I'd Rather Not Be Dead by Andrea Brokaw
Approx. 87,610 words.
Published on October 30, 2012 by
Drew McKinney never liked living in Pine Bridge, North Carolina, but she liked it a lot better than being dead there. No way does she want to haunt this stupid hick town for the rest of forever. She doesn't want to haunt anywhere if she can help it. But can she?