Location: United States
Member Since: Jan. 15, 2013
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Joe Mudak


Biography

Mudak is a writer of what he calls "intelligent smut," designed to titillate, captivate, and, maybe, get you thinking with more than one part of your body at the same time. He lives in Philadelphia with his wife of nearly ten years and their two children.

Where to find Joe Mudak online

Twitter: JoeMudak
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Blog: http://mudak326.tumblr.com

Books

Carpe Dildem (Seize the Sex Toy)    by Joe Mudak
Price: $2.99 USD. 7890 words. Published on May 15, 2013. Fiction.
Danielle is ashamed to admit it, but she's been feeling a little bit needy due to her lack of a social life of late. The clerk at The Pleasure Chest has seen things like this before and opens Danielle up to a world of passion and pleasure that she'd never known before...
The Lustful Meme    by Joe Mudak
Price: $2.99 USD. 12070 words. Published on May 5, 2013. Fiction.
Amy and Violet set out on a two-week long road trip in hopes of getting some rest, meeting interesting people, and seeing the country. On the first night of the trip, they stay at the Hidden Springs Spa, Lounge, Hotel, and Resort, a place of beauty, mystery, and passion. It is here where the two sisters truly awaken to a world of sensuality and pleasure.
Petal Power    by Joe Mudak
Price: $3.49 USD. 10490 words. Published on April 24, 2013. Fiction.
Lenny learns that the girl he had a massive crush on in high school is making a living waiting tables. He resolves that she could do better than that, so he invents a little potion that, if it works, will improve his own life as well as hers. But how can he test it to make sure it works?
Wild Thing    by Joe Mudak
Price: $2.99 USD. 5370 words. Published on April 14, 2013. Fiction.
Amelia thinks she might have been kidnapped because she lost track of an entire day, has a bruise on her arm, and has been having bizarre, sexually-charged dreams. What does it all mean, and why is she suddenly looking forward to the next full moon?
Ho-Down    by Joe Mudak
Price: $2.99 USD. 9940 words. Published on April 9, 2013. Fiction.
(4.00 from 1 review)
A sultry dame walks into a private investigator's office and tells him she suspects her husband has been cheating on her. As he starts looking into the matter, he gets drawn into a lurid web of intrigue, where things may not be as they seem. Will he get out of the investigation with his wits, mind, and clothes intact?
A Position in Retail    by Joe Mudak
Price: $2.99 USD. 8620 words. Published on April 3, 2013. Fiction.
(5.00 from 1 review)
Dan has come up with a way of dealing with the worst customers who come into the store where he works. This new invention impresses his coworkers, Jenny and Cheryl. Together, the three of them come up with some new, novel, and sensual uses for it.
Nanogynecology    by Joe Mudak
Price: $3.49 USD. 18170 words. Published on March 31, 2013. Fiction.
(5.00 from 1 review)
Alice, Karl, and Liz have a vision about a process that can revolutionize the field of women's health: the end to routine GYN exams, pregnancy planning, STD diagnosis, and more. With the support of their university and governmental approval to begin clinical trials, they set about to enlist test subjects for their vision. Will this vision become a reality, or have they overstepped their bounds?
Wetness Protection Program    by Joe Mudak
Price: $2.99 USD. 9030 words. Published on March 24, 2013. Fiction.
Sarah and Erik have made a pact to visit a hypnotherapist so that they can lose weight together. Erik, though, asks the hypnotherapist for help in spicing up their sex life as well. The hypnotherapist realizes that the biggest sex organ is the brain, so thanks to a few choice suggestions, things start to get really interesting.....
Superior Room Service    by Joe Mudak
Price: $3.49 USD. 16330 words. Published on March 19, 2013. Fiction.
(5.00 from 1 review)
Stella receives a telemarketing call to visit a timeshare in Seattle. All she needs to do is sit through a sales pitch to buy a unit, and she'll have full access to all the resort has to offer. This particular resort specializes in catering to literally every need of its guests. Could this be the break she so desperately needs?
To Sleep, Perchance to Cream    by Joe Mudak
Price: $2.99 USD. 6820 words. Published on March 13, 2013. Fiction.
Beverly's coworker recommends the Somnos Sleep Clinic to help with her bout of insomnia. When she arrives at the clinic, Dr. Dunleavy explains the technique, but warns her that his patients tell him that they have very erotic dreams during treatment. Beverly decides that her need for sleep is far greater than having a sexual dream, so.....
The Itty Bitty Titty Committee    by Joe Mudak
Price: $2.99 USD. 15550 words. Published on March 4, 2013. Fiction.
The year is 2152 and advances in gene therapy brought us the gift of genetic breast augmentation. This medical procedure is safe, inexpensive, and popular. President Eileen Stanford wants to understand it better, so she forms a government committee to look into this procedure. What will their research uncover? What do the pioneers in the process have to say about it?
There's a Lap for That!    by Joe Mudak
Price: $2.99 USD. 10490 words. Published on March 2, 2013. Fiction.
Ken has designed an addictive smart phone puzzle game. If you play it, you'll find yourself addicted to it. Of course, when you reach a certain point in the game, the game will change you, and maybe compromise your privacy at the same time.
Women's Lubrication Movement    by Joe Mudak
Price: $2.99 USD. 17910 words. Published on February 23, 2013. Fiction.
Dr. Bomb returned from working in the remote jungles of South America with a new product: a personal lubricant that its users can't stop raving about. But there might be more to his "Tingles" jelly than people realize.
One Size Fits All    by Joe Mudak
Price: $2.99 USD. 4340 words. Published on February 16, 2013. Fiction.
Despite her reservations, Kim agrees to be a part of a student experiment to see if their new fabric will actually help make her breasts bigger. And, after she tries out the fabric for a few days, she finds herself wondering if she should tell them about the unusual side-effects.
Don't Think Twice, It's All Tight    by Joe Mudak
Price: $2.99 USD. 3360 words. Published on February 13, 2013. Fiction.
This is the poem of a young man who sought Love, Power, Money, and Sex And yet he forgot some vital advice About the dots and all that connects.
Voices Trapped in Yearning    by Joe Mudak
Price: $2.99 USD. 23830 words. Published on February 8, 2013. Fiction.
(5.00 from 1 review)
Penelope's wealthy uncle invites her and her friends to visit him in his mansion on the Louisiana Bayou for Spring Break, with the promise that it would be a truly life-changing experience. Once they arrive, the four young women quickly come to understand how the estate itself can show them the way.
Piece of Ass from a Hole in the Ground    by Joe Mudak
Price: $2.99 USD. 4640 words. Published on February 4, 2013. Fiction.
Alison and Danny were taking a moonlit stroll when a meteorite comes crashing into the ground nearby. So they decided to check everything out. But wherever it came from, the space rock certainly has a strange effect on the two of them.
Assets Under Management    by Joe Mudak
Price: $2.99 USD. 12720 words. Published on February 1, 2013. Fiction.
Roxy suspects that something might be amiss about the investment strategies for women seminars run by her broker. Will the police believe her when she tells them her story? And why is she always so horny after the seminars are over?
Sinnerella    by Joe Mudak
Price: $2.99 USD. 5330 words. Published on January 29, 2013. Fiction.
The Prince and Princess are throwing one of the biggest parties ever. Cinderella has heard good things about the Prince's balls. Will her fairy godmother help her get off to the affair?
The Endless Honeymoon    by Joe Mudak
Price: $2.99 USD. 7730 words. Published on January 25, 2013. Fiction.
(5.00 from 1 review)
As a wedding gift, Claire and Larry receive a strange family heirloom that, according to Claire's grandmother, is all they really need to have a passionate, fulfilling marriage.
Psycho Sexy    by Joe Mudak
Price: $2.99 USD. 8940 words. Published on January 21, 2013. Fiction.
(5.00 from 1 review)
Margaret Rowen, a convicted criminal with unnatural powers, has agreed to grant one final interview before her scheduled execution. How did she build up her army of willing slaves, and how does she feel about it now?
Paradise Lust    by Joe Mudak
Price: $2.99 USD. 7960 words. Published on January 16, 2013. Fiction.
(5.00 from 1 review)
Everyone knows the story of Adam and Eve, and their fall from grace in the Garden of Eden, right? Well, here's the untold story of how the devil helped them be fruitful and multiply, and how he hopes to re-take heaven when he gets his hands on his own invention.

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Smashwords book reviews by Joe Mudak

  • Becoming the Horny Librarian on May 06, 2013
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    One week. That's all it takes for Daisy to be transformed from a shy girl with relatively low self-esteem (and quite possibly an eating disorder) into a confident, sexy girl who not only thinks she can do whatever she wants, but she knows she can. She even says so herself: being a sexy librarian is as much an attitude as anything. The transformation is hot, fun to follow, and all around great ride (in more ways than one.) Now if only someone would tell me where that library is...
  • Toothy on May 08, 2013
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    This story is a must read if you appreciate vampire stories or sexy stories where the sexiness is derived from a slow mental takeover. Holly is a young, recently-turned vampire who has a lot to learn about herself in her new, unliving life. When she finds Joshua, she learns what kinds of powers she has. She just needs to get past Joshua's friends first. Strongly recommended.
  • Bimbo Bed Sheets (Bimbo, Transformation, Mind Control) on May 17, 2013
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    They say that the way to boil a frog isn't to drop the frog into boiling water; it'll hop right out. Instead, put it in room temperature water and then slowly raise the heat in the water. That frog metaphor holds up quite nicely with this little tale of a girl who, due to tight finances (among other things) takes on a second job at a mattress store. It's when her new boss gives her some new silky smooth bedsheets, that the heat really starts to pick up. A very good read if you like bimbo and transformation stories.