Matt Simon

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Heaven Knows He's Homesick Now
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Price: Free! Words: 1,150. Language: English. Published: February 20, 2011. Category: Fiction » Literature » Drama
In the latest installment of the Heaven Chronicles, Paul releases he's a fish out of water down under and Phillip is getting on rather well with a young nurse.
The Gits of Heaven
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Price: Free! Words: 1,070. Language: English. Published: January 22, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The latest installment of The Heaven Chronicles: Liz 'the one-armed bandit' Morris heads to her plastic surgeon whilst Down Under we find out the outcome of the fight on the balcony.
Heaven is a Place in Perth
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Price: Free! Words: 1,630. Language: English. Published: October 28, 2010. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The third installment of the Heaven Chronicles sees Paul hot on the trail of the money that he believes should be his. He ends up in a place far from home, but where memories of Heaven Bingo still linger.
Bats out of Heaven
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Price: Free! Words: 1,390. Language: English. Published: October 20, 2010. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The second part of The Heaven Chronicles features betrayal, bandits, bus stops and barmen. Paul finds reason to hate students even more as trouble calls at Heaven Bingo.
A House in Heaven
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Price: Free! Words: 1,060. Language: English. Published: October 7, 2010. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A House in Heaven is the first instalment of The Heaven Chronicles. Set in a typical Scottish town, it's a merry tale of stalled ambition, self-loathing and blank-eyed grannies. It's also a guide on how to pull off the perfect bingo heist, and a grisly reminder that bingo wings don't necessarily mean flabby white arms.

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Smashwords book reviews by Matt Simon

  • Terminal Earth on Jan. 25, 2011

    This is the first time I've felt compelled to review something on smashwords, because it was really darn great. A very enjoyable mix of short stories, flash fiction and even a rather good poem. Some sci-fi, some heartfelt humanity, some subtle humour and some riveting adventures, all set as the world is about to end! Oh, and some worms too. Highly recommended.
  • You've got everything now on Feb. 07, 2011
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    A really interesting piece this. I'd recommend it.
  • The Midnight Fair on Feb. 07, 2011

    Another fascinating piece by this author, very well-written in my opinion.