Alex Hansen


Alex Hansen is a part-time writer from Pennsylvania who specializes in interpretive rewrites of elementary school science textbooks.

Just kidding.

But he has written about demons, dystopias and drive-thrus, so maybe nothing is off-limits.

Where to find Alex Hansen online


Hell's Attic
Series: The New Devil. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 19,640. Language: English. Published: February 20, 2015. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
With the threat of Lucifer's Firstborn still looming, Jason and his inner circle explore a new corner of Hell in search of a way to defeat the invading army.
Lucifer's Firstborn
Series: The New Devil, Book 3. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 18,760. Language: English. Published: January 14, 2015. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
Upon his return to Hell, Jason learns that Azraal has made an attempt to take over during his absence. Even more pressing is the sudden invasion by fearsome unknown creatures that have been unearthed in the Department of Torture. Still fighting potential threats to his power, Jason must try to save Hell from a force even worse than demons.
Dying in Reverse
Series: The New Devil, Book 2. You set the price! Words: 13,740. Language: English. Published: January 14, 2015. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
Having just solidified his tenuous control over Hell, Jason tries to tackle the day-to-day management of his kingdom. He is quickly beset with a series of new problems, however. Kivra still expects him to bend to her will, a riot upsets the leaderless Department of Transportation, and two demons have managed to escape to the Realm of the Living to execute a plan of particular importance to Jason.
The New Devil
Series: The New Devil, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 22,870. Language: English. Published: January 14, 2015. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
After being murdered, young Jason Giles arrives in Hell and is tricked into taking over the devil's job. With the help of his predecessor's aide, he begins to learn the ropes of ruling Hell in order to defend himself from many mutinous demons and to keep the denizens of the underworld from escaping into the realm of the living.
The Kill Room
Price: Free! Words: 4,600. Language: English. Published: May 3, 2014. Category: Fiction » Themes & motifs » Political
Bernard Jarvis is waiting to die. He and hundreds of others are standing in line as the government conducts a routine purge of its least valuable citizens. While awaiting his execution, Bernard meets an old friend with some radical ideas. He begins to think that maybe the state shouldn't have the right to determine when he dies.
The Weather Man
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 71,060. Language: English. Published: February 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
What if you had the chance to lead a life of total mediocrity in which all of your wildest dreams will probably never come true? This is the life of Dan Weatherly...until a budding romance with a new coworker offers him the only extraordinary thing he's ever had. The blog he once used to complain about his life begins to chronicle the hilarious ups and downs of his new relationship.
A Vampire's Proposal
Price: Free! Words: 4,350. Language: English. Published: January 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Lance is all set to propose to his girlfriend, Alyssa. The only problem is that she doesn't know he's a vampire. How can he be honest with her about who he is without scaring her off?

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absurdism    afterlife    blog    boobs    broccoli    comedy about death    community college    dark humor    dating    death    demon    demons    devil    dystopia    epistolary novel    execution    fast food    future    future government    government control    hell    humor    internet    intrigue    misconceptions    murder    new adult    relationships    romance    sex    short story    torture    vampires   

Smashwords book reviews by Alex Hansen

  • Jim Fosse's Expense Claim on May 03, 2014

    This is well worth the short time it takes to read. It's entertaining the way the story unfolds and then spirals out of control. It's funny without ever being too silly and it's dark without becoming too creepy. I don't laugh out loud much when I read, but this gave me a few chuckles!