Victoria Twead

Biography

I nagged poor Joe into moving from England to Spain in 2004. We settled into a tiny mountain village in Andalucía, became reluctant chicken farmers and ended up owning probably the most dangerous cockerel in Spain.

Our story is told in The Old Fools Trilogy:
1. Chickens, Mules and Two Old Fools
2. Two Old Fools ~ Olé!
3. Two Old Fools on a Camel (NYT Bestseller)

"Chickens" became an Amazon Top 100 Bestseller, and remained so for four months.

Where to find Victoria Twead online


Books

How to Write a Bestselling Memoir
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,730. Language: English. Published: August 25, 2013 by Ant Press. Category: Nonfiction » Reference » Publishing and books
How does one write, publish and promote a memoir? How does one become a bestselling author? Victoria Twead is a New York Times bestselling author and has written a series of hugely successful memoirs. Victoria has put together this handbook, crammed with tips and secrets, which will guide you simply through the whole process of producing a bestselling memoir.
Morgan and the Martians ~ A comedy playscript for children
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Price: $3.35 USD. Words: 6,700. Language: British English. Published: February 5, 2013 by Ant Press. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Performing Arts / Theater
Morgan is a bad boy. A VERY bad boy. When a bunch of Martians give him a Shimmer Suit that makes him invisible, he wastes no time in wearing it to school and creating havoc. Well, wouldn’t you? Suitable for KS2 or ages 7 to 11. Includes FREE printable classroom assignments.
Two Old Fools on a Camel ~ From Spain to Bahrain and back again
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Series: Old Fools, Book 3. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 73,100. Language: English. Published: December 9, 2012 by Ant Press. Category: Nonfiction » Biography » Autobiographies & Memoirs
*New York Times Bestseller* Vicky and Joe leave their Spanish mountain village to work for a year in Bahrain. How could they know that the Arab Spring was poised to erupt, throwing them into violent events? Teaching Arab kids, working with crazy teachers, forming life-long friendships and being placed under house arrest, Vicky and Joe laugh and lurch through their year in Bahrain.
Mouth-Watering Spanish Recipes
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Price: $3.95 USD. Words: 33,720. Language: English. Published: January 8, 2012 by Ant Press. Category: Nonfiction » Cooking, Food, Wine, Spirits » Spanish
(4.67 from 3 reviews)
At last! A cookbook packed with colour photos and easy step-by-step instructions for preparing 100+ delicious Spanish dishes, guaranteed to bring Spanish sunshine into your kitchen. This book has it all: tapas, paella, barbecue, seafood, meat, salads, vegetarian, drinks, desserts and much more. Ingredients are shown in both metric and US measures.
Two Old Fools - Olé!
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Series: Old Fools, Book 2. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 79,780. Language: English. Published: November 24, 2011 by Ant Press. Category: Nonfiction » Travel » By region
Sequel to 'Chickens, Mules and Two Old Fools'. Never believe that life in a tiny Spanish mountain village is predictable. Vicky and Joe have finished fixing up their house and look forward to peaceful days enjoying their retirement. Then the fish van arrives, and instead of delivering fresh fish, disgorges the Ufarte family. The peace of El Hoyo is shattered.
Chickens, Mules and Two Old Fools
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Series: Old Fools, Book 1. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 74,590. Language: English. Published: May 7, 2010 by Ant Press. Category: Nonfiction » Travel » By region
(4.70 from 23 reviews)
*New York Times bestselling author* If Joe and Vicky had known what relocating to a tiny mountain village in Andalucia would be like, they might have hesitated...  They have no idea of the culture shock in store. No idea they'll become reluctant chicken farmers and own the most dangerous cockerel in Spain. No idea they'll help capture a vulture or be rescued by a mule.

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