Heaven Knows He's Homesick Now
by Matt Simon
Price: Free! 1150 words.
Published on February 20, 2011. Fiction.
In the latest installment of the Heaven Chronicles, Paul releases he's a fish out of water down under and Phillip is getting on rather well with a young nurse.
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Member Since: Oct. 07, 2010
Matt Simon
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The Gits of Heaven
by Matt Simon
Price: Free! 1070 words. Published on January 22, 2011. Fiction.
The latest installment of The Heaven Chronicles: Liz 'the one-armed bandit' Morris heads to her plastic surgeon whilst Down Under we find out the outcome of the fight on the balcony.
Price: Free! 1070 words. Published on January 22, 2011. Fiction.
The latest installment of The Heaven Chronicles: Liz 'the one-armed bandit' Morris heads to her plastic surgeon whilst Down Under we find out the outcome of the fight on the balcony.
Heaven is a Place in Perth
by Matt Simon
Price: Free! 1630 words. Published on October 28, 2010. Fiction.
The third installment of the Heaven Chronicles sees Paul hot on the trail of the money that he believes should be his. He ends up in a place far from home, but where memories of Heaven Bingo still linger.
Price: Free! 1630 words. Published on October 28, 2010. Fiction.
The third installment of the Heaven Chronicles sees Paul hot on the trail of the money that he believes should be his. He ends up in a place far from home, but where memories of Heaven Bingo still linger.
Bats out of Heaven
by Matt Simon
Price: Free! 1390 words. Published on October 20, 2010. Fiction.
The second part of The Heaven Chronicles features betrayal, bandits, bus stops and barmen. Paul finds reason to hate students even more as trouble calls at Heaven Bingo.
Price: Free! 1390 words. Published on October 20, 2010. Fiction.
The second part of The Heaven Chronicles features betrayal, bandits, bus stops and barmen. Paul finds reason to hate students even more as trouble calls at Heaven Bingo.
A House in Heaven
by Matt Simon
Price: Free! 1060 words. Published on October 7, 2010. Fiction.
A House in Heaven is the first instalment of The Heaven Chronicles. Set in a typical Scottish town, it's a merry tale of stalled ambition, self-loathing and blank-eyed grannies. It's also a guide on how to pull off the perfect bingo heist, and a grisly reminder that bingo wings don't necessarily mean flabby white arms.
Price: Free! 1060 words. Published on October 7, 2010. Fiction.
A House in Heaven is the first instalment of The Heaven Chronicles. Set in a typical Scottish town, it's a merry tale of stalled ambition, self-loathing and blank-eyed grannies. It's also a guide on how to pull off the perfect bingo heist, and a grisly reminder that bingo wings don't necessarily mean flabby white arms.
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Smashwords book reviews by Matt Simon
- Terminal Earth
on Jan. 25, 2011
This is the first time I've felt compelled to review something on smashwords, because it was really darn great. A very enjoyable mix of short stories, flash fiction and even a rather good poem. Some sci-fi, some heartfelt humanity, some subtle humour and some riveting adventures, all set as the world is about to end! Oh, and some worms too. Highly recommended.
- You've got everything now
on Feb. 07, 2011
(no rating)
A really interesting piece this. I'd recommend it.
- The Midnight Fair
on Feb. 07, 2011
Another fascinating piece by this author, very well-written in my opinion.