If this is erotica then the Sydney Opera House is a McDonalds cheeseburger. I'm not sure I shall delve into Smashwords erotica again. I think I am traumatized. As well as the plot being completely nonsensical, the grammar is poor.
As Christine Kaluaat said in her ***** five star review below (why did she give it just one star?), this is an imaginative collection with some real gems. The eponymous story is a ripper. Yes, Christine. This is a five star book!
This is a five star read. The title story is hilariously clever. Good work Martin Lindsay. The rest of the stories aren't really laugh out loud tales but ones that make you smile and feel good. Holly Bruce's story, "Tech Know" is scarily prescient. This is a quality e-book that deserves a decent audience.