Location: United Kingdom
Member Since: April 19, 2010
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Nick Spalding


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Hello and thanks for visiting my page.

Scroll down to find links to all my books. Please take a look and pick up a copy if you like what you see!

If you have enjoyed reading my work, please leave a review as they are very important to the success of my books.

Best wishes,

Nick

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Bio:

Nick Spalding is a writer who has thus far made his living as a copywriter for a marketing company. As talking rubbish for a living can get tiresome (for anyone other than a politician), he also writes fiction on the side, hoping to be an author full-time one day.

Nick lives in the South of England in a three bed house…which is cleaner than you’d expect for a single, heterosexual male. He suffers from insomnia now and again and is deathly afraid of sponges.

Nick also once had sex with a stripper at an AC/DC concert. This has nothing to do with his career as an author, he just likes to tell everyone.

Email me at nick.spalding@hotmail.co.uk

Where to find Nick Spalding online

Website: http://www.amazon.com/-/e/B003M4DLXO
Twitter: Spalding_Author
Blog: http://spaldings-racket.blogspot.com/

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I, Zombie    by Nick Spalding
Price: $0.99 USD. 7870 words. Published by Nick Spalding on July 14, 2011. .
"My name is Jim Monroe and I am a zombie. My natural life on this planet has ceased and I’ve been re-animated to stalk the world as a pale, hollow imitation of my former self. I'm different from my undead brethren though... I'm a zombie with a brain. This is the short, shocking story of how I came to be this way."

Books

Dogs Of War    by Nick Spalding
Price: $0.99 USD. 11890 words. Published on December 6, 2011. Fiction.
Disaster. Epic. Huge. Unmitigated. Disaster. Zack Hampton’s beloved Gamestation console has just committed electronic suicide - right in the middle of a hectic Dogs Of War Team Deathmatch. Where the hell is he supposed to find another one the week before Christmas? All the shops have sold out!
Feedback: A Vampire Story    by Nick Spalding
Price: $0.99 USD. 9610 words. Published on September 28, 2011. Fiction.
Be careful who you write about. Keating the vampire used to love the horror stories that humans would write about his species. Madeline De Martine changed all that though. From terrifying, bloodthirsty creatures of the night… to maudlin, effeminate idiots obsessed with pubescent American girls, De Martine’s blockbuster romances had irrevocably ruined the image of the vampire...
Love... From Both Sides    by Nick Spalding
Price: $1.57 USD. 51240 words. Published on September 5, 2011. Fiction.
(5.00 from 1 review)
Sometimes, the hardest part of finding love is keeping a straight face… For Jamie Newman, being a single guy isn’t proving to be much fun. Mind you, being a girl in search of love isn’t a bowl of cherries either. Just ask Laura McIntyre. Based on real-life tales of dating disaster and relationship blunders, Love... From Both Sides is a warts-and-all romantic comedy.
The Cornerstone    by Nick Spalding
Price: $2.39 USD. 84640 words. Published on May 22, 2011. Fiction.
(5.00 from 1 review)
A great book will transport you to another world... literally, if you're not careful. On a gloomy Thursday afternoon, Max Bloom enters his local library in a last ditch attempt to stave off an epic case of teenage boredom. Among the hushed stacks he discovers The Cornerstone, a strange book tucked away on a dusty, forgotten shelf...
Life... On A High    by Nick Spalding
Price: $1.57 USD. 52060 words. Published on April 30, 2011. Nonfiction.
(5.00 from 1 review)
Nick Spalding is back… and this time he’s airborne! By popular demand - and because those counselling sessions won’t pay for themselves - Nick returns in the sequel to Life… With No Breaks, with more anecdotes, stories and asides to delight and amaze. After you've read Life... On A High, you may never look at the rest of the world the same way again!
Spine Slaughter    by Nick Spalding
Price: $0.99 USD. 8200 words. Published on August 10, 2010. Fiction.
A comedy horror short story from Nick Spalding, author of Life... With No Breaks & The Cornerstone. On a warm summer's day the village of Wincing On Thames is attacked by the most unlikely of monsters... Hoards of deadly hedgehogs are on the loose and out for blood. Can ASBO wielding Jason, Scab the punk and their friends survive the onslaught?
Life... With No Breaks    by Nick Spalding
Price: $1.57 USD. 56630 words. Published on April 22, 2010. Nonfiction.
0.75 star(4.67 from 6 reviews)
Nick Spalding tried to write a book in 24 hours. Turns out that’s impossible... it took 30! Life… With No Breaks is a unique, hilarious and heartfelt look at the modern world we live in today, told by a master story-teller with much to say - and only a weekend to say it in. After you've read Life... With No Breaks, you may never look at the world the same way again!

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