by Silver Bowen
When a rat-wizard curses her, Tes-Nin develops a bad case of war-hammer elbow. Now she must find the cure, or her fighting days are over - forever.
Between bad medicine and a witch doctor's warning, a lunch-eating dog and a stolen coin-pouch, Tes-Nin's situation goes from bad to worse. Will she ever be able to smoosh orcs again?
About 8,000 words.