Tevin Hansen

Biography

Editor
Stinkwaves magazine
Handersen Publishing

Smashwords Interview

What are you working on next?
Mummy Mouse II (actually called 'Snickers the Cat') will be published early Jan. 2014.
Who are your favorite authors?
Neil Gaiman, Stephen King, and the best storyteller guy of all, the master, Roald Dahl.
Read more of this interview.

Where to find Tevin Hansen online


Books

Paradise, Lost
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Series: Book of Legends, Book 4. Price: Free! Words: 2,740. Language: English. Published: August 5, 2014. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
In this installment of BOOK OF LEGENDS, we meet up with a young girl named Paradise, who becomes hopelessly lost in the woods. A terrible snow storm is on the way. Not only that, but a dreaded tree wolf is right behind her--hungry for his supper. Will Paradise make it out of the forest alive? Or will the tree wolf get her? If she does make it out alive, will she still have to go to school?
Snickers the Cat
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Series: Evil Mouse Chronicles, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 9,440. Language: English. Published: January 1, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
In the follow up to Mummy Mouse, we again pick up with C.K. Percy, a very special 11-year-old. This time around, Snickers, the insane neighborhood cat that terrorizes every kid who dares to cross his path, is up to no good. Unknowingly, Snickers digs up the remains of a tiny four-legged critter with god-like powers...and he will never be the same. Neither will all the zombie apocalypse believers.
Where Weather Comes From
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Series: Book of Legends, Book 3. Price: Free! Words: 4,330. Language: English. Published: September 2, 2013. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
Legend of the G.W.C. is the third installment of the Book of Legends series. This time around we have the story of six giants, who—a very, very long time ago—were in control of the weather. Read on to find out how George, Xiu, Jorge, Reese, Baxter, and Gertrude were once the creators of all things weather-related...until they got on each other’s nerves.
Mummy Mouse
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Series: Evil Mouse Chronicles, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 10,260. Language: English. Published: July 14, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Eleven year old C.K. has a secret. An epic secret with a furry white coat, long tail, four scratchy feet...and a sickening desire to drain enough life-forces to become a Pharaoh, a mouse-god, and seek his revenge on the two-legged world. Mummy Mouse is a dark tale of friendship, revenge, and bad parenting. C.K. is the only one who can stop Mummy Mouse...but that would break his heart.
The Syrup Bandit
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Series: Book of Legends, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 2,540. Language: English. Published: June 22, 2013. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Action & Adventure / Pirates
(5.00)
The Syrup Bandit is the next installment from Book of Legends, a series of made-up folktales. This story takes place back when trains were the main way to travel. The hero of the story is Sack Harrum, a polite and courteous young man who accidently robs a train, and the gruff young girl who witnesses the whole thing and demands half of the loot.
The Swinging Tree
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Series: Book of Legends, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 3,620. Language: English. Published: May 18, 2013. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Action & Adventure / Survival Stories
(5.00)
The Swinging Tree is a simple story about a boy who loves to swing and Mungus Hu, a shady little creature, who owns a travelling circus that's always on the lookout for new and interesting attractions. When these two meet, the boy who loves to swing may be in for a very long ride.

Tevin Hansen’s tag cloud

action    adventure    ancient egypt    apocalypse    bad parenting    cats    children    dark comedy    earthquakes    escape    evil mouse    fairy tale    female hero    folklore    free    friendship    furby    guns    helicopter parent    humor    kids    lifeforce    lightning    mummies    pancakes    pharoah    rain    rainbows    school    sugar    thunder    tidal waves    trains    weather    wolves    zombies   

Tevin Hansen's favorite authors on Smashwords


Smashwords book reviews by Tevin Hansen

  • The Boy Who Loved a Tree on June 25, 2013

    Someone else wrote a story about maple trees?? Wonderful! Whereas my story is a silly made-up story about the history of syrup, this story is heart-warming, and a bit sad. But not to worry...maple trees make excellent comebacks! And who doesn't remember playing with those 'helicopter' seeds when they were a kid? Great story.
  • The Lonely Little Snail on June 27, 2013

    A knife-attacking slug? A snail with a sore butt? What kind of poem IS this?? Fav. lines: "He could take it no more ...He was too hungry, and his butt was too sore." And, of course, the "knife attack." Hilarious. Read this one immediately. You will laugh. S.T. Guy
  • The Girl Who Had a Fit of the Whims on July 01, 2013

    Who doesn't suddenly decide to learn another language? Or learn to golf? Or buy a pink hat? Was this possibly an actual conversation with a young miss that just HAD to be written down?? My daughter is only two, so these types of silly and whimsical stories are often lost on her...though I do try. Good writing; a great, quick read. (Made this dad smile.) S.T. Guy
  • The Rats of New York City on July 08, 2013

    REALLY good writing. I'm impressed. This short story read more like a movie script. Fast-paced reading, but really well-timed so it didn't move TOO fast. Funny, in a disturbing rats-gnawing-off-your-feet sort of way. (I wonder if mice can be that evil?) Hmm... S.T. Guy
  • It's The End Of The Universe As We Know It [And I Feel Scared] on July 18, 2013

    Um, bizarre. Which is what I believe the author was aiming for on this one. To me, recycling jokes are always funny. And the explanation at the end helped out. (Read on, then post your thoughts on the latest scientific discovery: The Jam-jar Theory.)
  • Sinister on July 21, 2013

    This was a fast-paced short story that jumped right into the action, and never looked back. Really good writing. I couldn't help but think that this had to (or SHOULD be) part of something larger?? Only after I finished reading did I check the author's other books and (doh) that's when I saw a full-blown novel with these characters. I will definitely have to check out "Viennese Waltz" by this author.
  • If it Causes You to Sin (A Short Story) on July 21, 2013

    I too have wondered about Mathew 18, when God tells us to "cut out" the part of us that continues to sin, be it hand, or foot, or eye. Personally, I don't think He meant it literally....but the guy in THIS story sure did. Serious enough to go exploring the aisles of Home Depot! Pretty wild story. CUTS right to the chase???
  • Zombies Don't Dance: A YA Short Story on July 23, 2013

    Even if you are an "Anti-Shuffler" (a person who hates Zombies) you will root for Rex, a zombie-with-heart, who makes the difficult decision to ever-so-gently break up with his beautiful and popular prom date, ONLY because he so desperately wants her to have a fun night with someone who is actually alive, and can dance.
  • The Visitor - Lionhead Edition on July 25, 2013

    Solid writing; a well-paced thriller. A sad, and somewhat disturbing tale of grief, despair, and inability to cope with a decaying marriage. Looking forward to more from this author.
  • Presidential Soup - By Zack Mitchell on July 27, 2013

    Weird. Abstract. Bizarre, which was just what the author was aiming for. After finding a surprise in his can of soup, Gordo wins a prize: becoming the Most Powerful Man on the Planet, The President of the US of eh? Yup, the new President is a Canadian. Straight to Air Force One, and more insanity. (Not as brilliant as The Rats of New York, but still pretty funny, with good writing. Now go read The Rats of New York City.)
  • Fix It on Aug. 15, 2013

    Using up one of your three wishes to make 'lizards taste like chicken?' No thanks! Fix It is a lightning-paced short about an extremely old company (several millenniums old) that helps to make wishes come true....as told by one of its disgruntled employees. An interesting idea for certain, but with an age old warning: don't waste your wishes on dumb stuff!
  • Unbalanced Party: It's a Trap! on Aug. 19, 2013

    This one gets 5 stars simply for the dialogue. Hilarious. (The part about having a 'nervous colon' had me laughing out loud.) A very quick and humorous tale about three goofball characters navigating an underground dungeon. I hope this author does more with these very entertaining characters. Very funny.
  • More (A Flash Fiction Story) on Sep. 08, 2013

    Creepy, well-written story. While reading it, the disturbing alien-doctor scene from that Fire in the Sky movie popped into my head....(which I have clearly gotten over...not traumatized at all...) 'More's' ending will get you, too.
  • Unbalanced Party: Fool Me Cockatrice on Sep. 16, 2013

    The Unbalanced Party is made up of three hilarious, bumbling characters: Wulf, Mordwin, and Daveth. If you enjoyed the bantering and brotherly bashing of the dwarfs in Tolkien's Hobbit (or even the Trolls who got turned to stone) or if you liked the crazy dialogue of the ghouls in Gaiman's Graveyard Book, you will appreciate these stories. Wulf, Mordwin and Daveth have their own chemistry, and, to me, these guys are begging for a huge, epic journey...(possibly a novel of their own?) Seriously, 5 stars.
  • The Edge of Hell on Sep. 24, 2013

    Interesting take on the afterlife, for sure. After cheating on a test, then being shoved off a cliff, Brian (the hero) finds himself on a journey to hell: drifting down the River Styx in an inner tube— meeting some oddball characters along the way (and one particularly goofy cowboy). Some graphic imagery involved here, but nothing too graphic or obscene. A very interesting read (tore through it in two sittings, which for me--at 8,000-plus words—means that this story was hellishly good. Get it?)
  • Dead Man's Ashes on Oct. 12, 2013

    A mind-bending story of sweet, sweet revenge....that maybe didn't turn out as planned for Peli, King of the Beggars (who's not looking too good as of late). Dar, the young ash-stealing hero, must avoid all kinds of danger, especially the Azzari on one of their dreadful neighborhood 'sweeps' . Will he make it back alive? He'd better if he wants that promotion! Now excuse me, I have to go read "Worse than an Orphan's Curse" which is the first in the series....(like I should have done in the first place...)
  • Master Science: Who is God? Is God Real on Oct. 31, 2013

    Always interesting to read other people's take on God, the universe, and how exactly we got here. This one is chock-full of scientific tidbits ranging from plants and animals, construction of DNA, to breaking down molecules. (Part of a much longer work that I will be sure to read.)
  • Symphony of Humanity: A Short Story on Nov. 11, 2013

    Well written. Disturbing. Those are the three words that came to mind after reading this very original tale about a creature who plays human beings like musical instruments...jamming, so to speak, to the terrified screams.
  • When My Guitar Gently Screams on Nov. 24, 2013

    Yikes. I don't know if I will ever look at my guitar the same way again. Who knew a guitar could be so evil? This guy definitely went to the wrong pawn shop...picking up the Freddy Krueger of guitars.
  • They Who Wear the Bird Masks on Dec. 19, 2013

    Had to read this one because I was in a waiting room just the other day, reading what...? Yep, an article about how people are opting to have their gall bladder removed. (PS--the doctor who wrote the article advised against it, saying the gall bladder really is important.) This is a well written story (couple of spelling mistakes, but really didn't take away from the story at all) that you will tear through, and leave you hoping that 'they' won't call upon you.
  • Walt vs the Space Flunkies on Jan. 19, 2014
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    Any story that starts off with a card game and a character yelling, "Yo a cheatin' skonk!" will definitely get my attention. Sort of like Larry the Cable Guy battling 'bubble-talking' aliens. Funniest dialogue ever....? Mebbe.
  • Cabal on March 08, 2014
    (no rating)
    Bought this one just days before it went on sale for 50% off! Ouch. It was still worth it. Didn't read it back when it was originally published in '88. I saw the 2014 tag and thought it was Mr. Barker's latest. Apparently Cabal is also a movie, called Nightbreed. After reading the book, I will have to check out the film as well--me with my eyes open, my wife with hers shut.