Mr. Smartass
by Ryan Daly
Price: $2.99 USD. 97170 words.
Published on February 6, 2012. Fiction.
Good morning, class! Your teacher couldn't be here because he died a horrible death, but we found a terrific substitute. His name is Alan Raff, but you can call him Mr. Smartass, and if you thought having a sub was an excuse to goof off and not learn anything, guess what? Alan thinks so, too! The only thing he wants to teach you is how to have sex safely and shame your friends and family.