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ZondarTheBear is a man. And a Bear. And a Zondar. Don't ask what any of that means, because attempting to answer you might make him drag his brain out of the rusty strongbox where he stores it, and nobody wants that, trust me.
Zondar's words of nasty fun do not come from Mayberry, or North Carolina nor anywhere else that you might take the wife and kiddies to visit on a sunny Spring day. The stuff that falls out of his mostly empty head comes from New Orleans, via the dark, wrinkled asshole of Satan's slutty daughter, and her almost-too-nice best friend, Karla Sue.
His stories are wet and nasty and they burrow deep into the shadows of those dark places that we all own, but mostly refuse to acknowledge. His stuff will always be teased from that dark dirty place with an oversized broken pencil, but he will always strive to bring a bit of golden light into the shadows of his disgusting prose, in spite of its soiled yellow origins.
Please be aware that these stories will never be run in front of an editor of any skill, because editors tend to cry blood from their melted eyeballs and stab themselves repeatedly after reading this content. As a result of their human frailties, you may find the occasional typographical error lurking in your story, waiting to jerk you from your fictional world. An apology for those errors that slip through is yours if you want it, but seriously folks, these things cost less than a comic book, I think that we'll both survive.
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Santa Clause is A Piss Loving Man-Whore Part One
Santa is a very old, very nasty man. He does things to Mrs. Clause, and her sister, and her OTHER sister. He's a man whore, and he loves the golden shower.
Cover photo by: Laurent Jean Philippe
A Nasty Trailer Park Love Story Part II-The Reluctant Kidnapper (A Golden Shower Chronicle)
Same trailers, different park. Find out what happens when Dill comes head to head with a cult of polygamists who suddenly decide that his friend's young daughter Samantha has broken the rules of a cult that she has no interest in joining. Find out what happens when he runs across two innocent young women who are desperate for help and extremely...grateful when they get it. Cover photo by mahalie.
My Sister-In-Law Drinks My Piss (A True-Incest/Golden Shower Chronicle)
Long story short, my sister-in-law is a freak. A beautiful, sex-happy freak. Who wants her brother-in-law to do nasty, dirty things to her all day long and somehow convinced my loving wife to go along with it all. Then they turned their lust-filled eyes towards each other, and things got...interesting.
Cover photo by: Stella Morais photography. All rights reserved.
He had no choice. From the moment he sees her outside the church, he knows that he has to rape her. It will be like all the others, he thinks, he'll take her, he'll...do things to her, then he'll move on. But he had no idea that this one is different, this one is special. And when he's done, his life will never be the same.
Loving My Sisters-A Banned True-Incest Chronicle (Part One of Five)
My story began at birth, like most, I would guess, but the most interesting part began on my eighteenth birthday, when my twin sister swallowed my meat and told me that all five of my sisters were going to give me their virginities....
Author's note: All characters in this work of fiction are eighteen years of age or older.
Cover photo by: Laurent Jean Pilippe
I Did *What* With My Sister? -The Abruptly Banned Golden Shower/True-Incest Edition
Every version of this book was recently banned by Amazon Dot Com. She's his sister, born of the same mother barely a year after he was. She was a virgin when he passed out at the party, now she has a womb full of her brother's baby-batter. Oops. All characters in this story who engage is sexual activities are eighteen years of age or older.
Cover photo by: Peppe702. All rights reserved.
Making Love With His Teenage Daughter (The Banned Golden Shower/True-Incest Edition)
Daddies and daughters should NEVER do the things that they do in this story. They shouldn't "kiss" with tongues, they shouldn't "hug", at least, not when his naked parts could fall naturally into hers, and they DEFINITELY shouldn't have at little baby together. But in this story they do. And man, do they pee. EVERYwhere. All characters engaged in sexual activities are 18 years of age or older.
My Ex-Girlfriend's Teenage Daughter *Loves* to Drink Pee (The Banned Incest Edition)
What do you do when your ex-girlfriend's adult teenage daughter offers to swallow your manhood and gulp your goop? You let her of course. What about when she offers to take your golden fluids in her every welcoming hole? Duh, go for it. How 'bout if she and her mother decide that sucking your good stuff out of each other's holes while you watch and play is a good idea? Buy this book and find out.
Love's First Rage (the Urine Soaked Incest Edition)
He has the power of a god, and the base desires of a horny young man. This is the story of his many, many women, some of them virtual strangers and others related to him by the closest blood. His ability to control the minds and actions of others gives him the freedom to sink his manhood deep into almost anyone he chooses and he chooses just about every woman who crosses his path.
Ravishing My Niece At The Family Reunion (The Banned Edition)
A man, his niece and a pool house. You many have read this story before, maybe even bought the original version of this book, but now its the story of the man, his niece and his biological sister, loving, lusting and pounding body parts in wild abandon. If you like golden showers and hot sister loving, this story is for you. This version of the book is available exclusively on Smashwords.
Stealing My Father's Lover
When young Charles finds out that his father is subjecting their family maid to his dark sexual needs, he decides that he must save her from what is happening. Her gratitude and love soon remind him why doing a good deed can be its own reward.
The Incest Chronicles (The Banned Edition)
Loving My Cousins While They Love Each Other. (A Golden Shower Story) Buddy and Helen and Tess. Three cousins, two sisters. A story of hot, wet incest and salty golden showers. Do you really need more?
Love Among The Dinosaurs (A pre-historic Golden Shower Chronicle)
In the time of the giant reptiles, riding on a Titanosaur for personal pleasure is not considered taboo. Neither is mating with a complete stranger, your childhood friend, and another young woman in your village in a lust filled orgy. Marking your lovers with your personal golden fluids is just considered good business.
The Nerd With The Footlong Dong (The Deep Yellow Edition)
After almost being killed in a car accident, Brian finds that his life is forever changed when he wakes up from a three month coma. He's no longer scared of the beautiful women who surround his life, and now eagerly falls into their arms and their beds. Cover by: p-duke. All rights reserved.
Elizabeth's Story (The Official Prequel to My Pee-zza Girl)
Students, even the stunningly pretty ones, were a dime a dozen. He'd spent years successfully ignoring their flirty advances and sultry young bodies, until the day that young Beth accidentally shows him a bit of cotton panties and a flash of thigh. In a heartbeat, he is lost to her and she to him. Their time is short, but their love is deep.
Cover photo by: Mark J Sebastian. All rights reserved.
My Pee-zza Girl
Near the end of what he thought was a pretty nice life, Alex finds that it takes only the smallest of wrongs to bring everything he's worked for crashing down at his feet. Enter Beth, a young woman who sets her sights on him and drags him kicking and screaming into a new life that includes nasty sex and golden showers. Their story is a lifetime of love and a world of pleasure.
The Girl Next Door (Is A Piss Guzzling Cutie-Pie)
He's a rich man trapped in a loveless marriage, she's the neighborhood vixen. She seduces him and drains him of every precious drop of his little-used seed while feeding him gallons of her sweet, wonderful breast milk and rivers of her fresh salty piss. When all is said and done, she's pregnant, he's divorced and life couldn't be better. Cover photo by: jaume rossello mir. All rights reserved.
Lottery Winner's Women (The Yellow Edition)
He wins the lotto, he finds the women, he fucks the women. And then he pisses on the women, and in the women. In short, the rich guy gets what all of us want: fabulous wet pussy.
Cover photo by: Victor at Wet foto dot com.
Who Wants to Pee on a Billionaire?
He was poor, dirt poor, now he's filthy rich and confused as hell. His pretty African-American boss wants to soothe his brow and his childhood crush wants to fulfill his every childhood fantasy. Life is good, weird, but good. Cover by . Henry_Spencer. All rights reserved.
The Nerd With The Footlong Dong
Brian is a shy young man who has never had the courage to interact with women, until a life altering experience shows him that refusing to explore all that life has to offer is just a waste of the...unusual gift...that have been given to him. Now he uses that special gift to give pleasure to the young woman who loves him and all of the women that she finds for him.
Photo by: Dan Zen.
The Fuck-It List
He was dying after a life of living the dream. Now he only had one thing left on his bucket list: kidnap and fuck beautiful woman.
He finds her, he stalks her, he takes her.
But she's not so innocent and in the end, he finds that even an evil plan can lead to wonderful things.
Cover © Raimond Spekking / CC-BY-SA-3.0 (via Wikimedia Commons)
Making Love With His Teenage Daughter (The Yellow Edition)
After being given the gift of his daughter's virginity, a man accidentally showers her with yellow love, shocking her and him as well. What's more shocking is them both finding out that they absolutely LOVE peeing all over each other. This is the story of love and urine in a modern day tale of romance and lust between a daddy and his eighteen year old daughter.
Cover photo by: Casper TG
Making Love With His Teenage Daughter
On her eighteenth birthday, a young woman decides that she's had enough of trying to find the right man when she already knows that he's living under her own roof, and she calls him DADDY. Adopted at the age of six, she has always felt a special loving bond with that one special man who rescued her from an uncertain future. And now its time to let him know exactly how she feels.
Meanwhile...Back at the Nasty Trailer Park...
Mrs Tam and her daughter Olivia have a plan to take their next door neighbor and make him into their sex toy. But he has other ideas and quickly turns it around so that things are more to his liking. Before the weekend is over, he's pissing in all their holes, raping them both and wailing on them with paddles and palms. He loves ravishing their bodies, and they're soon loving every painful moment.
A Nasty Trailer Park Love Story
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In a quiet corner of a nice little trailer park, newcomer Dill has purchased a home. He is recovering from a dark past and a failed marriage and he just wants to be left alone.
Enter hot little virgin Amanda, barely grown up and looking for wet, nasty sex. Oooh, the things she does to him. His heart is stolen, and his man parts are soaked.
Then he meets her momma, Stacy, and things get better.
Teaching A Young Stud
She finds him, she chooses him and she plucks him like a flower. When she has taught him what he needs to know, she let's him loose among her friends and family to expand on her teachings. By the time they are done, he is a man who is ready to fall in love and give his partner all the emotional and physical satisfaction that she could possibly want or need.
Ravishing My Niece at the Family Reunion (A Family-Love Story)
Stacy wants some dick, and her sleeping Uncle has exactly what she's looking for. Before he knows what's happening, she's swallowed his length and gulped his cum. She refuses to let go when he tells her he's gotta pee and seconds later, she's gulping gallons of his hot urine just before he breaks her cherry and cums in her hot, wet hole.
Love's First Rage (The Yellow Edition)
All versions of this book have been BANNED by Amazon dot com for violating their terms of service. This edition has all of the wonderful, warm urine play that was edited out of the first edition put right back where it belongs. Now you can read the tale of a man with the power of a god peeing and cumming in every tight, wet hole he encounters.
Cover photo by: Lies Thru A Lens. All rights reserved
When a young man is given The Power of a minor God, he goes absolutely bat-shit crazy and fucks every pussy he can get his dick into. I mean, seriously, wouldn't you? If you need more information than that, then this story probably isn't for you.
If you are an ADULT TYPE PERSON,stick around, if not, go the hell away.
Cover photo by: Mark Sebastian All rights reserved.
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