Location: Canada
Member Since: March 02, 2010

Brennan Haley


Biography

I've been a writer since I saw STAR WARS at twelve. First short stories, then movie scripts, and now books. I'm publishing my short stories to help understand ebooks and Smashwords better, and when I'm ready, I'll work my way to putting a book up here.

I have a son who just turned one, and is way more fun than a monkey on a bun (and I can watch one of those for hours). If you want to see a picture of what Jordan the Pirate looked like when he was younger, go to my Facebook page and see our little boy Noli. Neat kid, huh? He said it'd be okay if I shared his bedtime stories with you, so enjoy.

Books

Animalian    by Brennan Haley
Price: $2.99 USD. 93140 words. Published on May 4, 2011. Fiction.
"Animalian" tells of a world where a quarter of all animals are endangered or extinct. Only now, nature has created a way to fight back. A mysterious stranger, capable of becoming any animal, combats the human terrorism of our natural environment by illegal wildlife traffickers from across the globe. Hunted by many, Animalian desperately seeks out the one he prays exists: a woman like him.
The Scary Part    by Brennan Haley
Price: Free! 990 words. Published on November 22, 2010. Fiction.
(4.00 from 1 review)
Here is a spicy, tasty little nibble of a great collection of horror short stories known as THE CANNIBAL'S GUIDE TO FINE DINING. Have a bite, don't forget to chew your food, then go get the full buffet here at Smashwords.
Baby    by Brennan Haley
Price: Free! 830 words. Published on November 22, 2010. Fiction.
Here is a tasty, spicy little nibble from the collection of horror short stories known as THE CANNIBAL'S FINE GUIDE TO DINING. You can't just eat one, so after you've finished with this, go get the full buffet here on Smashwords.
The Cannibal's Guide to Fine Dining    by Brennan Haley
Price: $0.99 USD. 59600 words. Published on November 22, 2010. Fiction.
Cannibals have palates and crave good food just like anyone else. Here is a recipe book of thirteen horror short stories that are chunky enough to eat with a fork but good enough to eat with a spoon. Just be very careful though, because these stories bite back. Bon Appetit!
Birthday Wish    by Brennan Haley
Price: Free! 1060 words. Published on April 14, 2010. Nonfiction.
(5.00 from 1 review)
It's John's fourteenth birthday and he has an extra special birthday wish to make that would change everything if it could just come true.
Trilogy of Super Cool Unbelievable Awesome Adventures    by Brennan Haley
Price: $0.99 USD. 5330 words. Published on April 1, 2010. Fiction.
Three stories for the price of one! Solemn and the Ogrenaut has a young boy running away from home and right into the path of a two headed monster; The Last Unicorn has a young farm girl named Amber trying to rescue the very last unicorn; The Gargling Moroccan Gargoyle is the continuing adventures of Jordan the Pirate caught between Sheik Yerbootie, a diamond, a monkey, and a Gargoyle. Have fun!
Goldilocks and the Gummi Bears    by Brennan Haley
Price: Free! 1190 words. Published on March 18, 2010. Fiction.
Goldilocks has a sweet tooth for trouble and might have met her match in the Gummi Bears. This is a children's story that four out of five dentists would definitely recommend. Just be sure to brush afterwards.
Double Feature: The Big Bad Wolf - Kangaroo Stu and the Rocky Crocodile    by Brennan Haley
Price: $0.99 USD. 3640 words. Published on March 11, 2010. Fiction.
Both the Big Bad Wolf and Little Red Riding Hood have a big surprise in store for the other, and Grandma isn't going to believe her eyes either. Then Kangaroo Stu and his brother Skippy must confront the mysterious Rocky Crocodile in the Australian outback. Two great stories to delight you and your kids for less than one bottle of pop or a chocolate bar? And no cavities either? Bargain!
Double Feature: Jordan and the Star Flower - Pequenito the Chihuahua    by Brennan Haley
Price: $0.99 USD. 5540 words. Published on March 10, 2010. Fiction.
Will Jordan the Pirate and Witch Doctor Aryu kill each other searching for the exotic Star Flower before or after they face the terrible monster of the Amazon following them? Pequenito is the smallest of Chihuahuas who must confront schoolyard bullies with the help of a new friend. Two great stories to delight you and your kids for less than one cup of coffee or a chocolate bar? Bargain!
The Couch Potato    by Brennan Haley
Price: Free! 1350 words. Published on March 7, 2010. Fiction.
It was just another day for Dave the Couch Potato until the Monster rang his door bell. Then he invited more trouble in than he ever expected and bit off more than he could possibly chew. 1341 good clean scary fun words awaits anyone who dares to click "download".
Angel Star    by Brennan Haley
Price: Free! 2200 words. Published on March 2, 2010. Fiction.
(4.00 from 1 review)
The youngest and shortest swashbuckler ever is Jordan the Pirate. Can he and his crew rescue the poor Princess Wilamenia from the terrifying Oggley Boggley monster? The Angel Star is their only hope in this fast paced, humor filled adventure that is as short as it's hero. There's only 2221 words but each one counts for an instantly fun solution to twenty minutes of boredom. Just click and play.

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