Laurence Shames


Biography

Laurence Shames has been a New York City taxi driver, lounge singer, furniture mover, lifeguard, dishwasher, gym teacher, and shoe salesman. Having failed to distinguish himself in any of those professions, he turned to writing full-time in 1976 and has not done an honest day’s work since.

His basic laziness notwithstanding, Shames has published twenty books and hundreds of magazine articles and essays. Best known for his critically acclaimed series of eight Key West novels, he has also authored non-fiction and enjoyed considerable though largely secret success as a collaborator and ghostwriter. Shames has penned four New York Times bestsellers. These have appeared on four different lists, under four different names, none of them his own. This might be a record.

Born in Newark, New Jersey in 1951, to chain-smoking parents of modest means but flamboyant emotions, Shames did not know Philip Roth, Paul Simon, Queen Latifa, Shaquille O’Neal, or any of the other really cool people who have come from his hometown. He graduated summa cum laude from NYU in 1972 and was inducted into Phi Beta Kappa. As a side note, both his alma mater and honorary society have been extraordinarily adept at tracking his many address changes through the decades, in spite of the fact that he’s never sent them one red cent, and never will.

It was on an Italian beach in the summer of 1970 that Shames first heard the sacred call of the writer’s vocation. Lonely and poor, hungry and thirsty, he’d wandered into a seaside trattoria, where he noticed a couple tucking into a big platter of fritto misto. The man was nothing much to look at but the woman was really beautiful. She was perfectly tan and had a very fine-gauge gold chain looped around her bare tummy. The couple was sharing a liter of white wine; condensation beaded the carafe. Eye contact was made; the couple turned out to be Americans. The man wiped olive oil from his rather sensual lips and introduced himself as a writer. Shames knew in that moment that he would be one too.

He began writing stories and longer things he thought of as novels. He couldn’t sell them.

By 1979 he’d somehow become a journalist and was soon publishing in top-shelf magazines like Playboy, Outside, Saturday Review, and Vanity Fair. (This transition entailed some lucky breaks, but is not as vivid a tale as the fritto misto bit, so we’ll just sort of gloss over it.) In 1982, Shames was named Ethics columnist of Esquire, and also made a contributing editor to that magazine.

By 1986 he was writing non-fiction books. The critical, if not the commercial, success of these first established Shames’ credentials as a collaborator/ghostwriter. His 1991 national bestseller, Boss of Bosses, written with two FBI agents, got him thinking about the Mafia. It also bought him a ticket out of New York and a sweet little house in Key West, where he finally got back to Plan A: writing novels. Given his then-current preoccupations, the novels naturally featured palm trees, high humidity, dogs in sunglasses, and New York mobsters blundering through a town where people were too laid back to be afraid of them. But this part of the story is best told with reference to the books themselves, so please take a little time to explore them.

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Books

Florida Straits    by Laurence Shames
Price: $2.99 USD. 93190 words. Agented by SKLA  on April 11, 2012. Fiction.

Joey Goldman, the very un-tough bastard son of a New York mafioso, flees to Key West for a fresh start. But the old neighborhood isn’t quite ready to let him get away.
Scavenger Reef    by Laurence Shames
Price: $2.99 USD. 83970 words. Agented by SKLA  on April 11, 2012. Fiction.

When artist Augie Silver disappears in a sailing accident, his Key West pals are devastated. They’re devastated again when he turns up alive—at least for a while.
The Hunger for More: Values in an Age of Greed    by Laurence Shames
Price: $2.99 USD. 77730 words. Agented by SKLA  on March 2, 2012. Nonfiction.

Laurence Shames offers a brilliant and acerbic anatomy of America’s “Hunger for More,” from its roots in the optimism of the high frontier to its apotheosis in the frenzy–and panic–of the Reagan years. As a history of our love affair with consumption, as a prescription for a more durable and dignified national ethic, THE HUNGER FOR MORE is a book that defines the era just past, & maybe the future.
The Big Time: Harvard B-School's Most Successful Class    by Laurence Shames
Price: $2.99 USD. 58480 words. Agented by SKLA  on March 1, 2012. Nonfiction.

The Big Time: The Harvard Business School’s Most Successful Class & How It Shaped America—Shames’ debut book, examining the fabled “class the dollars fell on,” was named one of Newsweek’s 10 Best in 1986, and remains a seminal study of American privilege and power. Starting with elite schools and corporate boardrooms, the volume offers a compelling social history of a confident nation in the 80s.
Mangrove Squeeze    by Laurence Shames
Price: $2.99 USD. 86910 words. Agented by SKLA  on November 8, 2011. Fiction.

People go to Key West for lots of different reasons. Not all of them are legal, sane, or in the interest of public safety. Tired of selling ad space for a third-rate Key West newspaper, Suki Sperakis hooks up with New Yorker Aaron Katz, who came to the Keys to run a simple B&B. When a handsome Russian accidentally tells Suki the real business operation his string of T-shirt shops, mayhem ensues...
Welcome to Paradise    by Laurence Shames
Price: $2.99 USD. 62840 words. Agented by SKLA  on May 25, 2011. Fiction.

A hilarious novel of mistaken identify and tropical crime that proves that while we all love the idea of a vacation, the truth is we often end up wishing we’d stayed home. Rich in the loopy insights and surprising tenderness that have become Shames's hallmarks, WELCOME TO PARADISE is his best novel yet.
Virgin Heat    by Laurence Shames
Price: $2.99 USD. 74970 words. Agented by SKLA  on May 20, 2011. Fiction.

Mafia princess Angelina Amaro has only ever loved one man-and that lone affair was never consummated. Why not? Because her would-be lover, Sal Martucci, fled into the Witness Protection Program…after ratting out Angelina’s father. When Sal is found tending bar in Key West, the wildly dysfunctional Amaro clan heads south-one member with love on her mind, the others with murder in their hearts.
Tropical Depression    by Laurence Shames
Price: $2.99 USD. 72070 words. Agented by SKLA  on May 19, 2011. Fiction.

Key West may very well get its first legal gambling parlor if Murray Zemelman, a.k.a. The Bra King, & his new partner Tommy Tarpon, a local Native American, can pull off their kooky, Prozac-induced plan. When a local mafioso and Key West's most crooked politician decide to get a piece of their action, Murray and Tommy fight for their money and lives in a battle of wits, writs and anti-depression.
Sunburn    by Laurence Shames
Price: $2.99 USD. 84650 words. Agented by SKLA  on May 16, 2011. Fiction.

When Vincente Delgatto—an aging Mafia Godfather—decides to spend some time in Key West with his half-Jewish bastard son Joe Goldman (who is decidedly not in the family business, he thinks the worst that can happen is he’ll get a little too much sun. After all, the only thing he wants is peace and quiet, and some time to recover from the recent loss of his sainted wife.
The Naked Detective    by Laurence Shames
Price: $2.99 USD. 65360 words. Agented by SKLA  on May 16, 2011. Fiction.

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When Pete Amsterdam retired to Key West to live in relative luxury, he thought of his PI license as a simple tax dodge suggested by his accountant. So when a man who's supposedly been dead for two years turns up by the side of Pete's hot tub and asks him to help retrieve the money pouches he buried on a nearby island just before he disappeared, Pete is completely uninterested.

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