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P.C. Anders

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What does a Vietnamese masseuse mean when she asks, "Massage Your Baby"? Why is lingam massage a hot topic in the Philippines? Suggestions for the Care and Protection of Balls, and against penile insult: Massage-lover P.C. Anders writes uninhibited, lighthearted, uncensored, sexy, and funny stories about massage, often playing with words, language, ideas, and observations of travel and women. He agrees with Mark Twain, who wrote: "Nature knows no indecencies. Man invents them." He believes that massage is a humanizing force, a force for peace, and that "the simple desire to reach out and touch someone" (Houellebecq) and to be touched is a deeply human instinct that will, in addition, make us a more peaceful planet.

Smashwords Interview

Why do you write?
To share my sense of joy, wonder, and laughter. To play with words. And because love and passion have played such an important part in my life.
When did you first start writing?
I was writing as a child of 9 and 10--as soon as someone gave me a proper pen, and I could find some paper-- making up a fantasy world to overcome the sadness of my childhood.
Read more of this interview.

Where to find P.C. Anders online

Twitter: @imbooks

Where to buy in print

https://www.amazon.com/P.C.-Anders/e/B00DB6R8RS/

Books

Massages in Pleasurelandia by
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 15,460. Language: English. Published: August 29, 2018 . Categories: Nonfiction » Health, wellbeing, & medicine » Massage, Nonfiction » Travel » Essays & Travelogues
Welcome to Pleasurelandia, where happy, laughing masseuses give their customers lessons in the female anatomy, and completely change an honest man's mind, bringing out his suppressed desires, making them rise to the occasion. Short, sexy, and funny massage episodes describe people who live for each day, are happy with little things, and have few real inhibitions about sex.
Are You A Massage Addict? by
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 5,560. Language: English. Published: December 26, 2016 . Categories: Nonfiction » Health, wellbeing, & medicine » Massage, Essay » Sociology
Do you have a massage addiction? The author, using his own story as a guide, suggests certain criteria and questions which may lead you to judge, for yourself, whether your frequent massages are a symptom of an addiction or just a passion that you could easily discontinue when some other hobby or activity sezies your fancy. This short book is about a health problem and an issue of public interest.
Massage and Sex in Indonesia and the UK by
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 9,470. Language: English. Published: December 19, 2014 . Categories: Nonfiction » Health, wellbeing, & medicine » Massage, Nonfiction » Travel » Essays & Travelogues
Sometimes, they want it, and you don’t. Sometimes, you want it, but they don’t. But if either of you tries to engage in the world's oldest game--seduction--sometimes, you do get what you need. In this sexy book of massage experiences, set mainly in Indonesia and briefly in the UK, the author describes how massage can lead to consensual, joyous sex. Humorous, realistic erotic short stories.
The Complete Uncensored Massage (3 Books in One) by
Price: $8.99 USD. Words: 74,860. Language: English. Published: March 25, 2014 . Categories: Nonfiction » Health, wellbeing, & medicine » Massage, Nonfiction » Travel » Essays & Travelogues
From a Sandwich Massage in Thailand to the no-pants massages of Vietnam and Thailand and the Russian Tantric and Nude Finnish massages in New York City, this sizzling massage travelogue will give you hours of reading pleasure and information. With a single Western massage often costing $70 or more, this book is a bargain combining humor with experience and insight. Non-pc, total honesty.
The Uncensored Massage: Cambodia and the Czech Republic by
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 19,530. Language: English. Published: November 30, 2013 . Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Interracial, Nonfiction » Travel » Essays & Travelogues
Again and again, in these erotic massage adventures in Cambodia and the Czech Republic, a traveler searching for a "real" massage succumbs to erotic heaven, sometimes offered, sometimes provoked--and is grateful for the oldest pleasure in the world. Grateful, too, for blind masseuses with whom he makes secret connections, grateful for the pain that connects him with a glorious kisser.
The Uncensored Massage: Massage and Sex in America and Elsewhere by
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 28,160. Language: English. Published: December 4, 2012 . Categories: Nonfiction » Health, wellbeing, & medicine » Massage, Nonfiction » Sex & Relationships  » Men's sexuality
A redheaded masseuse touches a married man all over, under a thin cotton sheet, and he is thus arroused and introduced to the sexual revolution in the once puritanical American massage scene, now made richer by Holism, Koreans, Russians, Chinese, Southeast Asian, Latin American & East European immigrants. Thus begins a personal pursuit of pain and pleasure, from innocence to experience.
Lingam and Yoni Massage: A Safe Sex, Anti-War, and Economic Recovery Tool by
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 4,650. Language: English. Published: December 14, 2011 . Categories: Nonfiction » Sex & Relationships  » Sexual alternatives
Not only are un-massaged penises responsible for more than half the world's problems, they are mainly to blame for wars, unsafe sex, and global warming. So argues this short book exploring the explosive Rise of lingam massage and its promise for world peace and economic prosperity. This yoni-friendly book also demands equal Justice For All Yonis (i.e. Vaginas ).
The Uncensored Massage: Thailand, Indonesia, Vietnam, and China by
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 41,630. Language: English. Published: October 12, 2011 . Categories: Nonfiction » Health, wellbeing, & medicine » Massage, Nonfiction » Sex & Relationships  » Men's sexuality
The wild massage scene in Thailand, Indonesia, Vietnam, and China, is often a front, the author realizes, in this hilarious voyage of discovery that begins with a Sandwich Massage in Thailand and proceeds to massages with sexually ravenous Indonesian women and extreme sexual provocation in Vietnam and China. There are also some scenes set in Cambodia and India. Non-pc, R-rated sexual content.

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