Wyrd Goat Press

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We're a wee little publisher with a big passion for fun.
Coming soon:
The Kilhellion by E. M. Prazeman
The Blood of Old Oak Hill by K. Z. Miller
House of Chickens by Tammy Owen

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A Dark Radiance
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 152,670. Language: English. Published: August 31, 2017 by Wyrd Goat Press. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Historical, Fiction » LGBTQ+ » Gay
Every mile brings Lord Jester Lark closer to Cathret’s battlelines, and almost certain recapture. Every moment risks discovery by enemy sacred beings, and enslavement to the Trokellestrai. But Lark’s greatest fear is that what’s left of him will never find the love that haunts his hopes, a love that may no longer wait for him on the islands he yearns to call home once again.
Penumbra: The Poisoned Past, Book Two
Series: The Poisoned Past. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 186,340. Language: English. Published: October 30, 2016 by Wyrd Goat Press. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Historical, Fiction » LGBTQ+ » Gay
Lord Jester Lark is desperate to escape Cathret before the forces arrayed against him find and claim him. The Duchess Gzem Kelleisen searches for her missing son while delivering messages across battlelines. When Lark and Gzem's paths cross, it will change the course of their futures forever.
Oubliette: The Poisoned Past Book One
Series: The Poisoned Past. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 153,270. Language: English. Published: October 30, 2016 by Wyrd Goat Press. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Historical, Fiction » LGBTQ+ » Gay
A massive fleet opens fire on Perida Bay, and an ambush lies in wait as Lark races home by starlight. His lover, Verai, gathers up their daughter and rushes to meet Lark in the safety of the court's protective custody cells. Lark never arrives. In this followup series to The Lord Jester's Legacy, Lark will face his greatest enemy: the past.
Innocence and Silence
Series: The Lord Jester's Legacy, Book 3. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 166,650. Language: English. Published: February 28, 2014 by Wyrd Goat Press. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » General
For the love of his nation, he will go to war. For the love of a man, he will defy death. For the love of freedom, he will destroy the connection between hell and earth, and sacrifice all he has ever known. The final chapter in The Lord Jester's Legacy trilogy by E.M. Prazeman
Horrible Stories I Told My Children
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 13,190. Language: English. Published: October 29, 2012 by Wyrd Goat Press. Categories: Nonfiction » Relationships & Family » Fatherhood, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire » Topic / marriage & family
The real life Ellis family would have fit in living next door to the Addams Family. In parenting, there is usually a right approach and a wrong approach to a given situation. Ron Ellis usually chooses the third way. You know, the one that’s funny. Shocking, crazy, hilarious stories and situations for parents that follow the third way, and the people who love them.
Confidante
Series: The Lord Jester's Legacy, Book 2. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 124,140. Language: English. Published: May 11, 2012 by Wyrd Goat Press. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Historical
Book Two of the Lord Jester's Legacy. Mark Seaton thinks he has nothing left to lose. But the closer he gets to his enemies, the more he realizes that he may be forced to sacrifice things far more precious than what remains of his life. A dying man's heart can still be broken, and even a bound jester can lose his soul if he commits a crime so heinous that his lord will never forgive him.
Masks
Series: The Lord Jester's Legacy, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 127,520. Language: English. Published: February 16, 2012 by Wyrd Goat Press. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Historical
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Book One of the Lord Jester's Legacy. When Mark Seaton's father disappears and his mother is murdered, he becomes a pawn in a deadly world of nobles, masked courtiers, and mysterious beings that whisper in his mind. The only way a pawn can survive is to gain position and power. The only way Mark Seaton can be free is to become a player.
House of Goats
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 78,580. Language: English. Published: December 30, 2011 by Wyrd Goat Press. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Outdoor activities, Nonfiction » Biography » Personal memoir
Five acres, a couple of goats grazing in the pasture, with chickens pecking around a bountiful garden .... It sounded like heaven to city girl Tammy Owen. What she found instead of heaven was life.

Series

The Poisoned Past
In this followup series to The Lord Jester's Legacy, Lord Jester Lark attempts to end the devastating war begun by his mentor's vast intrigue.
The Lord Jester's Legacy
Mark Seaton wants to become a sailor like his father, but instead he's drawn into a deadly world of intrigues and potent masks that can change what you are capable of, and who you are.
Masks
Price: Free!
Confidante
Price: $3.99 USD.
Innocence and Silence
Price: $3.99 USD.