Nathan Fisher
Biography
Born in Britain, my varied career has taken me to many different countries including India, Australia, Germany and Russia, finally ending up in Florida, near Cape Canaveral. I've turned my hand to all sorts of things over the years, including motorcycle restoration, brewing beer, designing board games, managing a burlesque troupe, and being a roadie for several prog rock bands.
I've spent most of the last decade writing press releases and Web sites for companies and products you've never heard of, and finally decided it was time to write something just for fun.
Oh – and if you’re wondering whether these are true stories, then I’ve done what I set out to do! Just remember – always be safe, sane and consensual.
Books
Breakfast in Bed
by Nathan Fisher
Price: $0.99 USD. 5090 words.
Published on December 9, 2011. Fiction.
After a successful night out, Mark decides that Amy has earned a Saturday morning lie-in. But he's he's got more than just bacon and coffee on his mind for breakfast!
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Smashwords book reviews by Nathan Fisher
- Switch
on Sep. 02, 2011
I really enjoyed this. The change in perspective was unusual, and it gave an interesting insight into both the participants. A tricky subject, but handled really well - definitely a favorite read!
- My Favorite Threesome
on Sep. 02, 2011
A rock star seduces a couple of groupies. Obviously he had fun, but we don't really get to experience it - just as the sex gets going, it's all over in a few moans.
- Small Packages
on Sep. 02, 2011
Short and sweet.
- His Gift
on Sep. 02, 2011
Very well written - it's easy to visualise exactly what she's describing. The sex is hot and believable - definitely one for anyone who enjoys menage scenes and dominance.
- Inked
on Sep. 02, 2011
Intense, hot, no holds barred sex.
- Sexapalooza
on Sep. 02, 2011
I don't normally like this kind of fantasy erotica, but this was better than most.
- The Latex Dress
on Sep. 02, 2011
This is one of the hottest, sexiest stories I've read in a while. The situation is wonderfully intense and beautifully described. One for all fans of lez-dom fetish scenes.
- The Dressing Room
on Sep. 02, 2011
Very, very short - basically an entertaining quickie!
- The Duel
on Sep. 02, 2011
It's rare to find erotic comedy that works for me - this is one such.
- The Tantric Massage
on Sep. 02, 2011
There are two stories in this selection. In the first, the build up is there, but then... it's erotic but goes nowhere. The second, however, is much more what I was expecting.
- Welcome to the Fish Tank: An Erotic Fairy Tale
on Sep. 02, 2011
Unusual. I'm not entirely sure whether I liked it, but it was certainly an interesting read. It's free - try it for yourself and see!
- On Bended Knees
on Sep. 02, 2011
Short - too short. I want more! Oh, there's Volume Two, also free!
- My Dearest Isabella
on Sep. 02, 2011
More of an erotic love letter than a story. It certainly gave me ideas for letters I could send when I'm away from home...
- My Life as a Sex-o-Gram: Book One
on Sep. 02, 2011
Really enjoyed this collection of shorts. I'll definitely be springing a few bucks for Book Two.
- Best Night Ever
on Sep. 02, 2011
It's well-written, but felt like it needed to be part of a longer novel. The characters have depth and pathos to them which doesn't - to my mind - work in a story of this length. It felt at times like being a voyeur watching two unhappy people, more sad and uncomfortable than erotic.
- Retribution Time
on Sep. 02, 2011
(no rating)
Eee-ew! Absolutely NOT for the faint of heart.
- Native Lust
on Sep. 02, 2011
The sex scenes - fabulous. The gore - didn't appeal to me so much. If you like erotic horror, though, then you will LOVE this.
- The Next Sex Game of Stacy and Harold South?
on Sep. 02, 2011
Another great story from Ernest - Stacy and Harold's escapades always entertain me!
- Stacy and Harold at the Concert
on Sep. 02, 2011
My favorite Stacy and Harold story - might just have to give this one a try!
- Sabrina's Chastity Belt
on Sep. 02, 2011
Loved this one - a nice twist to an often-told scenario. Definitely a favorite!
- Mary's Toy
on Sep. 02, 2011
Perfect!
But really - are there husbands who'd be surprised by this?
- I Will Be Your Dominatrix
on Sep. 02, 2011
Pretty good - if you can manage not to laugh at the concept of McDungeon's!
- The Swing
on Sep. 04, 2011
This was a lot of fun - it made me go and find a copy of the original painting online and appreciate it in a whole new way. Beautifully written, and very entertaining - one of the best erotic short shorts on here.
- A Lady Pays Her Penalties
on Sep. 04, 2011
Definitely on the extreme fantasy side as far as I'm concerned - I wouldn't dare to try anything like this! But even so, I couldn't help being fascinated and couldn't stop reading.
- Wives in Service
on Sep. 04, 2011
The Conjugal Clock is an extraordinary story. I read it months ago, and still find it popping into my mind every so often. Well recommended for those who like Ashley's brand of S&M. Personally, I love it!
- Punish Me, Please Me
on Sep. 04, 2011
Ashley is one of the most thought-provoking erotica writers. He really gets into the heads of his characters, and shows us WHY they like to put themselves through this. Honestly, this is some of the best erotica since de Sade and von Sacher-Masoch. Can't recommend this highly enough to lovers of S&M.
- A Bestiary of Unnatural Women
on Sep. 04, 2011
Ashley's stories were part of the inspiration to start writing my own. I love the way he makes me think about his characters and makes them explore the boundaries of what they're comfortable with. This collection is quite superb.
- Pinochle or Strip Poker?
on Sep. 04, 2011
I always enjoy Ernest's stories - he's one of the reasons I started writing my own again after twenty-something years (I used to write reader's letters for men's magazines when I was a student - you didn't think they were real, did you?). This one's no exception. I like the way that everyone involved is having a great time - sex should be fun!
- Sex Stalker
on Sep. 04, 2011
A bored, lonely middle-aged businessman gets stalked by a mysterious woman who wants to have sex with him. If this was the other way round, it would be a creepy thriller. Definitely a fantasy for bored, lonely middle-aged businessmen - if that's you, then you will love this.
- My Snow White
on Sep. 04, 2011
I want to go to this Halloween party!
- With A Little Yelp From My Friends
on Sep. 04, 2011
An enjoyable story, but not Severin's best writing.
- Portrait of Bittersweet
on Sep. 04, 2011
This is the sort of BDSM story I really enjoy. It's a nice mix of fantasy and fetishism, and it's beautifully descriptive. Well recommended.
- Eve's Possessions House of Eve Volume 1
on Sep. 04, 2011
Not for me. It's well written, but I don't enjoy reading rape scenarios, particularly not man-on-man rape. If that doesn't bother you, then you'll enjoy this.
- A Door is Opened
on Sep. 04, 2011
A very enjoyable threesome BDSM scenario. I'd give this a full five stars except that I found some of the writing jarring - the big comic book sound effects (SPLAT SMACK SPLAT SMACK) and the overdone drawn out words ("that's soooo niiiiice... it feeeeels realllly goooood").
- The Train Ride
on Sep. 04, 2011
Very sexy stuff - makes me want to take a train ride!
- Magnum Tales ~ Q is for Question
on Sep. 04, 2011
A nice entry in the series. I'm glad this was there.
- Dark
on Sep. 04, 2011
The ending was great - and sparked off a few ideas!
- A Dom's Gift
on Sep. 04, 2011
I enjoy BDSM scenarios, but I don't enjoy them if the "victim" is genuinely unhappy. I found this uncomfortable reading, and not particularly erotic.
- Steamy Shoppers
on Sep. 04, 2011
Have you ever fantasized about a woman in a grocery store? Somehow, this one didn't quite do it for me, though. It felt like it was all in his imagination, not entirely convincing.
- Porn Can Be Fun
on Sep. 04, 2011
Yes, porn can be fun. However, I can't see this story appealing to anyone over 16. Come to think of it, when I look at what my kids have seen online, they're probably well beyond this already. As an early scene in a novel, this would be fine, but as a short story, it was disappointing.
- Shaken and Stirred
on Sep. 04, 2011
Bond-style action with plenty of bondage! There's actually a story to this: think of it as Modesty Blaise for the 21st century - well recommended.
- The Fifth Beauty
on Sep. 15, 2011
This is really enjoyable. It's not porn, it's a proper erotic story based on Chinese mythology. Well recommended.
- A Rainy Day
on Sep. 15, 2011
This was really good fun to read - left me wishing for rain!
- Masked Magick
on Sep. 15, 2011
Sex and magic can so often be really cheesy, like something out of a bad 70s movie, but this works well. I enjoyed it much more than I was expecting to and immediately went looking for more by this author. That's always a good sign!
- A Date With Tara
on Sep. 16, 2011
I wouldn't say I was offended, but this didn't do it for me. Only really for those who like serious femdom.
- Briefs (A Collection of Short Stories)
on Sep. 16, 2011
I liked some of these, but not all. However, as the author says, there's something for everyone. Grab it, and skip over the ones that aren't for you.
- Sympathy for the master
on Sep. 16, 2011
Made me giggle at times, but it's certainly not for everyone.
- Kerri Gets Caught
on Sep. 16, 2011
Enjoyed this one - Nikki's written a lot of stories, and her expertise shows.
- Parchment Of Passion: Argenia's Ascent
on Sep. 16, 2011
I enjoyed this one. You won't like it if femdom isn't your thing, so be warned. The only real quibble I have with it is the Kindle formatting - it's all bold text - but I suspect that's more to do with Smashwords than the author.
- Speed Dial
on Sep. 16, 2011
Ah, the good old horny housewife and hunky contractor fantasy... you can almost hear the cheesy boom-chicka boom-chicka 70s music playing as this one starts! It's actually good fun though - it doesn't quite do what you expect, and the contractor isn't just a plumber with a conveniently large toolbox. It kept me smiling throughout, and I really liked the ending!
- Red Light Passion
on Sep. 16, 2011
This just gets going and then... you have to pay for the next bit. This is much shorter than most free samples and isn't really enough for me to decide whether to buy chapter 2.
- The Purity Police and 271205
on Sep. 16, 2011
Warning: contains serious humiliation and torture. If you like that, then you'll like this. Personally, it's too extreme for me - I like my scenes more consensual.
- escortXXXstasy - Addicted to Love
on Oct. 01, 2011
(no rating)
This book claims to be "ten provocative and very true stories". Really, though, it's not so much a selection of stories as a handbook on how to use escort services combined with some personal reminiscences. If you're looking for stories, then download some porn. The stories here are all non-fiction, and don't go into much graphic detail. They're not erotic either: they're generally fairly factual and brief. Most of the stories come across as cautionary tales about sexual encounters that went horribly wrong or turned out to be a disappointment. It's somewhat surprising that in a book about the pleasures of using escort services, so little of the content is about the positive side of it; the author tells us more about the ugly girls, the ones with missing teeth, the ones who were late, and the ones who ripped him off. Even his proudest moment, an hour with Air Force Amy at the notorious Bunny Ranch in Nevada, is somehow lacking. The author admits to paying $2000 for the basic service, with an additional $1000 for "extras", and then finishes before he gets the extras. He tells us he had a great time and it was worth every cent, but all I could think of was what a waste of a thousand dollars. In fact, I just found myself mentally calculating how much money he's spent on bad sex in the last three decades or so.
The practical, factual information in the book is strangely fascinating. Whether you're planning to actually use escort services or you're just intrigued by how they operate in real life, the book is filled with all sorts of tit-bits. There's a handy guide to all the confusing acronyms they use (did you know what BBBJTCNQNS was? or MSOG?) and lists of both good and bad Web sites.
If you treat this book like one of those serious documentaries about the sex industry, you'll have a pretty good idea what to expect. It's certainly an interesting look at a usually unseen side of life, written with an honest, uncompromising style, but if you're looking for titillation, you won't find it here.