Thomas Koulfax

Biography

Thomas Koulfax has spent his entire professional life in education, reaching the pinnacle of his profession by the age of 30. He has authored over 19 books under various pen names. The pen names are truly a necessity due to his propensity to attract extremely obese stalkers. Koulfax remains to this day socially awkward with way too many idiosyncrasies to function as an adult in today’s society.
Thomas Koulfax continues to work in education. He lives with his wife a daughter on their modest estate in Northeastern Pennsylvania.

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Books

Salmonella for the Soul presents...Oh God, She Farted
By Thomas Koulfax
Price: Free! Words: 1,140. Language: English. Published: August 13, 2011. Category: Fiction
Your hero, Thomas Koulfax, finds himself trapped with a grenade...a buttaface...and disgusting fat-body!!!!
Emus!!!!
By Thomas Koulfax
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,880. Language: English. Published: August 7, 2011. Category: Fiction
In honor of Special Education Awareness Month, Salmonella for the Soul presents a true story combining the inspiratiopn of Rocky, the introspection of Good Will Hunting and the vulgarity of Redd Foxx. EMUS!!! is a heartwarming story about overcoming a severe disability to battle wits with one of the sharpest scientific minds of the new millenium (insert sarcasm).
Salmonella for the Soul presents...The Secret Santa
By Thomas Koulfax
Price: Free! Words: 1,200. Language: English. Published: August 4, 2011. Category: Fiction
The Secret Santa is the first in a long line of short, humorous but very true stories presented by Salmonella for the Soul. Enjoy this celebration of dysfunction as Thomas Koulfax joins his co-workers in celebrating his first Christmas holiday as a teacher. It's a true Christmas miracle when Little St. Dick (yes, Dick) crashes the party!

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