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Pantson Fire


Biography

Pantson Fire is an actor, artist, and filmmaker from upstate NY--as an artist, he often paints horses, and has exhibited his work in Saratoga Springs, NY.

Where to find Pantson Fire online

Website: http://www.wsicebooks.com
Blog: http://wsicebooks.com/wordpress/

Books

Zombie Games    by Pantson Fire
Price: $1.99 USD. 14900 words. Published by WSIC EBooks Ltd.  on May 4, 2012. Fiction.
This novella is not about the old-time zombies you are used to. No, today, you can hardly tell who is a zombie and who isn’t. We are here to fill in the blanks. Now, we’re not saying there is anything wrong with it, but what if you have to pretend you are gay in order to get a job, and then have to hide a nearly naked beautiful woman between your legs? Or, what if you are forced to enter a...
Majestic    by Pantson Fire
Price: $0.99 USD. 2730 words. Published by WSIC EBooks Ltd.  on February 14, 2012. Fiction.
Wolfgang Majestic, a postmodern Everyman, gives us a glimpse into the near future, and it’s not a pretty picture — except for his girlfriend. That’s Gigi Yamaha, a very hot, scary person.
My Mississippi Miss    by Pantson Fire
Price: $0.99 USD. 16120 words. Published by WSIC EBooks Ltd.  on December 23, 2011. Fiction.
Jay Gatz is arrested and kicked out of college, and if he didn’t already have enough to think about, trying to straighten all that up, he meets Darcy, a beautiful redhead from Mississippi. Other ebooks available by Pantson Fire: Existential Girls Girlfriends Undressed Max Tunnel Of Love We Used to be Shakers Zombie Man
Max    by Pantson Fire
Price: Free! 1600 words. Published by WSIC EBooks Ltd.  on December 7, 2011. Fiction.
Maximillion and Maxithousand had good jobs with the king, Charles the Number. In the Dark Ages, there were different ways of dealing with assassins. Book Review by Trixie T "I am so glad that Pantson decided to put his short story ebook up for free for his readers enjoyment as his quirky sense of humor always freshens my day"
The Existentialist    by Pantson Fire
Price: $0.99 USD. 6250 words. Published by WSIC EBooks Ltd.  on October 18, 2011. Fiction.
Existentialist girls may appear to live for today, but it is not that simple. If life has no meaning, then everything is absurd. The Existentialist girl is into her own kind of genetic engineering, a serious agenda. Fans of bikinis and thongs, Jessica Alba, Angelina Jolie, Miley Cyrus, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton know that you have to make the most of the moment.
We Used To Be Shakers    by Pantson Fire
Price: $0.99 USD. 12080 words. Published by WSIC EBooks Ltd.  on August 11, 2011. Fiction.
Jimbo Wildhamer, distraught over his third divorce, decides to go to a nudist colony, and, during a heavy rainstorm, checks into a new age religious settlement by mistake. The next morning he goes for a swim, still thinking he’s at a nudist colony. He meets Felicity Jones, a gorgeous literary agent, who forgives him for his errant behavior. His extreme embarrassment turns to gratitude.
Tunnel Of Love    by Pantson Fire
Price: $1.49 USD. 18830 words. Published by WSIC EBooks Ltd.  on June 7, 2011. Fiction.
Dierdre works for an art magazine. Her sister Felicity is a literary agent. When they accidentally switch luggage, Dierdre finds herself in Chicago with only Felicity’s low cut blouses and miniskirts, and no eyeglasses. Turns out to be a good combination when she meets Steve Van Gogh. Meanwhile, Felicity is stuck in a fake religious settlement until..
Zombie Man    by Pantson Fire
Price: $1.99 USD. 5770 words. Published by WSIC EBooks Ltd.  on May 13, 2011. Fiction.
A wild, surprising love story starts when Rod Crypton finds out he’s a zombie and joins one of their singles groups. He meets Vonzilla, a sexy female werewolf, who sometimes runs away and howls at the moon. It takes getting used to.
Girlfriends Undressed    by Pantson Fire
Price: $1.99 USD. 18770 words. Published by WSIC EBooks Ltd.  on April 26, 2011. Fiction.
How guys get lucky: A political candidate with a birthmark on his face that looks like the Empire State Building has to see a female doctor about a side effect that lasts 4 hours. A seminarian’s roommate sneaks girls into the room. A theater worker has to pretend he’s gay, then has to hide a nearly naked young woman between his legs in a ticket booth. These are only 3 of the 5 stories.

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