I'm a writer. I have a day job, which is supposed to be a Bad Thing for a writer to have, but I love it and it gives me plenty of time to write. I live in a small town just outside of London, with my wife and two cats.
As well as Smashwords, I have a variety of short fiction available on Weaponizer (http://www.weaponizer.co.uk/oneauthor.php?id=11). I write comics with Lee Smart (http://666hoursforyou.deviantart.com)