Revolt of the Enjoli Woman by Courtney Farrell
Approx. 1,410 words.
Published on February 29, 2012.
If I bring home the bacon, why do I have to fry it up too? I’m just not getting that warm and fuzzy feeling from picking up some guy’s dirty socks, and last I heard, a little vial from the sperm bank was about twenty bucks. Consider this: if we make enough money to support ourselves and our children, what do we need them for?