James Whitesell

Biography

Whitesell was born and raised in Minnesota where he spent the winter months learning just how long an icicle can get before spring comes. This had the unsurprising result of Whitesell eventually hotfooting it for the Land of No Icicles. Southern Arizona. Here Señor Whitesell began a new career with Customs and Border Protection, raised his kids and managed to avoid unpleasant encounters with dyspeptic rattlesnakes and the ubiquitous assassin of the desert--cactus.

Whitesell is non-fluent in a several languages, plays a number of musical instructions to distraction and irritates the hell out of his family with constantly sticking his Nikon D5100 DSLR in their unamused faces.

Plus he likes to write books.
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Smashwords Interview

Prelude....
The interviewer is Joseph Robert "Joe Bob" Snipwell III. A recent J school grad who is fond of looking at himself in the mirror and saying things like "Pulitzer Prize, dude. Pulitzer Prize." His ex-girlfriend Linda Sue Mango sourly commenting when breaking up with him it "was a darn good thing egos are not tangible solid objects, Joe Bob, 'cause if they were you'd never be able to get through a doorway."

The interview, done in Joe Bob's "tough guy school of interviewing," as follows..
Joe Bob. Mr. Whitesell. First off, what motivated an ordinary non-literary person you to think you could write a book that people would want to read?
Whitesell. Well, Joe Bob, it was either that or my wife's real, real long list of honey do's.
Read more of this interview.

Where to find James Whitesell online


Books

Border Tales Too Book II The Further Borderland (Mis)Adventures of CBP Officers Elvis Mahoney & Co-Conspirators
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Price: Free! Words: 100,390. Language: English. Published: March 15, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Border Tales. Former reporter and CBP officer James Whitesell's original journalistic non-fiction work on the Arizona/Mexico border. Do a literary genetic splice and add Mark Twain on LSD to Border Tales. The result? The Border Tales Too books. Take a step outside ordinary reality and give 'em a read. Oughta be good for some laughs.
Border TalesToo The Borderland (Mis)Adventures of CBP Officers Elvis Mahoney & Co-Conspirators
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Price: Free! Words: 105,330. Language: English. Published: March 15, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Border Tales. Former reporter and CBP officer James Whitesell's original journalistic non-fiction work on the on the Arizona/Mexico border. Do a literary genetic splice. and add Mark Twain on LSD to Border Tales. The result? Border Tales Too. Take a step outside ordinary reality and give it a read. Oughta be good for some laughs. .
Ausgleich--Scales of Justice
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Price: Free! Words: 120,860. Language: English. Published: October 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Historical » General
Ausgleich is a hybrid book. Fiction, yet with a bibliography. One part mainstream history, another part witness statements, both embedded in a fictional matrix. The plot, characters and situations are fictional. Yet Ausgleich rests on a solid historical bedrock that many will find difficult to accept. A second holocaust occurred in WWII. One ignored in the West. The victims? Germans.
The Storm
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Price: Free! Words: 142,730. Language: English. Published: October 4, 2013. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Action & suspense
In 1983 the storm of the century inundates the desert state of Arizona. A disparate group of people--pot hunters, hikers, illegal immigrants, smugglers and would be hijackers--are stranded in the Huachuca Mountains by rising flood waters. Bad luck? Far worse. They are being stalked. A murderously deranged man uses the cover of the storm to begin killing the interlopers in "his" mountains
Border Tales
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Price: Free! Words: 126,040. Language: English. Published: August 28, 2012. Category: Nonfiction » History » Modern / 21st Century
A first hand journalistic account of the day to day working life of front line Customs and Border Protection officers on the Arizona Mexican border. The author is both a former journalist and a retired Customs and Border Patrol officer.

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