I’ve been a full-time technical and freelance writer for more than 15 years. I can write anything you require, from a biography to an advertisement to a novel to an editorial, from an operations and maintenance manual to a poem or a screenplay. If you wish to collaborate on a project, I can help you. If you need a ghostwriter because you have an idea but can’t put it into words, I can help you. If you’ve written something but need it edited and proofed, I can help you. My rates are completely flexible and I am willing to work around your schedule, provided you can work around mine.
I write fiction and nonfiction on topics ranging from humor and philosophy to current events, technical reference, and the martial arts. I also write a weekly technology column for the conservative website WorldNetDaily called Technocracy. My work has been featured online and in print in various magazines, trade publications, books, and instructional media. I both live and love what I do — and I’d like to write for you.
I also perform video and voice acting, testimonials, voice-over, and narration work. I have a pleasant speaking voice, a professional on-mike and on-camera demeanor, and the ability to articulate your message in any medium. One of the ways I indulge in this facet of my work is through Fiverr, where I fulfill very brief voice-over and video testimonial jobs for the website’s customers.
My role is that of communicator. There is no project I will not consider and no communication task with which I cannot help you. Please contact me to inquire about rates, writing assignments, joint projects, and any other writing, voice acting, and video services in which you are interested.
I’m a real person, not just an algorithm running on some remote server on the Internet. Yes, I am politically a conservative/libertarian, philosophically an objectivist, spiritually a mystic, and emotionally a curmudgeon. What I’m not is some sort of crackpot. I’m a happy, direct, and reasonable fellow. I’m glad to talk to you and I treat everyone with the respect they offer. When a man puts his opinions in the public sphere, it’s only natural that some people will disagree and even be offended. I guarantee you, however, that if something I’ve written has made you angry, I’m probably not the person you think me to be. If, instead, what I’ve written has made you think, held your interest, entertained you, or made you laugh out loud, so much the better.
You may call me at any time at 315.391.1626. I look forward to hearing from you.
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'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE DUKE MANFIST SAVED CHRISTMAS
Santa Claus is running low on ammunition... and running out of time. When Claus is seriously injured attempting to deliver the last present of the Christmas season, ownership of the holidays could fall to a series of lesser-known, culturally stereotypical, incongruously anthropomorphic characters.
It's up to Duke Manfist, the world's manliest action hero, to set things right.
DUKE MANFIST: THANKSGIVING...WITH MY FIST!
What are you thankful for? If you're Duke Manfist, the world's manliest action hero, you're thankful for bacon, hot babes, and the opportunity to punch evil in the face wherever it may hide. Join Duke and his often-killed partner, Ken Goodspeed, as our hero punches his way through the nefarious schemes of his arch-nemesis, the Cursed Hand.
DUKE MANFIST AND THE GHERT PERMKERN
ERMAHGERD, it's DUKE MANFIST! The world's manliest action hero punches his way through the pumpkin patch of your self-doubt, not to mention your inner longing for entertainment, in this Halloween-themed, meme-heavy miniseries.
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