Sick of being proved wrong? Tired of being a doubting Thomas? Suffer no more! The secret is out and you too can learn to believe like a pro. In five simple steps you'll learn the tricks of the trade used by every committed champion of every cause.
Believed to be recommended by religious leaders and politicians the world over, the Secret to Certainty will no doubt change your life.
Are you depressed? A wee bit bonkers? Are you sick of all the messed up comments that are forever flying your way from friends, family, and all the rest? Then you need this book! This madcap guide will allow you to diagnose and treat all the insanities that befall normal people whenever they are confronted by mad people. You’ll never feel the same again about being told to “snap out of it”!
“Money, power, ideology, what is all this to me? I am an artist. My only interest is in painting the world anew for my patrons - a world in which we were all created yesterday, we can trash the planet with impunity, and the moon is made of cheese.” Welcome to the mind of an evil genius. His handiwork is all around us. You’d never believe the moon was made of cheese... would you?