RyFT Brand

Biography

RyFT Brand is one of the pen names of writer Robert F Thompson. He lives, writes, wonders, and wanders from Bucks County, Pennsylvania. His first novel, A Book of Beginnings was published in 2001. he's just so weird.

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Books

Jazz: Monster Collector In: Crime Scenes (Season 1, Episode 9)
By RyFT Brand
Series: Jazz, MC: Earth's Lament, Book 9. Price: Free! Words: 7,710. Language: English. Published: February 9, 2014 by Tricorner Publishing. Category: Fiction
(4.00 from 1 review)
Jazz is pressed into working side by side with Boss Geeter’s Sasquatch henchman. Ever cautious of her unwanted companion, she searches for clues to the unexplained attacks on Mirth’s monster community. When they’re attacked by a cadre of clowns who’ve brought along some magic users this time, at least one of her teammates will pay a heavy price. The ninth episode of a serialized adventure story.
Jazz: Monster Collector In: Ultimatums By The Bagful (Season 1, Episode 8)
By RyFT Brand
Series: Jazz, MC: Earth's Lament, Book 8. Price: Free! Words: 8,310. Language: English. Published: January 5, 2014 by Tricorner Publishing. Category: Fiction
Jazz and DJ track a dangerous paleo bear to the eastern wilds, and end up captives of the human-hating wood elves. So why do the dark elves of the forest come to Jazz’s aid? And what on Mirth did they do that was horrible enough to drive our Monster Collector to turn to Boss Geeter for help? Tune in and find out. The eighth episode of a serialized adventure story.
Jazz, Monster Collector in: Back To Work (season 1, episode 7)
By RyFT Brand
Series: Jazz, MC: Earth's Lament, Book 7. Price: Free! Words: 6,920. Language: English. Published: April 5, 2012 by Tricorner Publishing. Category: Fiction
(5.00 from 1 review)
Exhausted, starving, and injured, Jazz is captured and tortured by an island-troll crime boss and his overeager goon that just happens to be a sasquatch. She manages to receive a deadly injury while making her escape, only to land dead in the path of an oncoming train. Yet somehow her day is about to get even worse. How does she do it?
PeeDee3, Intergalactic, Insectiod Assassin in: Gravy Day (season 1, episode 8)
By RyFT Brand
Series: PeeDee3 is Dead, Book 8. Price: Free! Words: 7,090. Language: English. Published: April 1, 2012 by Tricorner Publishing. Category: Fiction
(5.00 from 1 review)
The galaxy's most successful and most hated insectoid assassin versus his deadliest foe ever—when the bug versus boredom the entire universe quakes with fear.
PeeDee3, Intergalactic, Insectoid Assassin in: Chase Seen Seven (Int Arsenal Outlet), Take One (season 1, episode 7)
By RyFT Brand
Series: PeeDee3 is Dead, Book 7. Price: Free! Words: 5,930. Language: English. Published: December 22, 2011 by Tricorner Publishing. Category: Fiction
PeeDee3 stops by Dollarworld’s overstocked arsenal outlet with a mighty long shopping list (he’s completely out of red herring grenades) and a coupon for uncle Nezbit’s Spicy Brain Sauce burning a hole in the pocket of his quadra-sleeved trench coat. But the, buy the brain extractor, get the sauce free offer just might be too good to be true. Does anyone else smell a trap?
Jazz, Monster Collector in: Of Fai, Fire, and Fur (season 1, episode 6)
By RyFT Brand
Series: Jazz, MC: Earth's Lament, Book 6. Price: Free! Words: 6,700. Language: English. Published: December 6, 2011 by Tricorner Publishing. Category: Fiction
(5.00 from 1 review)
Tied to a chair, beaten by a monstrous thug, and interrogated by a terrible troll, death just might be the simplest way out of this predicament. But Jazz rarely chooses the simple path.
Jazz, Monster Collector in: A Friendly Place of Dying (season 1, episode 5)
By RyFT Brand
Series: Jazz, MC: Earth's Lament, Book 5. Price: Free! Words: 5,620. Language: English. Published: December 6, 2011 by Tricorner Publishing. Category: Fiction
(5.00 from 1 review)
In the custody of the enforcer corps, Jazz is facing a long stint in the mallow mines. But the jokes on them, because the magical stone in her belly is about to backlash, causing her a horrific and painful death and robbing them all of the pleasure of turning her into a slave. Good plan, Jazz.
A Visit from Naughty Claus
By RyFT Brand
Price: Free! Words: 860. Language: English. Published: December 1, 2011 by Tricorner Publishing. Category: Fiction
0.5 star(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Bad kids get coal; really bad kids get a visit from Naughty Claus. Free until December the thirty-first—Happy Holidays!
Jazz, Monster Collector in: Welcome to Nittsburg (Season One, Episode Four)
By RyFT Brand
Series: Jazz, MC: Earth's Lament, Book 4. Price: Free! Words: 7,050. Language: English. Published: September 10, 2011 by Tricorner Publishing. Category: Fiction
(5.00 from 1 review)
Jazz, armed with a bevy of weapons and her favorite motorcycle, is putting Clowntown behind her. The Nittsburg boarder is just minutes away and she desperately needs to scrub the magical stone gurgling in her belly. But she has the Kriscrossa, the Crank’s elite fighter squadron, on her tail. Seems like Jazz has two choices, run and get herself shot, or stand and fight and get herself shot.
Jazz, Monster Collector in: Downtown Clowntown (Season One, Episode Three)
By RyFT Brand
Series: Jazz, MC: Earth's Lament, Book 3. Price: Free! Words: 7,590. Language: English. Published: July 25, 2011 by Tricorner Publishing. Category: Fiction
(5.00 from 1 review)
Jazz has less than twenty four hours to cross seven city blocks, get to her office, and scrub the Not Now Stone in her pickle jar of Soul-lution or she’ll suffer every injury the stone had ever healed four-fold. Piece of cake, or it would be if she wasn’t in Clowntown, hadn’t gotten trapped inside a haunted house, and her name wasn’t Jazz, Monster Collector.
PeeDee3, Intergalactic, Insectoid, Assassin in: Fafafalala and Dosido my Eggplant, Part-2 (Season 1, Episode 5)
By RyFT Brand
Series: PeeDee3 is Dead, Book 5. Price: Free! Words: 7,390. Language: English. Published: July 24, 2011 by Tricorner Publishing. Category: Fiction
(5.00 from 1 review)
Fafafalala, a planet with a constantly changing past, present, and future, it’s one of the most dangerous places in the galaxy and the bug’s barely keeping his antennae attached to his head, and his head attached to his thorax. Unknown to PeeDee3, his mark’s hired a gun of his own, the lethal disco-dancing assassin, Convoy Shasta Badself. The bug may have just met his windshield.
Jazz, Monster Collector in: Creatures and Clowns (Season One, Episode Two)
By RyFT Brand
Series: Jazz, MC: Earth's Lament, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 4,910. Language: English. Published: July 5, 2011 by Tricorner Publishing. Category: Fiction
(5.00 from 1 review)
Jazz walked away from a crash landing and right into the monster ghetto known as Clowntown. She’s hurt, tired, hungry and needs to make it out before dark as even her shadow sight won’t do much good against the residents of this nightmare neighborhood. If she keeps moving, keeps quiet, and gets lucky she might make it out unnoticed. But the only luck Jazz ever seems to have is bad, really bad.
PeeDee3, Intergalactic, Insectoid Assassin in: Fafafalala and Dosido my Eggplant (Season 1, Episode 4)
By RyFT Brand
Series: PeeDee3 is Dead, Book 4. Price: Free! Words: 3,740. Language: English. Published: June 24, 2011 by Tricorner Publishing. Category: Fiction
(5.00 from 1 review)
PeeDee3’s latest mark fled to the one place the galaxy’s most feared and least liked insectiod assassin might not be able to find him, the chronologically unstable planet, Fafafalala. Peddling a misappropriated unicyclone halfway across the galaxy with the Galactic Space Patrol hot on his tail and their photosynthetic torpedo tubes fully charged, the bug’s in deep frass this time.
Jazz, Monster Collector in: Crash Down (Season one, Episode One)
By RyFT Brand
Series: Jazz, MC: Earth's Lament, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 6,160. Language: English. Published: May 28, 2011 by Tricorner Publishing. Category: Fiction
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
(Serialized Fiction) Jazz is a deferred species bonds collector, which means she collects monsters, and she’s all too happy to do it. But today she’s running an errand so trivial it hardy justifies her attention. But when a squadron of Cranks start trying to blow her and her sentient flycraft, Ship, out of the air, it will take all of her expertise to survive.
PeeDee3, Intergalactic Insectiod Assassin in: In Sheep's Clothing (Season 1, Episode 2)
By RyFT Brand
Series: PeeDee3 is Dead, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 5,750. Language: English. Published: March 21, 2011 by Tricorner Publishing. Category: Fiction
0.5 star(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Peedee3 has been hired by a ‘Dillo, a dame built like a brick house, meaning she’s even tougher than he is. Soon he’s traversing the galaxy accompanied by a slippery eel with his own plans. Today the bug will face loss of life and limbs at the paws of a professional cat armed with a SST launched knievel missile. A bug never had it so good. File under Sci-Fi Noir Comedy Series
PeeDee3, Intergalactic, Insectiod Assassin in: Gut Feeling (Season 1, Episode 1)
By RyFT Brand
Series: PeeDee3 is Dead, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 3,780. Language: English. Published: February 26, 2011 by Tricorner Publishing. Category: Fiction
0.75 star(4.67 from 3 reviews)
PeeDee3 is one bad bug with a zeal to kill...for a price. But now he's trailing his very last mark and this hit’s on the house because revenge is footing the bill. With his trusty bowling ball cannon at his exoskeletonized side and his complex eyes opened wide all he needs is a target. But time is running out because the death he’s avenging is his own. File under Sci-Fi Noir Comedy Series

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