Hint, Hint, Hint, You Idiots! by Parker Heimann
Approx. 4,690 words.
Published on November 22, 2012 by
A woman suffers from one fatal flaw—being too hot. At least, that’s what a lot of her girlfriends say, and it’s why guys are too afraid to approach her for a one-night stand. She doesn’t want a husband. She doesn’t even want a date. All she wants is to have sex. Is that so hard for a hot girl to want? We’ll find out.