I am an Author/Artist. I use surreal writing to promote my surreal art. Most writers write a manuscript then look for an artist to add flavor. I do it back ass-words. Look at those original art covers (copyrighted). My Father was from Germany and a nuclear scientist in the early 40's. He was kidnapped by the Russians and sent to a secret underground laboratory. There he impregnated the General's daughter; THAT's ME!! After his death, I smuggled myself onto an armament supply train going to Viet-Nam in 1969. Using a deceased U.S. soldiers I.D.,I arrived in the America. Here I do art to survive in a cash economy. Luckily nobody knows about it!!!

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