she smooths him all out] "How R.B. Miller Got His Name": Exactly what the title says. "Re-Union": A guy scores big time in college, only to experience re-union at his college reunion. "The Surgical Answer To Virginity": Lubrican's head nod to the ever popular doctor's office story.
Lubrican's Short Stories - Volume Three    by Robert Lubrican
Price: $3.99 USD. 34800 words. Published on October 26, 2011. Fiction.

Four more short stroke stories: "Nothing Left To Wager": A 'bet your girlfriend in a poker game' plot with a twist. "The Hot Tub Blues": Girl sneaks into the hot tub on prom night with her brother's friends. "The Book Model": Bored woman poses for pictures in book. Her male counterpart is a surprise. "The Teacher's Conference": Teacher says student is special. Says mom is special too. Does both.
Lubrican's Short Stories - Volume Two    by Robert Lubrican
Price: $3.99 USD. 29330 words. Published on October 25, 2011. Fiction.

Four shorts: "The Cheerleader Blues": A popular girl loses a bet and has to come up with a pair of the school geek's semen-stained shorts. "As The Wind Blows": Best friends discover sex high in a treehouse as the wind helps them. "Getting Into The Scene": Parts in the school play require they practice a sex scene. "Mr. Wilson's Lessons": A painting accident puts man and girl in the shower.
Lubrican's Short Stories - Volume One    by Robert Lubrican
Price: $3.99 USD. 46810 words. Published on October 23, 2011. Fiction.

This book contains four stories, commonly called "stroke stories." "Love On The Range": A a cowboy strays onto a ranch where there are women, but no men. He's asked to stay. "Feeding Petunia", A a man comes to a modern day farm where there are women, but no men. "Kammi Learns How", A girl is introduced to sex on a ranch. "The Ranger's Intern" A girl is introduced to sex in a national forest.
Uncle Bob's Charter Boat    by Robert Lubrican
Price: $2.99 USD. 48890 words. Published on October 22, 2011. Fiction.

Mandy wants to earn some money for college working for her "Uncle" Bob. She goes on two cruises with him and the guests' behavior opens a whole new world of sex to the sheltered 18 year old. Pretty soon she has questions, and she wants them answered by the man who has known her all her life.
Fiddling Around With Uncle Bob    by Robert Lubrican
Price: $2.99 USD. 57090 words. Published on September 20, 2011. Fiction.

Daphne and Gabriella were teenage prodigies who amazed audiences worldwide with the passion in their music. Where on Earth did girls only eighteen years old find such passion to imbue their music with? What happened in their dressing room before they performed? At first only their mother knew. Then Bob found out. And he became part of their inspiration.
Balling The Babysitter    by Robert Lubrican
Price: $2.99 USD. 21120 words. Published on September 15, 2011. Fiction.

Held captive in a foreign boarding school since she was ten, Kathy was completely sheltered. Her parents intended to plan her whole life. But when she turned eighteen, she didn't meekly do what she was told to do. Instead she set on into the world to find out what the gaps in her education were. Including the gaps in her sexual education.
Buffy The Erection Slayer    by Robert Lubrican
Price: $2.99 USD. 43400 words. Published on September 15, 2011. Fiction.

Buffy liked sex. She had standards. But the problem was that men were like little lost puppies sometimes, and sometimes she just couldn't resist taking them home. That was how she ended up with five men on the hook. But it turned out those men already had a woman. And the women took exception to Buffy's attentions. So they set out to deal with her. Except she ended up dealing with them.
The Best Thousand Dollars I Ever Spent    by Robert Lubrican
Price: $2.99 USD. 37510 words. Published on September 10, 2011. Fiction.

Brad Tarkenton was rich and powerful and... alone. He'd lost everything that meant anything to him. Now, on a business trip, he'd meet a woman, a woman from his past, a woman who would surprise him and, might possibly even make his life complete. But there was this problem...
The Bad Bet    by Robert Lubrican
Price: $2.99 USD. 99720 words. Published on September 2, 2011. Fiction.

A cowboy tries to keep a man from betting his daughter in a rigged card game. Gunfire erupts and the man is killed, along with the three cheaters. The cowboy flees, while the woman scoops up some of the money off the table. Now they're on the run from the law. What they don't know is that the law has no problem with them. What they do know is they're falling in love.
Jack and the Beanstalk (Adult Version)    by Robert Lubrican
Price: $2.99 USD. 49030 words. Published on August 29, 2011. Fiction.

We've all heard fairy tales as kids. But as you grew older, you realized something was missing from those old tales. Like sex. Not any more. If planting a magic bean would make a monster beanstalk grow ... what might grow if you ate one? Is this what all those spam emails involving herbal enlargement are all about? All characters are at least 18 years of age.
The Orphanage Blues    by Robert Lubrican
Price: $2.99 USD. 102180 words. Published on August 27, 2011. Fiction.

A troubled orphan boy is punished by being sent to the Dante's Inferno of orphanages, but a glitch in the paperwork lands him in a place full of love and concern for his welfare. It changes his life completely, and that of the women who run the small orphanage in Mid America during WW II. Warning: This is an adult book.
Family Boot Camp    by Robert Lubrican
Price: $2.99 USD. 20090 words. Published on August 27, 2011. Fiction.

(5.00 from 1 review)
Bobby was banished to his uncle's ranch in Montana as punishment. It turned out it wasn't punishment. But that's because his Uncle John wasn't paying as much attention to Aunt Jenny as he should. So she taught them both a lesson. Warning: This book is for adults only.
The Making of a Cocksman    by Robert Lubrican
Price: $2.99 USD. 73930 words. Published on August 27, 2011. Fiction.

Bobby had a reputation with the girls. He could be trusted to stop when told to. Bobby's step-sister, Claire, had a posse, and they were all curious. Who better to explore things with than a boy they all knew and who could be trusted to stop when told to? The only problem was that it turned out none of the posse really wanted to stop. Warning: This book is for adults only.
Jungle Virgins - Tarzan stories    by Robert Lubrican
Price: $3.99 USD. 29630 words. Published on August 22, 2011. Fiction.

Did you ever read the Tarzan stories? Did you ever wish there had been sex in them? Lubrican goes one step further. His imagination provides a believable plot and adds in the sex that others won't. Two books, one about Jane and the other about a lady lawyer who goes into the jungle as a virgin, and then meets Boy. These are Tarzan stories the way they should have been written.
Cattleman's Lament    by Robert Lubrican
Price: $2.99 USD. 77830 words. Published on August 19, 2011. Fiction.

When a cattleman's daughter is abducted, her mother must accept the help of a sheep herder's son to get her back. It was an unwilling alliance at first. But circumstances brought them closer and closer together, until something closer than a friendship was forged. Then, the only way to get the girl back, was to claim she was his wife and fight for her. That was when things got interesting.
Santa's Special Delivery    by Robert Lubrican
Price: $2.99 USD. 39910 words. Published on August 14, 2011. Fiction.

Timothy Sinderson believed Santa could bring him what he wanted most, so he asked for it - a baby brother. And after meeting Timothy's single mother ... Santa wanted to deliver. Of course it was more complicated than that. But Santa is an inventive guy, and Timothy deserved to be happy. So did his mother, for that matter. Now all Santa had to do was work his magic.
Campground Awakening    by Robert Lubrican
Price: $2.99 USD. 31670 words. Published on August 12, 2011. Fiction.

(5.00 from 1 review)
He was promised a camping trip with his dad. Then his dad had to cancel. So his aunt said she'd take him camping. He learned a lot about women and she learned a lot about herself. And when they came home, neither would ever be the same again.
The Student Teacher Blues    by Robert Lubrican
Price: $2.99 USD. 47220 words. Published on August 9, 2011. Fiction.

It was odd enough that Cecelia was assigned to her old high school for her student teaching time. Then she was assigned to Mr. Hawkins, the teacher she'd had a crush on all those years. She thought she'd grown out of that crush. But she hadn't. Even worse, it turned out he'd had a crush on her too. And he still did.
The Babe Bike Blues    by Robert Lubrican
Price: $2.99 USD. 77780 words. Published on August 8, 2011. Fiction.

Jennifer had a rough childhood and a debilitating stutter. One of the few bright spots in her life was her father's best friend, Bob, an ex SEAL who treated her like she was completely normal. So when disaster struck and she needed help, she called Bob. He came to get her on a motorcycle - the wrong bike for the mission. Neither of them would ever be the same.
The Honeymoon Blues    by Robert Lubrican
Price: $2.99 USD. 36800 words. Published on August 7, 2011. Fiction.

It was supposed to be the happiest day of her life. A woman's wedding is always supposed to be the happiest day of her life. But things started going wrong just as soon as they left for their honeymoon in the Bahamas. And it got worse. In fact, it got worse in almost every conceivable way. Except that all this chaos brought the bride to more happiness than she could have dreamed was possible.
Got Milk?    by Robert Lubrican
Price: $2.99 USD. 26280 words. Published on August 6, 2011. Fiction.

(5.00 from 1 review)
When Amanda graduated high school she didn't know what she wanted to do. She got a job delivering pizzas, and that was all right, but it didn't seem like the kind of thing to make a career out of. Then fate handed her four tickets, with VIP seating and back stage passes, to the Victoria Anderson concert. With it came a job offer that would change her entire life forever.
Orchard Flower    by Robert Lubrican
Price: $2.99 USD. 37980 words. Published on August 1, 2011. Fiction.

Bob MacAllister, trying to escape a failed romance, takes off into the unknown. Fate leads him to the Simmons Apple Orchard, where he is taken in by Lynne, the single mom of 13-year-old Jill. Over the next five years the three of them become a family, and more, somehow, as the adults heal from the slings and arrows of damaged love, and Jill begins to explore the big, wide world of teen emotions.
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