By Ali Cooper
Published: April 18, 2013.
A spoof. Belief in vampires not required!
Edward Jessop is a vampire with an embarrassing problem – he faints at the sight of blood.
Traditional, Victorian vampire, Edward, has fallen on hard times. Forced to leave his long-term home in a disused crypt, he is offered lodgings with Kevin – a vampire of more modern but less gentlemanly and intellectual persuasion.